January 1st, 1974 (12:01 AM)
3rd Year
Dormitories
All Marauders (unwillingly)
IT'S 1974!
What the hell, Sirius!
What?
You just woke us up, you idiot!
And why are we passing this around?
I don't know...
Can we stop?
NO!
Why not?
Because.
Because why?
Because your mom.
Augh... can we continue this in the morning?
This, my dear Moony, isthe morning.
Just barely.
Still.
He's right.
Can I please go back to sleep?
No.
Didn't think so.
Just ignore him...
Pssht, you think that will work?
No, but I can try.
No you can't.
:sigh:
You know what we should talk about?
What, Sirius?
The New Year's Fairy.
Who's the New Years Fairy?
You shouldn't have asked, Wormy...
Shut up, James. It's a giant ogre of a fairy that comes around on New Years morning as you sleep and pulls out your brains through ears.
Well, that wouldn't be a problem for you.
Shut up. You should be thanking me. I saved your lives.
What?
You see, if you had kept on sleeping, then you would have had your brains pulled out
Thanks.
Yeah, thanks loads.
Are you being sarcastic?
Not at all.
Wow!
He was being sarcastic, Pads.
Oh. HOW MEAN!
And here comes a world-famous Padfoot rant.
I saved your lives, and all you can do is whine and complain! You know, next year, I'll have your brains pulled out. You just wait. YOU JUST WAIT.
I'll wait.
Same.
Me three.
Should I be offended?
No.
Oh.
You should give me chocolate.
Okay.
The expensive Honeydukes kind.
Alright.
Cool.
Yeah.
I'm tired.
I'm not.
Obviously.
I think Wormtail's fallen asleep.
Lucky him.
I'm not too concerned. He has no brains to pull out, after all.
Haha.
I agree with him, actually.
Wow, a first!
I know.
It's like, the apocalypse.
Wow, you spelled that right.
Wow. I can't even say it, let alone spell it.
Prongs' IQ might be higher than we thought.
Shut up.
Happy new year!
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