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Love Hina: Evil Edition
Chapter five
Welcome to the Hinata Sou Kanako
Part Two The Aftermath of the Party
After the party, everyone passed out and in the morning, it seemed that they were going to have a visitor. Of course, the house was in no shape nor where anybody prepared for guests. Heck, everybody was passed out on the floor bareassed and in a suggestive pose I might add.
A young woman walks up to the door.
"Well, I haven't seen my sister Motoko in so long but I should have called ahead. It is ok, I guess." Tsuruko said.
She knocks on the door but gets no answer. She checks the door and finds out that it is unlocked.
"I really shouldn't do this but it isn't like she was having a wild sex party. Nah, she is too much of a square to do something like that." Tsuruko said.
She walks through the door and walks into the living room and notices everyone lying on the floor asleep and naked too.
"My my. . I guess I was wrong about Motoko. I guess things have changed since the last time we say each other." Tsuruko said.
Motoko started to wake up and looked at the person who was standing over them. She couldn't see who it was at first but as the figure became clearer did she realize who the person standing over her was.
"S. . . sister!" Motoko exclaimed in total shock.
It was at that moment that she realized where she was and what she was wearing or in this case not wearing.
"It isn't what it looks like! Honest!" Motoko exclaimed in horror at knowing that her sister is seeing her like this.
"I can see quite well that you had quite the party but Motoko I am very upset with you." Tsuruko said.
Motoko just shook in fear at what she was about to say next.
"You should have invited me if you were going to have a wild sex party. I didn't know you were into such things but I can say one thing though." Tsuruko said.
"A. . . and that is?" Motoko asked.
"Its about time you loosened up a little. You act like such a stiff. You know, when I was your age I had quite a few parties myself." Tsuruko said.
FLASHBACK
the scene is a party much like the one that Motoko just had.
"You won Tsuruko so it is your turn." A young girl said to a younger Tsuruko.
She hands Tsuruko a glass filled with some beverage.
"What is this I may ask?" Tsuruko asked wondering what it was.
Her friend rattles off a bunch of different types of alcohol.
All of her friends start chanting Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! until she downs the drink.
The sounds of cheers erupt from the crowd of friends as they see her take the drink.
"So who is up for an another round of poker?" Tsuruko asked.
END FLASHBACK
Keitaro starts to wake up and nudges Kanako off of him and she lands between him and Kitsune and Kanako woke up to the sight of a strange woman standing over her.
"Why if it isn't Keitaro?" It is been a long time since we seen each other. Tsuruko said.
"Yeah, too long. So what brings you here?" Keitaro asks Tsuruko.
"Well, I was just wanted to check on my sister and maybe spend some time with her." Tsuruko said.
Yeah to torment and embarrass me endlessly. Motoko thinks to herself.
"Hey, when did you two meet, sister?" Motoko asked.
"Yeah, when did you two hook up because you never told me about her, Keitaro?" Kanako asked Keitaro.
"Well, that was some time ago during a championship fight that I participated in a few months back. I was in a doubles tournament with Keitaro and I didn't know if he was going to drag me down." Tsuruko said.
"Yeah, she thought I was a no talent hack but I showed her. Oh and by the way, I met her a little while before me and Kanako had gotten involved with one another." Keitaro said.
" I was especially surprised at his talent and how he defeated his opponent." Tsuruko said.
"Yeah, by carefully using your sword you can literally slice off the clothes off of a person leaving them with practically bareassed. Most fighters can't continue to fight with only undergarments on so I win when they refuse to continue." Keitaro said.
"Yeah I asked him later after the championship if he wouldn't mind teaching me how to do it." Tsuruko said.
"I taught her and she caught on to it quite quickly. She asked me what the name of the fight should be called and I called it the B & P and UND duel." Keitaro said.
"I asked him what the letters meant and he told me it stood for Bra, Panties, and UNDerwear fight. He said it was named for what the loser is wearing at the end of the fight.
We dueled for quite some time when I knew I win. I told him that he lost.
Ha, you lost Keitaro." Tsuruko said proud that she defeated him at her very first attempt.
He took a step and his clothes fell off of him in pieces leaving him wearing only a pair of underwear on but he didn't seem upset that he lost at all.
"Tsuruko! You only tied me in this fight so you didn't win this time." Keitaro said..
