Mr. Crepsley's side

"Fran I'm just off to see Darren, you know the boy." I said to Fran (Fran is my girlfriend).

"Ok hun seeya, be back tea nearly ready."

"MMMMMM! What we having?"

"Lemon cake" and I left her to make cake. I had to get to Debbie's as fast as I could I didn't want to be late just in case I was too late. I think I was there for hours and dawn was soon approaching so I knew something was wrong so I set out to find Darren. Then I caught sent off Darren and Murlough they were drawing nearer

"Hello Larten, I've been looking for you. I have your assistant Shan" Murlough said to me.

"His name is Darren." I groaned annoyed to even be in the same room as him

"Where is he if you've…"

"If I've what you can't do a thing about it even of I had anyway he is safe for now" he had an evil grin across his face. I knew he had all sorts planned of how to dispose of Darren and even I couldn't let that happen…

Suddenly Gavner and Kurda burst into the scene full of tears

"He's…he's…"Kurda sobbed we all knew what he was trying to say so Gavner finished his sentence for him.

"Dead!"

Yay! Everyone cheered and someone put music on loudly, my favourite song, "Celebrate" like on the celebrations adverts. We all danced and Kurda and Gavner started laughing and Gavner said loudly "Did we fool you? Do you think we care?"

"Oh my God!" I said. "He was such an annoying brat. I am glad to have him out of my hair."

"And such lovely hair you have too," someone said sarcastically.

I turned around to see Fran.

"O Darling!" I said and kissed her passionately.

"Free lemon cake for all!" She shouted and gave everyone a slice. "No more little brats! We can do adult things, know what I'm saying!" she said! Everyone cheered and Fran continued. "Look, here is an alcoholic beverage! I was ashamed to drink it in front of the brat, but now, yay! He's dead!" I felt a flush of pride run through me. My Fran was finally revealing her wild side!

Everyone got drunk, and then we got the party started! Steph (Harkat's girlfriend) came and started dancing. Emily (Kurda's girlfriend) and Jadene (Gavner's girlfriend) came along too. Harkat didn't get drunk, of course, but everyone else did. Steph started stripping, but Fran made me look away. Aww! A group formed around Steph and cheered her on. She threw her clothes all other the room and danced. I kissed Fran, but I was extra careful. Fran closed her eyes, of course, but I left mine open. I looked in my beautiful girlfriend's reading glasses and could see the reflection of Steph stripping. Ooh! Sexy! I could see her lovely belly, but nothing else. That belly button… it was all I could do to stop myself from stopping kissing Fran and going over to Steph and kissing her belly button.

"I have a treat for you!" Jadene shouted. "It's karaoke time!" She stood up and started singing

a human song I didn't recognise. Then on came Kurda, more drunk than I had ever seen him (or anyone for that matter). He started singing –

"Emily, you're simply the best!

Better than all these slags,

Better than all the hoe's,

And all the sluts,

And I've met a lot of 'em."

I burst out laughing then. Then Mika Ver Leth walked onto the stage, almost as drunk as Kurda.

"It was a shame about young Darren. If I had known he was going to die I would have acted sooner! I was going to wait a year or two, not too long, though, not going to let anyone else get there first. They're always so much nicer when they're virgins!"

"Mika!" About ten people said at once.

"Who ever said Darren was a virgin?" I asked.

"Well I just assumed he was" he said slightly embarrassed.

"You should not jump to conclusions." I said, laughing.

Fran gave me an uneasy look. I stroked her cheek with my thumb to show that I loved her. She looked at me and gave me a little smile.

"Wild thang! You make my heart sang!". Everyone turned round to find Emily singing for everyone. Everyone grimaced…. Except for Kurda! Kurda was spinning an imaginary lasso over his head and was proud to shout:

"That's my girlfriend!". Everyone looked at the couple as if they was strange, then they shrugged and joined Kurda with the cheering. Then, all of a sudden, Jadene and Gavner marched on stage, pushing the blonde couple to the ground.

"Don't hog the stage!" Jadene beamed. "Make room for the boom!" Music started playing and the couple did a duet of a song called 'peachy bum'.

Gavner smiled and shaked his bum, whilst Jadene was slapping it singing "Peachy bum, peachy bum". Steph tried to tip-toe away with Harkat, but she was so drunk she stumbled, drawing attention to her (very sexy) self. She'd put clothes on now, but I could still see that wonderful belly button. How I wished I was Harkat at that moment, going up to the bedroom. As Fran would say: 'they're doing adult things now'. I leaned back on my chair to see her for a bit longer, but then I fell off. Fran looked annoyed, but I reassured her. Fran then did something I've never seen her do before. She poured her self a large glass of alcohol, and drank every last drop with no pause! She let out a small belch and wiped her mouth of excess alcohol.

"Larten Crepsley, I want you baby." She said to me, very drunk. She then unbuttoned the first button of her blouse. "Take me to bed, embed yourself inside me. I need the feel of you're hot, sweaty body smothering mine. Plunge your stake into my dark places, caress my body and talk dirty to me!"

"Erm… well, I don't… erm... OK!" And I ran upstairs with my luscious girlfriend, hoping to get a glimpse of Steph, the sexy young hot vampire…