February 14th, 1974
3rd Year
Potions
All Marauders
Happy V-Day!
Great. A reminder of what a loser I am.
You depressed or something, Prongs?
No... it's Lily.
Isn't it always Lily?
... yes.
She tore up your singing card, didn't she?
Tore it up and fed it to her owl.
Well, I understand why. It was repulsive.
Not helping, Moony.
Sorry.
We told you not to buy it.
It was the scariest thing I ever saw.
It drove the house elves away.
It drove our pets away.
Hell, it drove the freaking bugs away.
I get the point.
:gasp: You got the point!
Well, I must record this in the Marauder History and Shocking Moments Book (better known as the MHSMB).
What the...?
Look!
It's pink.
So?
Why do you have a pink book?
Don't ask me that.
Too late.
It's my sister's.
Padfoot?
Yeah?
You don't have a sister.
... damn.
Damn's right. Where'd the book come from?
You honestly haven't seen it before? I've been recording in it since we came up with our group's name!
Really? What kind of dirt do you have in there?
Let me see... photos of the time James fell off his broom during a match and landed on McGonagall...
YOU GOT PICTURES OF THAT!
Yeah. Oh, and I have some pictures of the time Remus had his nose so buried in a book he walked right into a suit of armor...
That hurt.
Nothing of me, right?
Of course not...
Sirius?
Alright, I have a picture from when you wet the bed in first year.
How did you get pictures of that!
You guys should just be glad I haven't spread them around school.
No, you should be glad, because if you do...
We'll murder you.
In the most painful way possible.
With spoons.
And forks.
And knives.
Don't forget the sporks.
How could we?
What's a spork?
Dear, sweet, pureblooded Peter... it is a uten-
It's a torture device.
-sil. Okay, just ignore me...
We always do.
And always will.
Because you're our best mate.
So we have obligations.
That's terrific.
Isn't it?
OI! Lilykins looking over here!
Ooh!
Prongs, you fool, stop ruffling your hair.
Why?
It's revolting.
Is not.
Yeah it is; it makes you even more stupid looking than usual.
Oh thanks...
You people and your sarcasm.
Yeah, so this wasn't as funny. :-(
Oh wellz...
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