"What? I defeated you for sure." Tsuruko said before taking a step and watching as her clothes fell off in pieces leaving her wearing only panties and her chest bindings.
"You don't have to worry about your boyfriend not being adequate in uh marital relations." Tsuruko said to Motoko.
"Sister, he is NOT my boyfriend!" Motoko yelled back to her to correct her mistake.
"Well, by the looks of things, he is. I am not sure but it seems like you three took your turn with him. I don't blame you because he is well equipped for the task of pleasing the three of you." Tsuruko said.
"How do you know THAT?" Motoko asked getting a little confused and worried at why she would say such a thing.
"After our duel, we just couldn't hold back any longer and we had sex and I may add that your sister is well equipped herself. We lasted for quite some time and we stopped when we both practically passed out from the pleasure." Tsuruko said.
The thought of Keitaro and Tsuruko doing those kind of things was kinda disturbing to Motoko.
"For the love of all that is sacred and holy, please refrain from explaining your sex lives. God, try keeping something behind closed doors." Motoko pleaded with her sister in the hope that she stop with the details which she didn't want to hear.
"So what happened between you two." Kitsune asked as she was intrigued by their story and was hoping to continue with it.
"Well, I went back home and we never met again but the memory still lives on." Keitaro said.
It was at that moment, that Shinobu and Su woke up from their booze induced slumber. Su remember something that she did last night before the party.
"OH YEAH! The secret tape recorder I placed in this room last night to test it out and see if it works." Su said as she went to where she hid the tape recorder and pulled the record out from its hiding place.
"I can hook this up to the tv and we can see what we did last night." Su said.
Su hooks up the special tape recorder and starts to play the tape.
Note the following tape contains OOC moments brought to you by booze
You always know where you start the night and begin your morning but not quite sure on how you got there.
Nothing special happens for a while until they noticed Kitsune dumping the contents of a bottle into the punch that they all drank.
"KITSUNE! What was in that bottle?" Motoko demanded an answer from Kitsune.
"Booze. What else would I have placed in a bowl of punch?" Kitsune asked.
"I specifically asked that there be no booze at this party and now for all we know we could have had done some regrettable things." Motoko said.
"You mean have a wild sex party with our landlord, Keitaro. What's wrong with making love to a man who has well equipped and knows what to do with it." Kitsune said with a smirk.
Shinobu blushed when she heard that and was quite embarrassed by it.
"I rather wait until I'm a little older and until I am married to do that." Motoko said somewhat irritated by Kitsune's comment.
"You know, you are such a prude, Motoko." Kitsune said.
"I know, she is such a stiff. I remember a couple of times playing a game of strip poker with some of my friends and their boyfriends and a couple of other guys." Tsuruko said.
Motoko just facefaulted from the comment made by her sister.
Naru had woke up and walked out of her room and to the sight of a strange woman and Keitaro and the other girls completely naked.
"KEITARO, YOU PERVERT!" Naru screamed as she ran after Keitaro ready to attack him again.
I can't believe it. I try to give her a little respect and how does she repay me? By pulling the same old crap. When you that kind of shit, you really piss me off. Keitaro thought to himself.
Keitaro was about to protect himself when Kanako got in the way and grabbed Naru's fist.
"My boy friend is not a pervert, you bitch. I am guessing that he didn't hit you like the bitch that you are. I always told Keitaro that a real man never hits a woman even if she is a total bitch but I don't have any qualms about it." Kanako said getting very angry for attacking Keitaro.
She took her fist and punched Naru in the stomach dropping her like a sack of potatoes.
"Oh sorry for that but it seems the cheap whore of a girl Naru needed to lie down for a while. Oh yeah, I forgot a cheap whore has to have relations with men and I don't think there is a man stupid and ugly enough to go out with you." Kanako said.
"I do have someone special in my life and if I am not mistaken, my friend should be coming around any moment." Naru lied trying to make herself look better since she really doesn't have a boyfriend at all nor did she ever have one before..
There was a knock on the door and Haruka opened the door to the same thing everyone else has been seeing.
"I don't think Haruka swings that way and even if she did, she would have had better taste in women and you would have the last person on the planet that she would want to be with." Kanako said.
"Uh, where are all of your clothes, Keitaro and what is all this talk about me and Naru?" Haruka asked.
"Oh she was saying that you and Naru are having sexual relations with each other." Kanako said.
Haruka eyes widen at what she heard and before anyone knew, she knocked over Naru and was beating the shit out of her.
