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Love Hina: Evil Edition
Chapter eight
the little devil in blue overalls
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thanks to all who are reading and especially those who are reviewing/on favorites/alert
first my responses to my reviewers/readers
to zero asakura so you like the HarukaXKitsune idea huh? Oh, so I am the first KanakoXKeitaroXTsuruko fic writer, huh. Great and yes it does make a story better when you use original pairings. Has anyone written a story with a HarukaXKitsune pairing? I don't recall seeing one but I may be wrong on that. I want everyone's thought on the two parings mentioned here.
To debombz thanks for catching that. Geez how did I miss that? Well I finished writing last chapter at 3:30AM and only making two mistakes isn't that bad considering.
To Havenoname your welcome and I agree the pairing is staying but what do you think of HarukaXkitsune pairing? everyone pleas comment on it
To hotstreak rmd thanks for catching the error. You don't know what fics I was mentioning. If I said outright I would have broken the fourth wall and I can't have that. I was referring to this story, awe of she and your story. I said a few and that is three few. By the way, the stories are really good, honest.
Everyone was in front of the television in the evening watching some tv. Keitaro walks into the room and asks Kitsune what she is watching.
"Hey Kitsune, what are you watching?" Keitaro asks.
"Oh this show is funny bloopers from American television." Kitsune says as the show starts.
on the tv. . . .
The show features a young blond headed American man holding a baby while looking at a den of alligators. Watch this blooper from this tv show.
" Here take a look at this little beauty." He says before he trips and the baby slips out of his hands.
"Oh shit! I hope my wife didn't see that. She will kill me for it. I just pick up the baby and . . ."
Then one of the alligators decided to turn his hand into lunch.
"Oh my god, you fucking piece of shit! Get off my hand oh sons of bitch I better get me a gun and kill this ugly piece of shit." he says while screaming at the top of his lungs.
End of the tv segment.
"Now that is why he stopped doing that show. What a dumb ass. I give Naru credit for one thing though. Even she isn't THAT stupid to do something like that." Kitsune said.
"Well thank you Kitsune for knowing how I really am." Naru said.
"Yeah, you are probably right but I wouldn't put it pass her to do something as stupid as that." Keitaro said.
"Then there is that new show on tv that I had watched late one night. It is the sick and demented version of that popular anime but made in America where the main guy is a really evil bastard but funny too and I have a copy of it on videotape." Kitsune says.
Beginning of tv segment
"For getting drunk off your ass when you were supposed to be watching the younger housemates, you will be sent into the pit of poisonous snakes." The man said to the short haired older woman.
A blond headed girl laughs as he said this.
"And for being a total bitch, you are going into the chamber of boiling lava." The man said while laughing to himself.
End of tv segment
"Hey what the hell are you doing?" Naru asks Keitaro who is writing something down on a piece of paper.
"Oh, I am just writing this stuff down from that show so I can be original when punishing bitchy idiotic girls." Keitaro said.
"You aren't seriously going to do that to me, are you?" Naru asks Keitaro as her eyes widen as she heard what he just said.
"Oh you finally admit it, huh and of course not. I am only joking with you." Keitaro responds to Naru's question.
Naru breathes a sigh of relief.
"Or was I?" Keitaro said knowing he was really joking.
Naru's eyes widen again as he starts to picture it in her mind.
"Well, I am going to bed now. Have a good night, Naru?" Keitaro said emphasizing Naru's name as he spoke.
Well, I tell you one thing though. I don't think Naru had gotten any sleep after hearing that.
The next morning. . .
Keitaro wakes up and walks out of his room and hidden above his head was a bag with a zipper full of heavy metal objects and when he opened the door, the bag opened and spilled everything on his head.
"FUCK! OW SON OF A BITCH! Who the hell did this. NARU!" Keitaro yelled thinking that Naru was responsible for it.
Naru walks out and on the floor is a carefully concealed pile of metal tacks. Naru walks on those tacks and it hurts like a son of a bitch.
"Ow, that hurts like hell. Who the hell did this? It had to be you Keitaro. You sick son of a bitch." Naru said while still hurting from the pain on her feet. She walks back into her room but it seems the board covering the hole was moved and she fell through the hole and into Keitaro's room.
"It wasn't me and it was you that did this to me." Keitaro said pointing to his aching head.
Kanako and Tsuruko were still fast asleep and quite exhausted from last night.
Motoko was in her room sleeping and when she heard the screaming and thought that an intruder might have entered the dorm.
