Well, now, I did get a whole bunch of reviews, mostly from new people, but, well…-sighs- I didn't want a whole bunch of hate mail. I mean, seriously, I'm a HUGE RoyRiza fangirl, do you honestly think that I'd kill her off? Well, maybe. I did once. Once. But maybe this'll be twice. The world may never know.

paloma-Asakura: COOL! I've gone INTERNATIONAL:D Glad you liked the story, and, bien sur, reviews are ALWAYS welcome! I lub getting reviews! Yesh, yesh, I know, I know, you'll kill me if I kill Riza...

Tsunade-chan: -ish kicked-

unexpection: Because I had to. -shrugs- YOU ARE ALL UNDER MY CONTROL! MWAHAHAHA!

Glory: Well, hello again, dear! Yesh, I like the suspense-creating-ness of myself. :D

MoonYashaNichi: I am positively evil. :D And I won't tell you, you can read it for yourself. :D

The Mr. Clean Alchemist: Drama is goooood. I like being dramatic. Drama-it is good for your soul. XD I need a life...

Jenn – formerly known as Guest: Well, now, you'll just have to read on, now wontcha?

Cashmeritan: Just read to see if there is a happy note. And you did IM me, and totally made my day non-crappy. :D Rushed, eh? –sighs- Yeah, I know…And, yes, you like reading my stories, huh? (even though they all suck to infinity and beyond) :D

RobinRox13: Why must it end there? Because I am the almighty author, and I have supreme power over these things, that's why. :D

Cathelina: Hey, new person! Glad you liked it! Read on!

Frip-Ouille: Hey, threats:D Good!

Shadow Dreamer 27: Actually, I am quite evil. :D And thanks, I like writing horribly evil twists like that!

Jenny: Yes, it was, wasn't it? Hmmmm….

Fluff Freak: Yes, you must bow before the awesomeness of my mighty cliffhangers of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well, I'm home sick right now, so sorry if I feel kinda…you know…hyper. I found chocolate. :D :D :DDDDDDDDDD

Well, read on, and don't forget to review!

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Roy walked back to the car from the funeral, glancing once over his shoulder as the crowd dispersed. It had been a somber affair, as all funerals are, but he cleared it of his mind as he opened the door to the car.

"How was it?" Riza's voice greeted him.

"I just went to your potential assassin and ex-fiancé's funeral, dear." He leaned in and kissed her gently before sliding in next to her. "I was slightly happy." He watched her reaction. "Wrong of me?" he asked, starting the car.

"Not at all, sir." She didn't look at him, and instead idly rubbed her shoulder.

Roy looked at her; she had definitely come off worse for the wear in the skirmish last week. Hidden by the folds of her jacket, her middle was wrapped in stiff bandages; under doctor's orders she wasn't allowed to move without help. Her right shoulder was in a sling. The doctors had said that she had overexerted it when she unknowingly twisted it to open her holsters, thereby straining the muscles.

However, as she rubbed her right shoulder, Roy saw the ring on her finger and smiled.

She noticed him watching her. "You should be watching the road, sir" was all she said.

Riza had been reluctant to accept his offer of marriage, Roy remembered, turning to watch the road. She didn't know how it would work.

Neither did he. He didn't know how their relationship would work while they both continued in the military, but they were going to try.

She leaned against him, falling asleep instantly.

"R-Riza! Don't! I'm trying to drive!"

The car skidded over the road, inciting honks and yells from the other drivers.

They were going to try.

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I got you, didn't I:P PHEER MY EVIL DUPING POWERS OF DOOOOOOOM! insert maniacal laugh here

That's it. That's the end. THE END. I love saying that. THE EEEEEENNNNNDDD. It's over. OOOOOVVVEERRRR. OOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRRR.

TOUKA KOUKAN. TOOOOOUUUUKKKKAAAAAA KKKKKOOOUUUKKKANNNN. TOOOOOOUKAAAAAAAAA KOUKAN. TOUKAAAAAA KOUKANNNNNNN.

Yep, that's it. - Thank you for enduring the story, and that horrible deception I did. You have to admit, it was pretty clever, though, se? Absolutely evil in every way possible. P evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil

And, since this story is now going to the depths of PLEASE pass it around to your friends! I'd like to keep getting reviews for it! Add it to your C2s if you have one!