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Strictly Professional: Chapter 5

Anzu stood in the office doorway watching her boss. She was starting to regret her decision to have Kaiba's office painted bright pink.

No, I don't feel bad about it. This serves him right for humiliating me.

Seto traced his fingers against the paint on the walls, and his eyes grew wide as they traveled across the room. Lamps, flowers, and a horrid paint job. Mazaki went out of her way to get revenge.

The young man smirked and shook his head. He could tell it was going to take a long time to make Anzu finally realize he was superior to her. A little thing like this wasn't going to affect him, and he wasn't going to fire her. I've still got fun planned for us; she's not getting off that easily.

Kaiba turned around and glared daggers at her. In return, Anzu cringed and started to feel sick to her stomach.

He had started to walk towards her, so she closed her eyes. Damn! I'm so fired! Anzu your so stupid; this job was your last chance.

She was so caught up in her thoughts she didn't here the loud thump that came from halfway across the room. It seemed to her he should've reached her by now so she opened her eyes, only to see the tall man sprawled out on the ground.

Anzu screamed. "Shit! Kaiba wake up you idiot!" she swiftly walked over to him and checked for his pulse. "Well, your not dead! That's a relief, I think."

"I'll just stay with you. No one ever has to no, because you'll wake up in no time!" she smiled and started to drag him over to the couch.

Sadly, she didn't have as much time as she thought. A little boy had plans with his brother that day.

A knock at the office door was heard and she inhaled sharply. "Big brother! Are you in there? Remember, you finally agreed to go to thearcade with me."

Anzu wasn't good at throwing her voice, but it was worth a shot. "Um, yes Mokuba I remember. I'll be right out."

"Oh it's ok Brother. I'll come in to save you some trouble." Mokuba turned the doorknob ever so slightly.

"NO! I mean..it'll only take a few seconds. Just stay out there."

Why does Seto sound like a girl?

Anzu quickened her pace and tried to drag him to his desk chair as fast as she could. Maybe, she could pull this off and trick Mokuba without him finding out.

Mokuba tapped his foot on the outside of the door and finally knocked harder. "Seto! The arcade isn't open all day!"

Finally, Anzu got Seto to his chair. She sat behind it and tried (A/N: she's not too good at this. lol) to throw her voice yet again. "Come in little brother."


Mokuba entered and immediately knew something was wrong. He cocked an eyebrow and stood in front of Seto's desk.

"Seto, I thought we were going to the arcade..why are you sitting in your chair?"

"Why am I sitting in my chair? Well, you see Mokuba I just don't feel too well today. Hell, it took me 20 minutes to get ready. Maybe we can go another day?"

Mokuba sighed, "That's fine Seto, but why do you have your eyes closed?"

"W-why do I what?"

"Have your eyes closed!"

"M-my eyes aren't closed" Anzu replied still throwing her voice.

"Yes they are! You sound like a girl too! Is something going on Big Brother?"

"Nothing's going on. Your just witnessing CEO meditation. Yes, that's it! CEO meditation is all the rage nowadays."

That was the last straw. CEO meditation and since when did his brother stutter?

Mokuba walked behind the chair and spotted Anzu. "CEO meditation huh?" the little boy smirked and crossed his arms.

Anzu blushed and tried to think of a way to explain herself.

"Anzu, what's wrong with my bro-"

Suddenly, Roland walked in. "YoungMaster Kaiba, the arcade is closing in an hour! You told me to drive you and I don't want you to miss out on playing your favorite game."

Mokuba groaned. "Don't think this is over Anzu, because I'll be back." he said as he walked out of the office without another word. Anzu sighed in relief.


"Come ON Kaiba!"

Why wasn't he waking up? She had already thrown two cups of ice cold water on his head and had slapped him so hard that his cheeks were as red as tomatoes. If she wasn't fired already, she sure would be after this.

He had apparently tripped on the rug and hit his head on a shelf or something. The shelf and the rug were Anzu's doing. Great.

She shook Seto's shoulders violently. "Please? I promise I'll be a more cooperative secretary! Just wake up before someone else comes in!"

No luck. In fact, her luck was worsening by the minute because Kaori Hoshihad just walked in. (A/N: remember her?)

Kaoristared in awe at Anzu. What isSHE doing here? In Seto's office? I'm supposed to have this job...

Anzu looked over in frustration. "What do you want?"

"Well, I came to see Mr. Kaiba about his secretary position. I still haven't gotten a call."

"Oh, I'm really sorry. Guess you didn't see it in the newspaper, because you would've read that I got the job."

Kaori started shaking violently. No! This can't be happening! I'm perfect, I was supposed to get this job! I need to be near Seto or I'll die.

"Are you OK?"

Kaori put a sweet smile on her face and replied, "Yes, of course I'm OK. Congratulations on your new job. I'm r-really happy for y-you."

With that she walked out of the room leaving Anzu and Seto alone again. She'll pay for taking this job away from me!


A couple hours had passed and Seto still wasn't awake. Maybe she hadn't checked his pulse right and he'd really been dead this whole time.

She got up close to his face and looked at his forehead. He had a nasty bruise, and she'd have to take care of it. Anzu started to get up but a voice stopped her.

"What are you doing?"

The voice was deep and very familiar. Nope, Seto Kaiba wasn't dead.

"KAIBA!"

The man was a bit surprised by the reaction he got. "M-"

She put her fingers to his lips. "Shh, don't speak. You've got a bad bruise and I'm going to wrap it up so no one notices."

"But-"

"Shutup Kaiba!"

After that, silence returned. For at least five minutes until Anzu started talking again.

"Look, I'm so sorry about your head. It's all my fault, and if you want to fire me I understand. I just want you to know that I'm glad your all right."

"Who the Hell are you?"

"Your secretary silly!"

He still looked confused. "I have a secretary?"

"Yes!"

That's it, she was really worried now. "Do you know your name?"

Seto shook his head in response. "No. I don't"

Crap.


A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry that I've taken awhile to update! School keeps me busy and I'm going to this spelling bee soon. This chapter was as long as I could make it.

Kaori seems to be an evil woman..crazy at that. You'll have to see what happens with her won't you?

Thanks so much for all of your reviews! I'll update soon!

Ms. Seto Kaiba