"Hmm. . . an intruder!" Motoko says to herself while grabbing her sword and running out.
"Stop intruder!" She pulls out her sword but someone had placed something quite slippery on the handle and goes flying and almost hits Keitaro as it passes on by him and the point of the sword hits Naru right square in the ass.
"Motoko. . . what is wrong with you today?" Naru asks as she pulls the sword out of her ass.
"I don't know but when I find out who did this. . .ooh they are gonna wish they weren't even born." Motoko says as she takes her sword back and wipes off the stuff off of the handle that made it slippery.
Kitsune had just woken up and since she was drinking quite heavily last night, she didn't even hear the sounds that came from Keitaro's room last night but the commotion coming from the hallways eventually woke her up.
"Damn all that noise outside. I am going to need a few drinks today. I have a feeling it is going to be one of those days." Kitsune says.
She grabs for a sake bottle and starts to pull the cork out.
What the hell! This cork won't come out as if it was glued with super glue to the neck of the bottle. I just use a corkscrew and pull this cork out. Kitsune thinks to herself.
She looks for the corkscrew but it seems somebody took it and hid from her.
"Where the hell did it go? I could have swore I put it right here on this table and now it is gone and because of it, I can't get drunk today. Ooh. . . I am going to find who did this and punish him or her in ways that will make them regret it." Kitsune says to herself.
Shinobu was the next to wake up and went to the kitchen to make breakfast but something was wrong. All of the pots and pans were glued to the ceiling but it seems the one that was above Shinobu's head was glued very well and it fell and hit Shinobu right on the head and she began to cry.
Sara woke up and walked out of the room and she was holding some magazines.
"Hey everybody. Look at what Motoko gave me." She handed a magazine to Keitaro.
"Now come on Motoko. Stop hogging the Playboy magazines now. Share them with me too." Keitaro said with a smile on his face.
Motoko face started to turn beet red.
"I knew it! I knew that Motoko and Su were doing it. Oh she is just a restless sleeper, huh. Ha, I guess I can see why and Motoko and Su make a lovely couple too." Kitsune said also with a smile on her face.
"I AM NOT A LESBIAN AND THOSE ARE NOT MY MAGAZINES!" Motoko screamed as her face turned even more redder with embarrassment and anger.
"If Motoko is telling the truth, I wonder who those magazines belong to anyway." Kitsune said to herself.
"Yeah, I just have to find out to see if what issues they got." Keitaro said.
Kanako and Tsuruko walk out of the bedroom and greet everyone.
"For god's sake, put some clothes on, damn it." Naru screams at them for walking around bareassed.
"Why? What is the problem Naru? See something you haven't seen before?" Kanako said.
"Or maybe she is a lesbian too?" Tsuruko said while teasing Naru.
"I am NOT a lesbian and neither is Naru." Motoko said defending herself as well as Naru.
"You can't be too sure now. They could be getting off at seeing you naked while you bathe together." Tsuruko said.
Kanako and Tsuruko leave to put some clothes on and return to the hall where everyone is talking.
Naru, Motoko, and even Kitsune blushed at that comment.
"Why are you not wearing anything anyway?" Motoko asked.
"We were up all night having sex, Motoko? Why, you want to join too?" Keitaro asked.
"Yes uh I mean no uh I don't know what the hell I am saying." Motoko said before her face turned beet red from embarrassment.
"I knew you had a thing for me. Hey no problem. I like your large chest and your cute ass and I bet you like my long. . . " Keitaro said.
"Don't finish that sentence, we have minors here." Motoko said while slapping him on the face.
"Yep, she wants some." Keitaro said.
"Well, she better stand in line because there are quite a few of us who like some too." Tsuruko teased her sister.
Damn, Motoko is straight. I thought she was a lesbian too considering how she acts and dresses. Oh well, I guess I have to keep looking for ms. right. Kitsune thought to herself.
Su was the last to wake up and ran out of her room.
"GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!" Su screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Good morning." Everyone replied but as loud as Su was.
"Hey my turtle camera was out in the hall. I was looking for it all over my room and couldn't find it." Su said.
She looks at the camera and notices that it was left on and recording all of this time.
"Hey this was recording all night long too. I wonder what is on it." Su said.
Uh crap. Now everything I did to those weird demented people is on it. I am so screwed. Please may they let me live after what they see on that tape. Sara thinks to herself.
They watch as Sara goes around and glues the pots to the ceiling and sets up the bag over Keitaro's door and sets tacks in front of Naru's room and accidentally kicks the piece of wood off of the floor and exposing the hole. It also shows Sara going into Motoko's room too.
