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Love Hina: Evil Edition
Chapter Nine
Naru a pervert? And Kitsune's confession?
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and now I am going to respond to my reviewers/readers
To Zell bruder yes I think you reviewed before because I have an anonymous review under your name. I written out Tsuruko's husband because there is nothing said about him but a face in a few flashbacks and I felt that it would be better if he just didn't exist in this story because the husband portrayed in canon has no personality or much of anything said about him so I just removed him from the story.
to bigfics2 I like your idea and will modify it a little bit but you will see how it will play out. I haven't seen cosplay complex but it sounds interesting. Thanks.
To de bombz when I thought of the idea of an idea for the story Love Hina: Evil Edition there were two versions in my head that I was thinking of doing. One idea was to make Keitaro into a really evil manager. and the other one is what you see here right now. As you can see I choose idea number 2. That is where the snippet that you accuse me of copying from Family Guy came from. I am a fan and that show is really funny.
BEGINNING OF IMPORTANT NOTE ADDED 8-26-05
I have been thinking for a while now and decided to back away from the Naru bashing a bit. I have been getting many positive reviews/feedback on this and I have continued it so far. I think it is about time I change my direction a bit so I hope you will all keep reading in spite of this. I don't know exactly what I am going to do just yet but I hope you will like what the eventual outcome is. I have some idea of what I want to but I haven't ironed out all of the details yet. It does involve digging deeper into the relationship between the KanakoXKeitaroXTsuruko pairing and the HarukaXKitsune pairing as well.. This work as well as all of these works under my pen name are pieces of fiction and should not be construed as to the actual thought process/personality of the writer because they are most certainly not doing that. It seems some people think that is the case. It is meant to be funny and not a serious story hence the genre humor. I am not a sick perverted freak and neither are the people who read this story and enjoyed it either. I didn't want to say this but when you attack me personally then you will get it shot right back. The review is intending to look at the story being written and not to talk about the writer or anything else(two of them broke this rule).
One more thing before I end this note, I do not tolerate flames in the least bit. A flame in my opinion is a review that gives no helpful information on correcting a problem with said story or points out problems but gives no solutions on how to fix them. Any anonymous flame will be deleted immediately upon discovery of said review. Any flame made by a signed reviewer will have their pen name added to the review blocker tool so I will not see a flame under your name again. I do not want to come off as an asshole but I have had received four flames so far under various stories and I don't want to see them anymore. It is hurtful and could turn off a potentially good writer from writing because of them( I know because one flame I got almost made me want to quit). That is why I do not want to see any flames. A negative review that points out mistakes and gives help on how to correct them is not considered a flame and will not be user blocked/removed.
END OF IMPORTANT NOTE ADDED ON 8-26-05
It was getting quite late and Kitsune had just shown Motoko a new show that had just come on the air just recently.
"So what did you think, huh? Did you like that show I just let you see?" Kitsune asked.
"That show was nothing more then a show for lecherous perverts. I was disgusted by what I had seen but what really bothered was that girl who went after little girls like many males do to innocent girls. If I find that anyone in this house tries anything remotely like what that person in that anime did. Oh I will make sure they regret it for a long time." Motoko responded.
"Ah come on and live a little. You have to have a little fun sometimes and stop acting like such a stiff. You know have a little fun once in a while." Kitsune responded.
"I am not a stiff and I would enjoy a tv show if it was a good one but this is just disgusting to me and well you can keep on watching it because I am going to bed now." Motoko said.
Motoko went to her room and went to sleep while Kitsune kept on watching the rest of the show and then went to her room later on to have a few drinks of sake before going to sleep.
Meanwhile. . .
Naru was going to sleep when someone called out her name.
"Naru, are you awake?" Sara asked Naru.
Sara had been placed in Naru's room since none of the other girls wanted to sleep with her and since it wouldn't be right for her to sleep in the manager's room for more then one reason since a man is staying in that room and because of what goes on in that room on some nights. Of course, Keitaro didn't want her having her own room because they were for paying tenets and Sara was staying over so Keitaro could babysit her. Naru didn't mind too much that she was staying in her room. He wasn't too sure if she was just being nice or because she was afraid of what reasons he would give for refusing his request and why that wouldn't be a good thing to do.
