Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina
Love Hina Evil Edition
Chapter seven
financial difficulties, looking for work and the new tenant Sara
A/N WOW over 5000 hits already. 25 on favorites and 18 on alert as well. I would like to thank all of my readers.
To Wonderbee31 I totally agree with you on that.
I have some readers saying that Naru deserves some respect. Naru not only beats Keitaro for the stupidest of reasons and even instills fear into Motoko as well. Motoko's friends weren't any help either. She bursts out in laughter when she thought that Motoko hated Keitaro as much as she did. She liked the idea of a man who would basically be her bitch and her whipping boy. Does that sound like a person who deserves respect? NOPE! This Keitaro in my story is tough and won't take any crap from anyone. If you read carefully, he NEVER hits Naru once with his fist. He had every reason to do it but doesn't because he is a real man who respects women even a girl like Naru who doesn't deserve it at all.
All of the girls minus Naru like Keitaro for various reasons. Motoko likes him because he is tough and Motoko tested his authority he struck back in a way that showed that he wasn't weak minded but not a dishonorable jerk either. Kitsune likes him for his sway he has on women and the fact that he isn't afraid to say something offensive which was much like how Kitsune was in canon. As for Shinobu and Su, they seem to like everyone equally.
The other girls will get their piece eventually. . . I am leaning on making this a KanakoXKeitaroXTsuruko story which unless I am mistaken, a first of its kind.
TO pockygirl hmm. . . a KitsuneXHaruka pairing I don't know I will send this idea to my readers for suggestions.
To oblivionknight7 a trip to the beach. . . sounds like a good idea.
To Havenoname As for typing web sites. To write a website name write it like this www dot fanfiction dot net is an example of how to write a website. Writing it the normal way will cause it not to show up.
To sinner aion Why would my Keitaro be romantically linked to Kanako and Tsuruko? Well they are both strong independent women who want to be in love with him but can stand on their own as well. Your Naru thinks that Kanako is just a possession of Keitaro's which isn't true in my story.
Keitaro is looking over the dorm's finances and he doesn't seem very happy with what he is seeing.
"Everyone we have a problem." Keitaro said.
"What is the problem?" Motoko asked curious as to what sort of problem he could have been having.
"Well, he probably pissed all of the money away and now he can't pay the bills because he isn't capable of running an all girl dorm." Naru said without thinking it through.
"Why don't you shut the fuck up and let him finish." Kanako said
"Make me!" Naru responded. sarcastically.
"Oh you asked for it now!" Kanako said, getting up to punish her for her insults.
"Kanako stop it. We all know that Naru isn't capable of rational thoughts so please give the retard a break, ok." Keitaro said getting mad himself.
"Oh so you think I am just some retard now huh?" Naru asked.
"Well, by the way you talk all of the time, I wonder if you have anything up there at all. Oh and it hasn't occurred to you that maybe letting people finish could save you some embarrassment since you don't seem to like looking like an ass all of the time." Keitaro said.
"Fine then. Please go on." Naru said still mad at him.
He looks at Kitsune as he prepares to speak.
"It seems someone made some unapproved purchases and because of it the bills can't be paid. So I have come up with a solution. We split the amount evenly and pay up." Keitaro said.
"What are ya looking at me for? I didn't do it honest." Kitsune said.
"Oh please, you probably spent the money on sake like you normally do." Naru said.
"You know, I hate to admit it but Naru is probably right. . . for once in her life. I guess even morons can be right once in a while." Kanako said.
Kanako's comment really pissed her off.
"Oh look are you gonna give me your typical and quite frankly the "I can see it coming from space" punch or are you gonna do something original." Kanako asked to see Naru's reaction.
She readies her punch but hesitates and then puts it down though she is still pissed.
"Oh!
my!
god!
She showed restraint." Kanako said completely taken by surprise by her response.
"I don't believe it. Well, there is a first for everything, I guess." Kitsune said in response.
"Maybe she doesn't need anger management after all." Su said.
"I wouldn't go that far just yet but just maybe she figured it out but yet again maybe not." Keitaro said with a smile on his face.
"Well, back to what I was saying. We are all gonna need a part time job to pay for the added expenses." Keitaro said trying to get back on topic.
"I am certainty not going to work. I have important things to do." Naru said.