They all start to get really pissed as they watch as they find out Sara was behind it all. They were mad and quite surprised since she was described as a little angel.
They all turned towards Sara with a look of anger on their faces.
"What should we do to her to teach her a lesson?" They all say to each other.
"I say hang her from a tree and use her for a punching bag." Naru suggested.
"I say let me use her as my new training dummy." Motoko suggested.
"I say let me take her apart and see what makes her tick." Su suggested.
A puddle formed underneath where Sara was standing.
"Hey look everyone Sara pissed herself!" Su screamed at the top of her lungs.
Everyone points at Sara and starts laughing. Her face turns beet red as they laugh at her little accident.
"I say do all three of them." Shinobu suggested.
Everyone turns around and looks at Shinobu with their mouths wide open.
"What? She deserves no mercy for she is a sick demented little child. No she is a little devil in blue overalls and she needs to be PUNISHED!" Shinobu said.
"I like your ideas but I have a problem with them. I won't be able to explain the bruises Naru and Motoko and your suggestion Su will kill her in case you didn't know. Don't worry because I have an idea that will work." Keitaro said.
"And what may that be?" Shinobu asked.
"Well, you get Sara to apologize." Keitaro said.
"I don't think she will ever apologize for anything and how are you gonna force her to apologize". Naru asked.
"Well. . ." Keitaro said.
Keitaro had brought Sara to the roof and everyone followed.
"I want you Motoko to grab her by her shirt and hang her over the edge of the roof." Keitaro said.
"Now apologize for what you have done." Naru demanded Sara to apologize.
"No, I will never apologize."Sara said in defiance.
Keitaro pulled out a wooden paddle and gave Sara a good smack in the ass with it.
Sara squirms around after Keitaro hits her with the wooden paddle.
"You know, Sara you shouldn't squirm around or you are gonna fall and it is a long ways down from here." Keitaro said with a smile on his face.
"You are some sick demented fucks." Sara said still defiant as ever.
"Why thank you for noticing that, Sara." Keitaro says with a smile on his face.
Keitaro gives her another good smack on the ass with the paddle and the girls start cheering Keitaro on.
Motoko starts to have trouble holding her up and she almost loses her grip on Sara.
"You better apologize now before you fall down because I can't hold you forever." Motoko said.
"No, I won't do it." Sara says before getting another smack on the ass with the paddle.
"Now when you apologize you are going to say. . . Sorry, Mr. Keitaro Urashima."
"And what happens if I don't. . ." Sara asks Keitaro.
Keitaro smacks her on the ass three times in a row and she squirms around and Motoko almost lost her grip on Sara.
"Sorry, Mr. Keitaro Urashima." Sara said so softly that they could barely hear her.
"I didn't quite catch that." Keitaro said before giving her another smack on the ass.
"SORRY, MR. KEITARO URASHIMA! NOW LET ME GO! Sara screams at the top of her lungs..
"Oh so you want Motoko to throw you off of the roof, huh?" Keitaro asks.
"I mean to place me on the roof." Sara replied.
"Okay, I think you have learned your lesson but remember I think we have no qualms about repeating this lesson until you either respect us or fear us." Keitaro said.
"It is already lunch time already. Well lets have Shinobu cook us something to eat." Su said.
"Um, Keitaro the pots and pans are stuck to the ceiling." Shinobu said.
"Yeah your right. I think Sara wouldn't mind removing said pots and pans from the ceiling." Keitaro said.
"No, I won't." Sara said still remembering what happened when she said no.
Everyone had a nice lunch but for some reason, Naru and Sara refused to sit down when they ate their lunch. I wonder why. . . I guess their ass is still a little sore from what happened in the morning.
END
OMAKE
"Well, you get Sara to apologize." Keitaro said.
"I don't think she will ever apologize for anything and how are you gonna force her to apologize". Naru asked.
"Well. . ." Keitaro said.
Keitaro brought her to his room and tied her down to a chair quite firmly and put tapes on her eye lids to keep her from shutting them.
"I think you need some REEDUCATION!" Keitaro while laughing at the thought.
Sara was beginning to get scared as he put the tape on. It was twelve hours of Barney alternating with the Teletubbies.
Now this will teach you how to be a good girl. You will either start to behave or go insane. They both work for me. Now you have a good time. Keitaro said as he leaves the room.
The tape starts and the theme music starts to play.
You love me. I love you. . .
NO! Sara scream at the top of her lungs.
END OMAKE