"Yes, Sara? What is it? It is getting quite late." Naru responded.
"Can you come over here? I don't want to wake anyone up and I think I would do that if I keep talking at the time of night." Sara asked after she stood up so Naru could see where she was in the dark. She wanted to ask her if she could help her find the kitchen so she could get some water to drink since she couldn't see in the dark too well and she has just been here for a short time and wasn't sure on where it was located.
Naru walks over to where Sara was sleeping when she trips on her Liddo-kun doll and starts screaming as she falls to the floor.
Motoko who was in her room wakes up and grabs her sword and runs to where the screaming was coming from. All of the girls and Keitaro hear the screaming as well and go to where it is coming from and Motoko opens the door and turns on the light and what they see is nothing short of shocking.
Sara was on the floor with her pants pulled down and Naru had her face planted between Sara's legs with Naru's hands tightly gripped the edges of Sara's pants. Naru knew that she was in deep shit and she knew Motoko and her ways around those that she believed were perverts.
"Naru, I can't believe that you had such a sick fetish for little innocent girls and you are a disgusting pervert. I see that you need my highly successful treatment in removing the perverted thoughts out of men but it should work in this situation too." Motoko says while extremely pissed and an angry Motoko is definitely not good for Naru's health.
Motoko drags Naru to the roof to perform her technique and asks that the others go to sleep because it won't be a pretty sight.
The other girls and Keitaro went to bed knowing that whatever Motoko has planned for Naru can't be anything short of extremely painful yet they didn't hear a thing. Motoko had tied Naru up and stuffed a gag in her mouth to muffle her screams as she "removed" the pervert out of Naru or so she had hoped would have happened.
After her session had ended, Motoko let Naru go but left her with a warning.
"After what I saw made me wonder if you have had the same thoughts about the other girls as well. If I ever see you try to peek on me or the other girls well you will surely regret doing so. Good night and I hope you have learned something tonight." Motoko said before leaving to go to bed because she was getting quite tired.
It took Naru a little while to leave because she was afraid that Motoko might want to continue to teach why it isn't a good idea to be a pervert in the Hinata Sou. She knew full well that she wasn't a pervert or had a fetish for little girls but telling that to Motoko is almost impossible.
The next morning. . .
It was another typical day at the Hinata Sou well almost. . .
Keitaro was having a wonderful day after waking up after sleeping between his two beautiful girlfriends. Motoko and the other girls were taking a bath except for Naru. Naru was taking a one way trip flight across town because she had forgot about what Motoko said to her last night. She was forbidden from bathing with the other girls because Motoko felt that Naru may be having perverted thoughts and the thought of a girl looking at her or the others like a perverted man looks at a woman was just too disgusting for Motoko to allow to happen at the Hinata all girl dorm.
Of course when Naru landed after flying for some time and she came crashing down in the middle of town bareassed since the towel fell off during her trip. Lets say her walk home will be nothing short of eventful. Not to mention, it did traumatize her since every man was gawking at her since she had left nothing to the imagination while the women held their heads in disgust at her lack of clothing and obvious lack of morals and manners as well.
Kitsune had gotten dressed after taking a bath and went to Haruka's teahouse to speak with Haruka on something that has been troubling her for quite some time now.
She took a walk over to Haruka's teahouse and opened the door and walked inside. The teahouse was quite busy and full of customers. She hadn't seen the teahouse look so busy before but she had wondered how she kept it open since she never seen Haruka's teahouse with so many customers. As she walked inside she saw a customer run past her screaming at the top of their lungs while trying to wipe hot tea out of his eyes since he had decided to call what he thought was a bluff. Haruka showed him that how serious she was when she told him the rules of conduct when having a cup of tea at Haruka's teahouse.
"Wow Haruka, I never seen so many customers before. What did you do to get so many people to come to your teahouse?" Kitsune asked since she was a little confused on how the teahouse had gotten so busy.
