Author's note: I couldn't help you. You should know I couldn't. My friend's sign on name was this. At 11:00 you get so bored of sleeping..You just must write. And..I mean..It just screams "Ed x Roy!" Doesn't it? Oh, well what do you know. Oh and the beginning it goes Ed-Roy-Ed-Roy.

This is also my first online fanfic. If you bash, I shall be deeply hurt. If you praise, I shall give you cookies. Sorry for the shortness!

Disclaimer: Bite me...Ow that hurt...Okay I don't own them. I own side dishes of them. Not them. I also don't own Lucky charms.

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Glare

Stare

Blink

Eyebrow arch

"Yes?" Finally asked an exasperated Edward Elric, whom was still in his blue cloud pajama's. He gave a sharp glare at the Colonel, who was staring at him.

"Well..." Said Roy, most obviously. "I ate some Lucky Charms."

" And?" Quirked Ed.

" Do I look magically delicious?" He smirked.

Sigh.