The phrase 'all the fun of the circus' had never been better represented , then by the grinning no life king.
The snake child and wolf-man were the first to go down , his master had said to eliminate 'all traces' she was very strict upon the revelation of anything supernatural to the public eye.
He ploughed his way through the circus with ease , their performer's were simply fodder compared to the real target . "Too easy" muttered Alucard mere minutes later , already bored with the lack of difficulty it took to eradicate this scum .
The target's then stepped into the big top.
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"Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan" spoke Integra Hellsing crisply , the file thrown onto the table hap-hazardly.
"The first is a semi-powerful vampire who has been causing trouble around the country the second is his assistant and protégé a half-vampire , they will both need to destroyed. I want you to eliminate all traces of that un-holy circus have you got that servant".
"Yes , my master" confirmed Alucard his body fading into nothingness.
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"You must be Alucard" spoke Crepsley , the red headed man's eyes focusing upon the two gun's in Alucard's hands.
"I am indeed , and you and that child are the ones causing problems" replied the Hellsing trash man , a bored tone evident in his voice.
"Hey , were not……" began the boy before the swift hand of his mentor stopped him .
"You and your ilk sicken me , your ancestors believe themselves superior and denounce humans, and create a ' clan' like some sort of ridiculous fairy tale , your nothing more then trash : but to be fair you have been powerful enough to garner my masters attention. So I shall ask you a simple question before we begin" .
"What's the question" ? said Darren ,this time dodging his mentor's blow.
"What are you" ? It was a simple question….or at least seemed simple. Head-games were the only kind of games Alucard liked to play .
Almost automatically Darren replied . "Were vampires" , the questions intricacies lot upon the boy .
Alucard's grin was now a frown , the answer was so obvious and yet no one ever got it right .
Mere seconds later the boy was reduced to dust , his teacher began to retreat , the man's body becoming a blur . Alucard sighed knowing this would turn out just like his fight with that long haired weakling ……
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When your forced to read a series of books with a vampire in who sucks complete ass, you learn to come up with imaginative ways of killing him .
The question was based on Alucard's usual 'Are you a human , a dog , or a monster"
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