"Oh like seeing if you can come up with more ways to act like a bitch because you are getting predictable and you need to keep fresh." Keitaro said.
Kitsune started to laugh at what she just heard.
I feel so bad on one hand but I just can't help myself. Kitsune thought to herself.
"What are you laughing at? You probably would have had the record for most time spent sitting on your ass if you didn't pass out from your wild drinking binges. You know one of these days you are gonna find yourself in a room with a strange man or even worse a woman in a compromising position. I wouldn't want that to happen to my best friend." Naru said.
"That's the fun part. You know having wild parties and playing strip poker with your friends and seeing who loses their clothes first and the best part is that when you are drunk then none of it can disturb you later in life." Kitsune said with a smile.
"You know you need help and what are you two laughing at?" Naru responded while pointing at Keitaro and Tsuruko.
"That girl Naru is such a square." They both responded.
"Now seriously we need to all get jobs but you don't have too Tsuruko and that goes for Shinobu as well." Keitaro said.
"Why do they get a free ride huh? They are in are our house eating our food and using our electricity, and water." Naru said getting mad that she has to work while some get to stay home.
"Well Naru, Tsuruko is my guest and Shinobu has enough to do already. You know, like cleaning the clothes that you are wearing, and making the food that you are eating right now. I have an idea, you stay home Naru and do all the things that Shinobu does but you have to do them just like she does." Keitaro said in response to her question.
"I don't think that is a good idea, Keitaro. Naru's cooking is quite uh. . ." Kitsune said before getting interrupted by Motoko.
"Unique. I am not especially picky when it comes to food but even I find Naru's cooking disgusting?" Motoko said.
"I think my cooking is the best!" Su shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Don't even think about it Keitaro. Her cooking could be labeled as a weapon of mass destruction at least for your stomach that is. This happened before Shinobu became a resident." Kitsune said.
FLASHBACK
"Hey try some of this! It is delicious!" Su shouted.
"Well since Naru's cooking is well inedible, I might as well try something different." Kitsune said as Naru, Motoko, Su and Kitsune tried some of Su's cooking.
"OH GOD! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" Naru, Motoko, and Kitsune screamed as they ran for a drink of water.
"Oh I forgot to mention that this food is so hot it will burn another hole in your ass when it comes out the other end!" Su shouted at the top of her lungs.
END FLASHBACK
"Now that you brought it up, I never asked how did Su learn that curse word and don't look at me. I am completely innocent." Naru said before anyone can accuse her of that offense.
"Motoko taught her that curse word." Kitsune said.
"Now Kitsune, we all know how Motoko is and how can you get us to believe that bull shit?" Naru said.
"Well, I would have never believed it for myself unless I was the one to witness it first hand." Kitsune responded to Naru's question.
"I heard her say that word in her room and before I knew it, Su started to scream it in the middle of the night while most of us were asleep. I was drinking and probably really drunk but I knew for sure it was her." Kitsune said.
So, I supposed to believe that because you, while totally drunk off your ass, heard it then it must of happened. Please spare me your drunken delusions, Kitsune. Motoko has way too much class to say such things. Naru said."
Well, what they don't know can't hurt me I guess. Motoko thought to herself.
"Can we please stay on topic here. We need money to pay these bills. I don't care what you do to make money just don't do anything illegal and you are ok with me. Well, I am going out to find a job so I better find out that you have some money to cover your portion, ok.." Keitaro said.
Keitaro leaves the Hinata Sou in search of a job.
Hmm. . . I heard that the professor of Archaeology at Tokyo U is looking for an assistant so since I always had a thing for archaeology then maybe that would be a good job. Keitaro thinks to himself.
He makes the trek to Tokyo University and after a long time spent searching and walking around campus he finally finds Seta's office. He walks inside and is greeted by a young man wearing a lab coat.
"Please sit down. So you are here because. . ?" Seta asked.
"Yes, I am here to apply for the job as your assistant." Keitaro responded.
"Assistant? That job got filled weeks ago, Mr. . ." Seta said.
"Urashima but you can call me Keitaro. The ad was posted in the newspaper yesterday." Keitaro said.
"Let me take a look at that ad if you don't mind." Seta asked.
