January 7th, 1974
3rd Year
Transfiguration
All Marauders

Could this class get anymore boring?

Yeah. If it was History of Magic.

Good point.

Will you guys stop passing notes?

Why?

Because I'm trying to pay attention.

Trying being the figurative word...

What the bloody hell does 'figurative' mean?

Not literal or using figures of speech.

Oh... Merlin...

I think I'm choking on the smartness of it all.

:cough cough:

Ahhh I'm dying...

Shut up.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No times infiniti.

Crap, we're back to this?

Yup!

ARGH! Padfoot, SHUT UP!

Make me.

Perhaps I will!

Well... you're a pigeon!

What the hell?

Yeah, you poop on things. And your shit is WHITE.

He has an iron-fortified diet.

Moony isn't anorexic?

No!

Oh.

You're just too busy gorging that you don't notice anyone else eat.

Or when people stick things in your hair.

What?

Nothing.


A lot shorter, but I'm putting up two chapters at once, give me a break! Besides, this seemed like a good place to stop.

PotterScar