Disclaimer...Well. I don't own Advance Wars. Yep, that's it ;
Anyway...Sorry for the delay of the chapter, but once again, I've been slacking.
So here's the next chapter...Let's see what happens now...
"Hello! It's me, Andy! I'm going to tell about this chapter! In the last chapter, Nell decided that we were going on a vacation and now Nell has decided that we're going to travel all around Wars World. First of all, we're heading to Blue Moon. Let's see if it goes well, even if we crush doors, licks on iron, walks in snow and all that!"
"Oh you're so silly!"
"What Sami? I thought it was good!"
"The chapter starts now!"
Don't Worry, Orange Star!
Chapter 2: Blue Moon
Place: Blue Moon
Nell got out from the plane. The cold air she was breathing became to white smoke. She smiled, and looked back at the plane. Next out, was Andy. He yelled high of joy, and jumped down in the snow. But the snow was cold, and soon he jumps up again. Max pushes him down again, and jumps himself. Sami jumps out from the plane too, laughing. Hachi jumped out from the plane and looked around.
Snow everywhere.
All of a sudden, the plane collapses. A brand new plane, expensive and everything...Just collapsed before their eyes.
"Oh man..." Max groaned
"Money makes no one happier" Sami said slowly
"Yeah, but I prefer to eat my lunch in a Neotank than a recon"
Max phrase was followed by an embarrassing silence until Sami said:
"Anyway, this is our vacation, we should do something fun together"
"Oh...Tasty..." Andy said and licked on a large piece of iron, and got stuck with his tongue
"Disgusting, Andy! Do you even realize how many dogs that have pied on that?" Max said
"...Euuu! Thache nee avai thom hed!" (Eww! Take me away from here!) Andy cried
"What's done is done, serves you right Andy." Sami said
"Now, let's find some warm water to help Andy" Nell said easy
Sami and Nell looked at each other, then on Max
"What?"
Some seconds later we see Max going into a house, mumbling bad words
"This door, what the..."
Max desperately tries to open it, but it seems to be locked. Suddenly, Max grinned and smashed the door with his elbow and the door collapses. Inside the house, we see an old poor man, shaking in fear
Max looks angry at first, but then he smiles
"May I get a glass of warm water, please?"
Max comes back with the water, and pours it over Andy's tongue. Andy jumps backwards and tries to look at his own tongue.
"Don't look like that! You look retarded!" Sami said
"He can't be something he already is" Max mumbled
A really good start, but now they're going on sightseeing!
"God, why are we here?!" Max asked annoyed
"We're going to make our country better, and we will get inspiration from the other countries." Nell said with a bit enthusiasm in her voice
"Wow, are we stealing from the others?" Andy asked
"I wouldn't use to the word steal. More like 'get ideas'." Nell answered
Max mumbled something, and Sami said:
"Brrr...D-d-d-did we have to go to...Blue Moon?! It's so cold here!!"
"Well, you should have taken something else than a tank top here!" Max said joking
"I thought we were going to Green Earth..."
"But now we're here, in Blue Moon. It's not cold at all. Just snowing like crazy"
"Not cold, eh? Easy for you to say! You're so fat that you don't feel how cold-"
Max interrupted her, and nearly yelled:
"Heck, I'm not fat!! These things are muscles, ya know, and I can prove that-"
Sami interrupted Max as well
"That you're just a stupid lug who can't do anything right!"
"Okay there, it's enough" Nell said
"I'm not stupid!"
"Yes you are!"
"I think you're both are stupid" And said.
And with that, Sami and Max stared at Andy with a glare that said: 'Say it again and you're dead moron'.
Nell tries to say something, but is interrupted again
"Okay then, if you are that strong, just show me. Hit me and see if it hurts." Sami said
"I don't hit wimps like you" Max said stubborn
Sami got pissed and punches Max in the stomach
"Now you have a reason to hit me"
"You're asking for it, bitch!"
"Don't look, Andy" Nell said, and covered Andy's eyes
Max recovered from his hurting stomach, and cracked his knuckles. Then, with all his power, he tries to hit Sami, but she ducks as she realizes that she would probably die if Max hit her.
However, Max hit the wall behind her instead, made of bricks.
The wall crashes abit
Sami looks up, and go wide eyes
"Oh my fcking god..."
"This is muscles ya know." Max said easy, looking down at Sami
"Now let's get away from here before someone spots us!" Nell almost cried
They see Colin standing some meters away. He looks worried and backs away.
"No way you little creep, you're so dead if you tell the others. If I only could get my hand from the wall, I'd kill you already."
"You are a moron Max!! Are you stuck?!?" Sami yelled
"Hasta la vista..." Colin said, and ran away in a speed no one ever seen before. Some seconds later, a loud noise could be heard.
"Oh just great, the alarm" Sami said depressed
"So I guess it ends here then?" Andy said
"I'm not going to give up yet"
"Yeah, she hasn't taken over the chocolate factory yet" Max said sarcastic
"I can go and get my machine gun in the plane while you're stuck if you want"
"No!" Max eyes went wide
"Good!" Sami smiled
"Let's get away from here!!" Nell screamed, as she grabbed Andy and ran
Sami turned back to Max, and saw him desperately trying to get his hand unstuck from the wall
"But don't just stand there, help me!!!" Max screamed
"You're still stuck?!?!" Sami yelled out in panic
"Yes" Max said
"Just smash the wall with the other hand too then!"
Max does so, and gets stuck with his other hand too
"Isn't life great? I'm going to die." Max said, with a depressed tone
"You're not going to die, so shut up!"
"They're coming..." Max said silent
Sami looks into one of the holes Max's hands were stuck in.
"I think it's glue on the other side of the wall"
"Great. Just great."
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Yeah, that was chapter 2...Sorry for the great delay of chapters, but I've had no idea what I should write about and I've got more homework lately than ever before. And I don't feel to continue either. But I might. I just need ideas, which I haven't, lol...
I will update when I feel for it. Keep reviewing, and give me some ideas.
My fans, you all rock! D
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