"Sure." Keitaro said as he handed Seta the newspaper ad.
"Oops, I forgot to take this one down. I knew there was something I was forgot. Sorry about that." Seta said.
"I am sorry to have wasted your time sir. I will be going now." Keitaro said as he prepared to walk out of the office but Seta stopped him.
"You know, Keitaro. I do need someone could babysit my daughter Sara. My last babysitter ran out of the house screaming in terror or something like that. I don't what Sara did to her. I know Sara and she is such an angel and don't what happened. Do you want the job as babysitter? I really need someone to take care of her while I go on various digs and it is too dangerous to have my daughter running around without proper supervision but that not like she is going to do anything wrong. It is just for my precious angel's safety and I pay you well too." Seta said.
The thought of an easy job that payed well got Keitaro's attention.
Hmm. . . All I have to do is take care of his kid and get paid well too. By the description he gave me, it is going to be a piece of cake. I already have an all girls dorm so that won't be a problem at all. Keitaro thinks to himself.
"I take the job. You don't mind if I let her stay at the Hinata Sou? It is an all girl dorm in which I am the live in manager." Keitaro asked.
"That is perfect for Sara. It is high time that she started to make friends with some normal girls instead of being with me all the time." Seta said.
"So where is the Hinata Sou located, Keitaro?" Seta asked.
Keitaro told Seta where the Hinata Sou and gave him directions on how to get there which he wrote down in case he forgot anything. Keitaro hands Seta the directions to the Hinata Sou.
"Here you go, Seta. These directions are pretty straight forward and you shouldn't have a problem in getting there. Oh, when are you coming up to drop Sara off." Keitaro asked.
"Oh I will bring her down sometime this evening, Keitaro." Seta responded to Keitaro's question.
"Ok, I'll see you then." Keitaro said as he walked out of Seta's office.
"Well goodbye Keitaro and I'll see you then too." Seta said as he watched Keitaro walk out of his office.
Well that went well. I got a easy job with good salary too. I wonder how the others are coming along in there job search. I might as well go home and see who the others did in their job search. Keitaro thought to himself as he made his way home to the Hinata Sou.
It was getting late as Keitaro finally arrived and quite exhausted from all of the walking. He walked inside and it so happens that Shinobu had just finished dinner.
"Hello Keitaro." Everyone greeted him as he walked in, took off his shoes and headed into the dinning room to have dinner.
"So how was your day, Keitaro? Have any luck on finding a job?" Shinobu asked.
"Oh I went to the Tokyo University building and met with professor Seta and I ended up taking a job as baby sitter for his young daughter Sara. He said he pay me well and Sara is an angel and shouldn't give me any trouble. So how was your day?" Keitaro said.
"My day was wonderful but I didn't get a chance to talk with the others about their job search." Shinobu said.
"Well, I ended up getting a job as a Kendo Instructor but it wasn't the first job that I tried out for. First, I took a job as a sneeze guard at a salad bar."
FLASHBACK
Motoko stands in her uniform as an elderly woman is passing by the salad bar. When she gets near the salad bar, it appears that she is about to sneeze on the food.
"Hold your nose or I'll cut it off!" Motoko screamed as she held her blade up to the woman's nose.
END FLASHBACK
"I don't know why I was fired for that. I was only doing my job. My second job was a security guard."
FLASHBACK
A man walks out of the store and the alarm goes off but he just keeps walking.
"Stop thief! Motoko screams as she pulls out her blade and begins to chase the suspected thief."
She eventually catches him but the boss doesn't look too pleased.
"Motoko, I want to see me in my office, NOW!" The man screams at Motoko.
"I told you when the alarm goes off to notify the customer to stop and subdue him or her when necessary but you weren't supposed to pull out a sword and try to cut him into confetti." The man said.
"But but. . . "Motoko pleads to the man.
"Your fired. Now get out of my office." The man said as she showed Motoko the door.
END FLASHBACK
"I finally found a job as a kendo instructor and I am happy to say that I enjoy the work throughly but if only there was someone in that class that showed some promise." Motoko said.
"You mean assistant kendo instructor." Tsuruko piped up when Motoko said she was the instructor.
"I took a job with Motoko as an instructor of Kendo. I can teach the craft I love and I can see how much Motoko has learned since she left for the Hinata Sou." Tsuruko said.