"Well Kitsune, people like to drink tea in the morning and since you like to sleep off from your drinking binges. You always wake up around eleven to around noon. By that time, most of the customers leave and it gets quiet during the afternoon. I have the feeling that you came for more then to talk about how many customers my teahouse gets." Haruka said.
"I wanted to talk to someone but what I have to talk about is something that I can't talk to the girls or Keitaro about. I was wondering if you have some free time to talk." Kitsune asks Haruka.
"Lets sit down over by at that table so we can be a little private and avoid having too many people overhear what you have to talk to me about." Haruka said while leading to a table in the corner where the two tables next to it are vacant but a young couple are siting at that table and are both drinking a cup of tea..
"Is this table taken?" Haruka asks the young couple.
The man knows full well what happens when you say yes.
"No, we can sit somewhere else." The man said but the young woman wasn't about to get up so easily.
"We were here first and I don't have to get up for anyone. I am not going to move so willingly unlike my spineless boyfriend." The young woman said.
"You better get up or else." Haruka says.
"Ooh! I am so scared. So what are you gonna do about it, you old hag." The young woman said before getting a cup of hot tea thrown at her face for insulting Haruka who happens to be the owner of this teahouse and she doesn't take any shit from any young punks who don't want to follow the rules. The young couple run out of the teahouse so they can wash out the burning tea from the young woman's eyes while Kitsune takes a seat at the table.
"If you excuse me, I will get another cup of tea and I will be with you shortly." Haruka says before going to make herself another cup of tea to drink while Kitsune says what she wants to talk to Haruka about. Haruka returns in a few moments with a new cup of tea and takes a seat next to Haruka.
"Well Haruka, I have always felt differently towards boys and I didn't understand what I was feeling until now. I didn't know what to do so I just pretending to like boys and I would always flirt with them and wear revealing clothes so no one would suspect anything. I have been thinking of confessing the truth to my friend Naru and to the others but I didn't know if it was the right thing to do." Kitsune said.
"So you are finally ready to reveal that you are a lesbian huh?" Haruka said.
"When did you figure that out? I made sure that no one would suspect a thing and I thought the plan was foolproof." Kitsune responded.
"Well for starters, you tried too hard to cover it up. You probably kept everyone else in the dark. I don't think Su and Shinobu would even have thought of two girls liking each other in that way. Motoko isn't stupid but she is naive in those sorts of things and Naru is too much of a dumb ass to even figure that her best friend was a lesbian." Haruka said.
"You shouldn't speak of Naru like that." Kitsune said.
"Please Kitsune we both are thinking the same thing." Haruka responded.
"She isn't a bad person but she gets flustered too easily and is too willing to throw a punch then to talk about things that bother her. I wish she would put down her fists for once and listen to someone who knows more then she does of course she would probably never admit that some people are smarter then her." Kitsune said before they both laugh at what Kitsune had said about Naru and how true it was.
"I thought that I had met the perfect man when I met Seta but I noticed that he always had a wandering eye and when I found him with another woman. I didn't know what to do. I broke up with Seta and I just left the dating scene because I didn't want to get hurt again. I wasn't too sure if I had given up on men or if I would ever try to find another one that made me felt the same way as I did with Seta when we were together." Haruka said.
"It is too bad that some men can be so heartless and some of them don't realize how much it hurts when they break the unspoken trust that a couple makes when they start dating. I know that when I find the person that is right for me. My eyes will never wander because all I want is someone that I can love and hope that person returns that love to me. I don't care if that person isn't perfect and I can accept that because I know that I am not perfect either and I shouldn't expect perfection when I am not perfect myself." Kitsune said.
"Well you asked if you should confess this to the others well. . . I don't think Keitaro would have a problem because I know his parents raised him to be open-minded about people who are different then he is. Kanako is a lot like Keitaro and I can understand why those two fell in love even though they were originally stepbrother and sister. I think Su and Shinobu are so naive that they probably wouldn't understand so easily on why you feel the way that you do but it make take a while but they should eventually understand and find acceptance. It is Naru that is going to have the problem. She is a close-minded person and I think that she would give you the most trouble. I hope that this confession won't hurt the friendship that you both shared for so long though. I hate to see that happen after how long you were together." Haruka said.
