"I just wanted to say that.. I love you... I want to be with you forever... MY SWEET CHILLI DOGS!" Sonic cried out, hugging many chilli dogs. He then dove into a sea of chilli dogs, doing back crawl. He swooped up a beautiful chilli dog, about to take a bite, and-

BEEP! BEEP!

Sonic scowled and threw a pillow at the alarm clock. It had interrupted his dream... his wonderful, chilli-filled dream! The alarm clock kept beeping.

BEEP! BEEP!

"SONOFA-" Sonic sliced the alarm clock up with a chainsaw. The alarm clock continued to beep.

BEEP! BEEP!

"MOTHERFU-" Sonic pulled out a gun and shot the alarm clock until he was out of ammo. It continued to beep.

BEEP! BEEP!

"WHATTHEFU-" Sonic whacked the alarm with a mallet as it continued to beep.

BEEP! WHACK! BEEP! WHACK! BEE-

"Shutius Uppitis!" Shadow exclaimed, poiting his black wand with red flames at the alarm clock. It stopped ringing.

"WHO THE BLOCKED SET MY ALARM CLOCK FOR 4:07 IN THE MORNING!"

Shadow whistled.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!" Sonic yelled, pulling out one of his quills. He stared at the quill. "AAAAHHHHHHH!" Sonic yelled again. "Why...! WHY!"

"Because it's funny."

Sonic screamed. "AAAAHHHHHHH!"

"SHUT UP!" A voice called from the room next to them, Rouge and Amy's room. Sonic screamed into his pillow. "Shutius Uppitus!" Shadow commanded, pointing his wand at Sonic. Sonic mouthed out many swears, but none of them came out. Shadow pulled out a video game, ignoring Sonic, and started playing it. Sonic was mouthing words so that if they would have been this: "BLOBKED BLOCKED BLOCKED YOU BLOCKED BLOCKED DON'T BLOCKED IGNORE ME YOU BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED I'LL BLOCKED TAKE THAT BLOCKED BLOCKED GAME AND BLOCKED SHOVE IT UP YOUR-" ...You get the picture. Sonic grabbed his chainsaw, running towards Shadow. Shadow didn't even look up from his game, but pointed his wand and said, "Chainsawius Transformius." Sonic's chainsaw turned into a tiger lily. (That's a type of flower, duh!) Sonic mouthed out more curses, and if anyone could hear it, he would be cursing like the world had just blown up.

"I just wanted to say that... I love you... I want to be with you forever... MY SWEET PORN MAGAZINES!" Knuckles cried out, hugging many porn magazines. He then dove into a sea of porn magazines, doing back crawl. He swooped up a beautiful porn magazine, about to open it, and-

WHEEEOOO! WHEEEOOO!

Knuckles scowled and threw his lamp at the alarm clock. It had interrupted his dream... his wonderful, porn-filled dream! The alarm clock kept making a siren noise.

WHEEEOOO! WHEEEOOO!

"WHATTHEFU-" Knuckles sliced the alarm clock up with an axe. The alarm clock continued to make a siren noise.

WHEEEOOO! WHEEEOOO!

"MOTHERFU-" Knuckles pulled out a laser gun and shot the alarm clock until he was out of ammo. It continued to give off a siren noise.

WHEEEOOO! WHEEEOOO!

"SONOFA-" Knuckles grabbed a frying pan and whacked the still "wheeeooo"-ing alarm clock.

WHEEEOOO! WHACK! WHEEEOOO! WHACK! WHEE-

Big stupidly knocked over a jar filled with purple smoke. The smoke made its way to Knuckles' bed. The alarm clock was silent, as was Knuckles. Knuckles mouthed out swearing. He mouthed out a scream and pulled out one of his dreadlocks. He stared at the dreadlock. Then, he mouthed another scream. Big just stared, then stupidly started poking a stick. If anyone could hear Knuckles, it would've sounded like: "BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED WHO THE BLOCKED BLOCKED SET MY BLOCKED ALARM FOR BLOCKED 4:09 IN THE BLOCKED MORNING!"

"Duuuuuh..." Big said stupidy. "I pressed the buttons because they were pretty and shiiiny... big LIKE shiny... Huhuhu..."

Knuckles grabbed his axe and began running towards Big. Big stupidly knocked over another jar. The lime green gas made its way over to Knuckles and his axe turned into a tulip. Knuckles mouthed out more curses, and if anyone could hear it, he would be cursing like the world had just blown up.

"I just wanted to say that... I love you... I want to be with you forever... MY SWEET ME!" Espio cried out, hugging many pictures of himself and mirrors. He then dove into a sea of mirrors and pictures of himself, doing back crawl. He swooped up a beautiful mirror, about to look into it, and-

RING! RING!

Espio scowled and threw his blankie at the alarm clock. It had interrupted his dream... his wonderful, him-filled dream! The alarm clock kept ringing.

RING! RING!

"MOTHER FU-" Espio sliced up the alarm clock with a knife. The alarm clock continued to ring.

RING! RING!

"WHATTHEFU-" Espio pulled out a dartgun and shot the alarm clock until he was out of ammo. It continued to ring.

RING! RING!

"SONOFA-" Espio ripped off a piece of his bed frame and whacked the still ringing alarm clock.

WHACK! RING! WHACK! RING! WHACK! RI-

Vector walked over and kicked the alarm clock. It instantly shut up. Espio screamed. "AAAAHHHHHHH!" He pulled out the horn on his nose. He stared at the horn. "AAAAHHHHHHH!" He screamed again. "WHO THE BLOCKED SET MY BLOCKED ALARM CLOCK FOR 4:11 IN THE BLOCKED MORNING!"

"...Not to mention the dress." Charmy added. Espio looked to see himself in a pink dress. "AAAAHHHHHHH!" Charmy and Vector were unusually happy with smiles on their faces.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, CHOP YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES, AND FEED THE REMAINS TO-"

"Uppitus Shuppitus!" Vector said, reading a spellbook. Espio became silent, and was mouthing swear words. He grabbed his knife and ran towards Charmy and Vector, whom ignored him. Vector read from the spellbook, "Knifius Transformius!" Espio's knife turned into a rose. He mouthed out swear words. Then an evil look came onto his face as he began to stabb Vector with the thorns on the rose. "OWWWW! WHY DID IT BLOCKED HAVE TO BE A BLOCKED ROSE!" Vector began cursing like the world had just blown up. Espio, taking a quick break from stabbing Vector with the thorns, swished his purple wand with a mirror on it and a pair of earmuffs plopped on the gasping Charmy's head to cover his ears, as Espio went back to stabbing Vector and Vector continued swearing.