Naru didn't say a word but had an angry look on her face.
"What happened to her? She only gets like that when I 'm around so what's up with her?" Keitaro asked.
"Well, she tried taking a job as a waitress at Tokyo U but she ran into a problem and by the way, that is where I am working as well." Kitsune said.
FLASHBACK
Naru and Kitsune are working as waitresses. Naru has just taken an order and is about to bring it to the kitchen when the man runs up to Naru and taps her shoulder from behind because he forgot to order something.
"Excuse me miss." He says before tapping Naru on the shoulder.
She becomes angry and screams "pervert!" as she punches him in the face and sends him skyward.
It so happens that the boss was walking by and witnessed the whole thing.
"I want to see you in my office immediately!" The boss screams.
"Why did you hit that young man?" He asked.
"That man was being a pervert." Naru responded.
"He touched you on your fucking shoulder. Why did you hit our customers for merely touching your shoulder? You expect me to believe that he was a pervert because he touched your shoulder. You think I am stupid or something. Well guess what missy you are fired. Now get out of my sight immediately!" The boss screamed at Naru at her for even trying to pass off that thinly veiled lie as the truth.
END FLASHBACK
"I heard that she took a job at another restaurant and it seemed by what she told me that the male customers felt that the best way to get her attention was to slap her ass." Kitsune said.
"Why didn't she look for a better place to work then?" Keitaro asked.
"Well, she has a record and it makes it hard for her to find work." Kitsune said.
"What kind of offenses did she commit?" Keitaro asked Kitsune as he was curious by what she met by that.
"Well, she had been accused but never convicted of assaulting at least a half dozen men for supposed acts of perversion but like I said that are the ones who came forward and because of that, their aren't many places that want to hire here in this town." Kitsune said.
Surprise, surprise. . . she got in trouble for assaulting people. It goes along with her stupid bitchy attitude too. Keitaro thought to himself.
"Naru just growled at him when they were talking about her." Shinobu was about to put food on her plate when Keitaro interrupted her.
"Shinobu, you aren't supposed to feed the animals at the dinner table. Put her plate on the floor and she can continue to act like a dog until she starts speaking normally like a human being."
Naru became enraged and growled at Keitaro bearing her teeth as she tackled him to the ground and tried to tear him apart.
Kanako witnessed this and ran up to her as Keitaro tried to fight her off and she gave her a good kick in the ass and went hurtling through the window and into the sky.
What a stupid ass. Will she ever learn to stop being a bitch? It is more likely that pigs will fly and hell will freeze over before that happens. Kanako thought to herself before returning to the dinner table.
"How about you, Kanako?" Keitaro asked.
"Well I got this job at this shop where they sell all this cool stuff and It totally rocks." Kanako said with a smile on her face.
"I am helping out as a webmaster at this website." Su said.
"What is on the website, Su?" Keitaro asked.
"Just a bunch of stories on it that people write, I guess. It doesn't interest me but maybe you want to look at a few." Su said before she pulled a laptop out of nowhere.
He looks at the website and scrolls through the list and glances at a few of the stories.
"Wow, some of these stories are really good. I like the ones that make fun of the blond haired bitch on that tv show. I couldn't stand her and why the author make her and the poor sap get married is beyond me. Well, I guess there some people out there that agree with me." Keitaro said.
It was at that moment that a knock was heard at the door. Keitaro opened the door and saw Sara and Seta.
"Hello Keitaro. I am just dropping off Sara. I can't stay long because I am going on a dig and I will be away for a while. I will give you a number that you can contact me with any questions that you may have or if you need to speak with me about Sara." Seta said.
"Yeah, thanks Seta." Keitaro responded.
"Now Sara, be a good girl and make friends with the girls here, ok." Seta said.
"You know I'll be a good girl, daddy." Sara said.
"Well, I'll be heading off now so goodbye, Keitaro." Seta said as he left.
"Good bye, Seta." Keitaro said as he watched Seta leave.
Sara took a look at the girls.
Hmm. . . I wonder why a man is working at an all girls dorm. Oh well, it looks like I am going to have so much fun tormenting these stupid people. Ha! Ha! Ha! Sara thought to herself as she looked around the dorm.
END