"Well, I believe that if Naru is truly my friend then she would accept me for who I am and if she can't do that then well it would be Naru that is losing a friend because all my friends should accept me for who I am. In the time that I spent talking with you today, it made me feel so much better about myself. I feel that they should know who I am and if they can't accept that well it will be their loss and not mine." Kitsune said.
"One more thing I been wanting to ask you." Haruka asked.
"And what is that if I may ask?" Kitsune responds.
"Were you asking me out on a date, Kitsune?" Haruka asked.
"Well it can just start out as two friends for now and who knows? It may just end up as a new friendship or maybe something more. I am not pushing you just simply asking if you would want to be with me." Kitsune asked.
"Do you have a place that you are thinking of going to?" Haruka asked.
"Well, now that you asked me that question well I really don't know?" Kitsune replied.
"It is almost time to open the Hinata seaside teahouse. Do you want to come and help me?" Haruka asked.
"I would be glad to go with you?" Kitsune said.
"I am going to need a lot of help so I am going to ask the others if they wouldn't mind helping." Haruka said.
"Okay lets go to the Hinata Sou and tell the others of what you want them to do for you?" Kitsune said.
A loud scream could be heard followed by the shape of a young woman flying through the air and crashing through the roof.
"Are you all right? What happened to you, Naru?" Kitsune and Haruka asked.
"Well. . . It all started out like this." Naru said.
Flashback. . .
I will just get undressed so I can take a bath. Naru thought to herself before walking into the hot springs.
She didn't noticed it until it was too late but the other girls were taking a bath and Naru wasn't invited because Motoko didn't want any perverted girls taking a bath with her or any other girl.
She was sent on a one way trip across town for her transgression and landed in the middle of town where she had to walk town bareassed while men gawked at her and she wondered if they would try to cop a feel as she went home.
Later on after getting dressed, she wanted to speak with Motoko but when she walked into her room. She found out that Motoko was changing her clothes after a strenuous training session and she sent Naru flying with a ki attack and this time she landed on top of Haruka's teahouse. She crashed through the roof and landed on the floor where Kitsune and Haruka tried to help her after her fall.
Flashback End. . .
"I am thinking of opening the Hinata seaside teahouse and I want everyone to help." Haruka said.
"I don't want to work and I have more important things to do." Naru replied.
"I know for sure that you are full of shit and you along with the others will help me open the Hinata seaside teahouse or else?" Haruka replied.
"Ooh! I am so going to help you after you explained it like that?" Naru replied sarcastically.
Haruka gave her a face full of hot tea and she was sent running back to the Hinata Sou while trying to rub the hot tea out of her face.
"I see she still has the smart mouth and the stupid remarks." Haruka said.
"Yeah, she still is the smart mouthed silly idiotic girl with a new perverted streak we all just found out about." Kitsune said.
"You are kidding about the perverted streak right?" Haruka asked.
"I didn't know it until I saw her lying on the ground with her face between Sara's legs with Sara's pants pulled down by Naru." Kitsune said.
"She wouldn't make a good pervert though?" Haruka said.
"And why wouldn't she make a good pervert?" Kitsune asked.
"Well, you would have to be smart and Naru is too much of a dumb ass to pull it off." Haruka replied.
They both laughed at the comment because she really wasn't too bright when it came to how she should act around other people.
Well, I am not going to confess just yet because I have a lot to think about so I will seeing you later then. Kitsune said.
It is okay, Kitsune. You can tell them when you feel it is right with you. I won't say anything until you do, Okay. Haruka said.
Yeah thanks Haruka. Well good bye Haruka. Kitsune said before leaving the teahouse to head back to the Hinata Sou.
END
OMAKES
Omake 1 from chapter one. . .
"How about now?" Keitaro asks.
"Go fuck yourself!" Naru screams back at him.
"Wrong again." Keitaro says to Naru before shoving her head in the water for an even longer time.
He eventually pulls her head out of the water again.
"Is there something you like to say to me?" Keitaro asks
Naru doesn't respond to what he just said.
