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Strictly Professional: Chapter 6

"I'm afraid Mr. Kaiba has a case of amnesia."

Anzu had finally been brave enough to call a doctor. No matter how much she disliked Kaiba he still was a human being and if he was severely injured and ended up dieing or something she'd feel responsible.

"Well, when will it go away?" replied Anzu with worry making her voice quiver.

"Two hours, two days, two years. I can't tell you that Anzu. All I can tell you to do is try to refresh his memory and stay with him so if he has any questions you can answer them."

She sighed and nodded. Great. I'm stuck with a crabby CEO all the time. Just what I need.

The doctor walked over to the door followed by Anzu. She tugged on his arm and lowered her voice to a whisper. "Doctor, could you keep this under wraps? I'd rather not be known as the woman who made Seto Kaiba come down with amnesia." She winked and slid a five dollar bill in his hand.

"Uh, sure Ms. Mazaki." he whispered back as he raised an eyebrow at the five dollar bill. "I'll come back in a few days to check up on Mr. Kaiba."

Anzu closed the door as the gracious doctor left and looked at Seto. He was lying on the couch casually blowing his hair out of his face. She didn't know why he even bothered as it just came back down in the same position, and he'd repeat the routine.

Now that I think about it more, this might not be so bad. Kaiba doesn't remember who he is, so I can tell him anything. Chances are he'd do what I want.

She took long strides toward Seto and when she reached him she kneeled down and gave him a peck on the cheek. That actually felt good. WAIT, I mean it didn't feel good. It felt horrible.

The young CEO stared at her in awe. "Your my secretary, what in the world was that for?"

Anzu simply smiled and said, "Silly, did I forget to tell you that I'm also your wife?"

For some reason that just didn't feel right to Seto. "W-what?"

"Of course you don't remember and it may not feel right, but it's true!"

"How did we meet then?"

I could make him sound stupid with this one. Hmmm...

"Well? This shouldn't be that hard to remember..Honey." said Seto with one of those infamous smirks on his face.

"Seto dear, you look so pale. Why don't you just keep quiet for now ok? We'll talk about this later."

He took in her smile and accepted her silence on the issue. She was beautiful and she'd be pretty stupid to lie about this if she hated him. Right?

Wrong.

Anzu and Seto both were starting to feel a little awkward, but you'd probably feel uncomfortable if you'd sat in a room with someone for an hour and there had been nothing but silence.

Finally Kaiba just had to break the quiet, "So, I've remained silent. Now tell me how we met Anzu."

She was about ready to refuse because she still hadn't made upanything about the subject but it was when she looked over that her brain instantly turned to mush.

Seto Kaiba was pulling the irresistable puppy pout! I guess it runs in the family, but Kaiba just doesn't like to show his.

He smiled. (A/N: YES, he smiled..remember he has amnesia..) "Please Anzu?"

"Fine fine Kaiba."

Seto patted the spot next to him on the couch and Anzu blushed. I can't just ignore the man after I said I was his wife. I'll act the part for awhile and have a little fun with him.

She sat down next to him and felt warm arms wrap around her shoulders. "Just because I don't remember doesn't mean I can't act like the man I once was. Maybe this will help me remember."

"So you wanted to know how we met right?" she asked quietly.

He nodded and looked at her quizzically.

"We met at a bar. You were there to drink your stress and troubles away and I was there because I was alone and needed to get away from things for awhile."

He seemed to be entertained and happy, just like a child snuggling up for bed while listening to a bedtime story.

"I was sitting at the bar and you walked up and sat next to me. Now, keep in mind you were totally smashed. You started using these damn idiotic pickup lines on me and surprisingly I fell for it."

"That's how we met?" Seto looked a little uneasy.

Anzu nodded. "Don't you believe me?"

"O-of course I believe you but I just sound so sleezy. I was thinking more along the lines of maybe a run in at my corporation and then a classy restaurant."

"Nope. That's how it all went down Baby, and now we're together! Just the other day you were telling me how wrapped around my finger you were. How you'd do anything to please me, even if it meant keeping your office the color I made the painters paint it."

"OK, I think." he replied.

"Your going to have to act like you remember everything because you also have a little brother. I'm sure you don't want to worry him, do you?"

Kaiba was really confused. Having ten million things thrown at you all at once after you had gotten amnesia was hard. "Sure. I'll just agree with everything you say! Just please stop talking, your hurting my brain!"

Good. I already have him believing everything I say. Now, I just have to convince little Mokuba that his brother is as normal as could be.

Wait! How in the Hell was she supposed to do that?

A/N: My insides are bursting with ideas! I couldn't help but update today! It's going to be a few days to a week for me to update again though, because of school. I thought I did pretty good on the length of this chapter! Hope you guys liked it!

Review replies-

Nightfall2525-Thanks for the idea. I had that in mind but I wasn't sure how to go about it. Your review really helped!

Errant of the Violent Shockers-Yuppers! An amnesiac Seto; it is going to be fun! Thanks for the review!

Jallna J- Thanks for the review; I'm glad you thought it was funny! I did too! No, Seto really can't remember! He's not faking as you saw in this chapter.

Aida19- Glad you thought the chappy was great, I did as well!

dragoneyes5000- I love the fact that your happy with the fic!

colleen- Yes, Anzu got sweet revenge. Glad you liked it.