Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Greek myths I screwed around with. They are owned by Kishimoto Misashi and the Greeks respectively. End of story.
Author note: As I said, this fic will actually be a collection of myths. These myths will each have a cast of character (will be different for each myth). Each person will have the deity name, what they rule over, any other info, and if they will be OOC. A content sign will also be put under the title to tell about what will be in it (yaoi, yuri, incest, hetero). I know this sounds all official, but just go with me. Please enjoy! bows Hades and Persephone Content: This myth will have yaoi/ hints of uchihacest (or brotherly love if your not that kind of person.)
Orochimaru: Hades, god of the underworld (aka Otogakure (Sound Village))
Sasuke: Persephone, "demi-goddess" of something (virgin)
Itachi: Demeter, "goddess of the harvest/ "mother" of Persephone (we'll keep him as a brother) OOC
Sandaime: Zeus, king of the gods, a little OOC
Tsunade: Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty
Jiraiya: Eros, god of love (aka cupid)
Shikamaru: Athena, "goddess" of wisdom, strategic battle, handicrafts, peace (virgin)
Neji: Artemis, goddess of the hunt/ moon (virgin)
Kabuto: Gardener of the underworld (aka Otogakure)It was a beautiful day in Konoha. Sasuke was lazily strolling around with his two friends, Neji and Shikamaru. Passing the many fangirls/ boys who pined over them, they disregarded the thing people called love.
"People are so bothersome when they go up to you and go all 'Oh I love you!'" Shikamaru muttered.
"Oh. What about those who just lust after you. They use love just as a way to get into your pants." Neji agreed
Sasuke smirked at his friend. "Glad we don't fall for that shit."
Meanwhile in the Otogakure
Orochimaru looked up at the dark skies and decided to patrol the nearby countries to make sure there weren't any paths that would connect to his village. If he found one, he would destroy it before it reached the village and excite his disciples who would go on a killing spree if they had the chance. He passes through Konohagakure on his giant flying snake (a/n: I made it fly). Little did he know, Tsunade and Jiraiya were watching and scheming.
"Look at him, Jiraiya. He looks so lonely, eh?" Tsunade asked.
"Hm. He looks like he needs to see some of Icha Icha Paradise." At this comment, Tsunade punches the erotic Jiraya through some walls. "Do something useful for once and make him fall in love!" Tsunade hollered with anime veins covering her head. "But with who?" Pondering at this, Tsunade finally gets an idea. "Uchiha Sasuke! He's one of the virgin deities who call love useless. Anyways, he's too hot for his age. "Righto!" Jiraiya saluted and went off to do his work with his love inspiring bow and golden arrows.
Hiding in the shadows, Jiraiya steadily aims at Orochimaru's back in the area where his heart should be. He waits for right moment when Orochimaru would glance at Sasuke. As he sees his chance, the love bringer shoots his arrow.
Orochimaru glances at a boy and suddenly feels something pierce his heart. The lord of Otogakure felt overwhelming love for the raven-haired boy whose face held a sexy smirk of independence and the I'm-too-hot-for-you look. He just had to have that boy, in love and sex. But he knew Itachi, the demi-god's brother, would never agree to the proposal. So he rushed to Sandaime, the god of gods.
"Sandaime…" Orochimaru started.
"I know. I can see it in my crystal ball." Sandaime boasted. "My advise. Steal him away. I'll take care of Itachi."
"Uh. Thanks?" Orochimaru finished seeing how easy it was. Now he had to make a plan.
The virgin "goddesses" walked through the forest still ranting about the idiocy of love, lust, and such. But our little angst boy noticed something on the deeper in the trees. Walking towards it, he realizes that it's was a ninjutsu scroll (a/n: it's actually a species of flower) he had never seen before. Reaching out to it, his fingers brush its paper when suddenly he is grabbed by Orochimaru and flew away. Sasuke tried to yell out to his friends but his voice wasn't heard.
The two headed towards Otogakure and Orochimaru took the poor boy as his lover. Sasuke however, was miserable and wanted to see Konoha and his brother, "goddess" of harvest. Taking a pomegranate from Kabuto, he eats seeds to calm his nerves.
In Sandaime's office, Itachi busted the door open and marched right up to the head honcho. "WHERE'S MY BROTHER!" Looking up Sandaime answers quite calmly, "With Orochimaru in his village, why?" "You let that pedophile abduct my brother!" "Yes." Itachi could no longer take it. He slapped that lousy sucker right on the face and stormed off to find his beloved little brother.
As Itachi gravely searched, the crops died by Itachi's mood, making everything barren and cold. Getting help from a passer-by, he reaches the entrance of the sound village and brings Sasuke back to the light. But as they rejoice, Kabuto laughs manically and points to the pomegranate for the food from the Sound entwines the life of the eater to the land. Orochimaru smirks and lets Sasuke leave, knowing that he will come back. For every seed is a month of time to send.
THE ENDYes, I know it's short and may be crappy, but I tried! Please leave helpful comments, random comments, or recommendations for myths I can do next.
Tune in for myth two: The Story of Zeus, Io, and Hera!