"Hi, welcome back to Maury. Today we have a fourteen-year-old from Japan who says her boyfriend is a pervert and slept with her when she was intoxicated. She had a horrible part-time job at a Hooter's type place. So of course she would come home drunk. Now, last week she went to the doctor's and found out she was pregnant. Here's Isabelle, folks."

The audience claps while Isabelle walks out. She sits down in the chair next to Maury.

"So Isabelle, how long have you been pregnant."

"..."

"Come on, you can tell us. It's just live TV."

"Oh yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better..." She rolls her eyes.

"Anywho, this is what her boyfriend, Eido, said before the show." He points to the screen behind him showing Eido on the street.

"HOLY CRAP I'M ON TV!"

"Shut up and talk to us..." the camera man said.

"Uhh...she...uh...said she wanted to...and...yeah..."

"That's a lie, Eido!" said Hyde, who jumped in from above.

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT IS THAT?" the camera man asked, and in the process, dropping the camera. The screen now shows the bottom part of Hyde's boots.

Screen zooms out. There was a silence.

"So, here comes Eido!"

Eido walks in with Hyde, who was smacking his forehead. The audience were booing and what not.

"Thank you! I love you, too!"

"Eido, they hate you."

"Shut up Hyde."

Isabelle threw the chair and accidently hit Eido in the shins. He fell down.

"Uh, We'll be back after this commercial break!" Maury said nervously.

Screen goes to commercials.

In the Mamodo World

Carolina blinked at the screen. Kea had Dr. Pepper splurted all over her face. They stared at each other for a moment then bursted out laughing.

Back to somewhere on Earth

"And we're back!" Maury said. "So Eido, how are you feeling?"

"I hurt..." he said in a small voice, "...in places that don't exist."

"YOU DESERVE IT, bleep-HOLE!" Isabelle stopped shouting for a moment. "I can't swear on this show?"

"Nope."

"bleep YOU, MAURY!"

"Don't worry, I will see you after the show." he replied with an evil smile.

"bleep THIS WHOLE GODbleepIN' SHOW! I'M GETTING THE bleep OUT OF HERE!" Isabelle started for offstage but was stopped by Maury.

"Sorry, can't leave during the show, you asked for it."

"I DIDN'T bleepIN' ASK FOR IT! IT WAS THOSE bleepIN' bleep-HOLES, ZATCH AND KIYO!"

Camera zooms to Zatch waving while Kiyo is trying to stop him.

"Break to commercial, please." Maury said.

MF: IT WAS GrUdGe's IDEA! -points to GrUdGe, who is currently in the room-

GrUdGe: No it wasn't...

Disclaimer: I don't own Zatch Bell! or Maury. But I own Carolina and Isabelle and GrUdGe owns Kea.

MF: BYE!