"Don't you ever defile my name again you stupid ignorant bitch. You are lucky that I just don't cut your throat and bury out back for that but since I am being nice. I am going to let you off with a beating you will never forget." Haruka said while kicking the shit out of Naru.
Su had paused the tape during their little conversation and what happened between Naru and Haruka but continued playing the tape when they stopped talking to one another and all of the commotion had ended and when everyone came back from getting changed into some clothes since the heat of the moment had helped to forget that they were still naked from last night..
They watch as they became increasingly drunk and Kitsune pulled out a deck of playing cards.
"How about a game of strip poker?" Kitsune said on the tape while drunk as it continued to play.
Normally, most if not all of the girls would have refused to play such a game but since the booze took out the reasoning part of the brain they all agreed.
"It seems that the girls lost their shirts." Keitaro said.
"And it seems they lost everything else as well." Kanako said.
It showed Keitaro and Kanako having sex while everyone else had started to become very sleep from the tainted punch that they drank.. Keitaro and Kanako passed out and it seems Kitsune and Motoko staggered over to where Keitaro and Kanako were sleeping and passed out and they draped one of their arms over Kanako's back while they were sleep.
The tape had moved over to where Su and Shinobu wore but just as the tape had finished moving over to where they were, it cut out.
"Aw, I didn't get to see what Su and Shinobu did while they were drunk. Oh well, I guess we will never know." Kitsune said.
"Well, that was fun so what are you going to do Tsuruko?" Keitaro asked.
Motoko was crossing her fingers and praying for the answer that she was going to leave before she really made an ass out of her. Of course, it wasn't like she hadn't done so already.
"I was planning on staying for a while and spending some quality time with my sister." Tsuruko said.
NO! She is going to make my life a living hell. Why oh why did I have to have such a sister who does and says such crazy and embarrassing things. Motoko thought to herself.
"Well, it is settled then. I am going to stay here for a while so where is my room, Mr. Urashima." Tsuruko said.
"Hey you can sleep in Motoko's room. We got a spare bed that you can use and you can call me Keitaro. No need for formalities just because I am the manager of this building." Keitaro said.
"Great that will be just perfect. We are going to have so much fun together, Motoko." Tsuruko said.
Damn it you bastard. You don't know what pain and embarrassment I will have to endure because of that decision. Motoko thought to herself as she tried to prepare herself for her sister who never fails to make a scene and be a complete embarrassment to Motoko.
END of chapter five
to Kippenberger. I didn't know in Japan you can date a fourteen year old and now be considered a cradle robber. Though by too young, I was referring to sex since I didn't think a fifteen year old should be having sexual relations with an adult. Thanks for the info and don't worry about that. She doesn't get that kind of respect in my stories. I was kinda going for the show a little respect and get treated like shit in return. It was showing that he could forgive someone if they would change their ways. I didn't want a Keitaro who would hold a grudge even if a person became a better person.
To everyone who said it was Tsuruko. Yeah, I thought Tsuruko walking in on that could be quite humorous to say the least and having Haruka pop in when she did was thought on the spur of the moment.
To Innortal. I wrote that they were both in Naru's room talking and Keitaro left alone. So where would Naru be during all of this? In Naru's room since she never left it.
To havenoname sorry but it wasn't a wild sex party. I don't want to portray the girls as a bunch of perverts but a wild game of strip poker is just as funny considering Motoko and Kitsune's attitude towards that sort of thing
AND NOW AN OMAKE
this takes place toward the end of the viewing of the tape. What if the tape ran on a little further. This is one possible thing that might have happened. This is not part of the story so this never actually occured but something that the Shinobu fans might like.
The camera moves towards to where Su and Shinobu were and they were quite busy to say the least.
Keitaro and everyone cranes their neck at the sight of what they were seeing and their reactions. . .
"DAAAAAAMN! Motoko said. All of the girls just looked at her with a confused look.
"What? I am an adult and there is nothing weird with me saying that? What is on the screen is a hundred times worst then saying that." Motoko said.
"Wow, look at Su and Shinobu go!" Kitsune exclaimed.
"I guess I like Shinobu a whole lot more then I realized." Su said.
"I. . . I w . . .was. . ." Shinobu said before passing out from total and utter embarrassment.
And what did just happen between Su and Shinobu. . .
Use your imagination.
END Omake
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