"Oh shit! I just killed that stupid bitch. Oh well, I figure that by the way she acts around here. I think there won't be any people who wouldn't mind not having to deal with this girl's shit all of the time. I guess it is time for me to find a shovel and start digging." Keitaro said to himself.
Months later. . .
A knock is heard at the door and a woman who says is Naru's mother.
"Did you kill my daughter Naru?" She asked Keitaro.
Yes I did. I am so sorry. . . Keitaro replied.
"Well I just want to say thank you for finally killing her because she cost me so much money in lawsuits that I lost my house and my credit is ruined and my husband left me and my family won't speak to me anymore. I can finally tell them that Naru is dead." She said to Keitaro
"Well uh your welcome, I think." Keitaro said.
"Well if you need anything just ask." She said before winking her eye seductively.
"Okay. . . I think she is trying to get into my pants. That is very scary and I hope to God that isn't the case." Keitaro said before closing the door and getting very disturbed by her comments.
End Omake 1 from chapter one
Begin Omake 2 from chapter six
"I am right behind you." Kanako said as they both started to head to his room. The rest of the girls went to their rooms and prepared to go to sleep.
"Hey Keitaro." Tsuruko asked.
"What is it, Tsuruko?" Keitaro asked.
"Do you mind if I join you too?" Tsuruko whispered seductively into Keitaro's ear knowing what Kanako and Keitaro were going to do.
A smile started to appear on Keitaro's face and he started to whisper something into Kanako's ear.
"Well, I don't mind if you come sleep with us but I am one hundred percent straight okay." Kanako said.
"No problem. I am just like you so I am only interested in getting a piece of him." Tsuruko said pointing at Keitaro
"Keitaro you do have uh protection right?" Kanako and Tsuruko both asked.
"Well yeah, it is right . . . here. Aw crap I must have used it all up because I don't have anymore left." Keitaro said to himself.
"Well, you will get nothing from us tonight." Kanako and Tsuruko said before going to sleep.
Keitaro had a sad look on his eyes before going to sleep.
End Omake 2 from chapter four.
Begin Omake 3 from chapter 8
"Well, you get Sara to apologize." Keitaro said.
"I don't think she will ever apologize for anything and how are you gonna force her to apologize". Naru asked.
"Well. . ." Keitaro said.
Keitaro brought Sara out back to a tree which she started hanging her by her feet and stuffed a gag in her mouth to muffle the impending screams.
"What do we do now?" They all asked.
"We each get a metal baseball bat and started beating her for all her transgressions." Keitaro said.
"Uh Keitaro, what would happen if Sara decides to charge us for chid abuse/ child endangerment." Kitsune asked.
"Well, if anyone wants to talk about that then I can't be blamed if that person were to have an unfortunate accident now. Now lets all let out our anger on Sara now." Keitaro said with a smile on his face.
They all took turns beating Sara up but one thing still puzzled everyone. It was Shinobu who almost seemed to enjoy it a little too much. Heck I guess she finally had taken enough crap from people and let it all out on Sara. Keitaro felt sorry for Sara. Well he almost did. Keitaro said while continuing the beating session.
End Omake 3 from chapter 8
begin Omake 4 from chapter 8
Keitaro gives her another good smack on the ass with the paddle and the girls start cheering Keitaro on.
Motoko starts to have trouble holding her up and she almost loses her grip on Sara.
"You better apologize now before you fall down because I can't hold you forever." Motoko said.
Motoko loses her grip on Sara and she falls to the ground below.
Keitaro takes a look and winces at the mess that is down below.
"Okay, I will need a mop, bucket with water and cleaning chemicals added in and a shovel to bury the body." Keitaro.
"What happens if someone finds the body or becomes suspicious of Sara's disappearance?" Naru asks.
"Well the girl who decides to anger me at that point in time is going to jail for it." Keitaro says with a smile.
Ah crap! I am surely going to jail for it. Why did I have to meet this inconsiderate asshole anyway? Naru thought to herself.
End Omake 4 from chapter 8
A/N thought it would be better to put the omakes here instead of the chapter that they came from because I don't think anyone would have realized that I had made them if I put them in the earlier chapters. Well please leave your comments in the form of a review.