-1Author's Notes: This is Part One of Chapter One. This is the first in at least three parts of this chapter (sorry), but I hope you'll still read my story. Please? I would really appreciate it if you would review it, for I live for reviews! Please, please, please...with sugar and a cherry on top? Or no cherry- I wouldn't eat it either. lol. So please review! And now...
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Impossible Realities, Likely Dementia
Chapter One, Part One: Marriage, Freckles, and Hero Complexes
Draco Malfoy
August 5, 2005- In the Blasted Muggle Device on the Way to Hogwarts
My gods, does everything have to take so long? I'm starting to get utterly bored in this muggle device! Father always takes an exceedingly mind-numbing time driving this-this- thing, yet he refuses to apparate to Kings Cross Station. Very well, I'll be there soon enough. Maybe too soon. Yes Daddy, I can't wait to see my friends again! Ughh- seriously what does he take me for? A little puppy? Really I would think that of all people he would know me better. So, I guess I'll be seeing my friends for the first time since summer break. Usually, I would give them the honor of visiting me during, but what with all that's going on-well, I was a little preoccupied. Oh, there're my 'friends' now. Pansy, yeah she's a right foul one, she is. I could care less of her family's prestige, like I've told Father-I refuse to marry that girl! Crabbe and Goyle, to tell you the truth, know more than they let on. Really, thinking that they're a couple of Neanderthals, does you more harm then them. Now, Blaise? Well, let's just say that if he makes a move or comes onto me one more time- I'll be forced to do something I might regret...but probably won't. And if any of you are like Blaise, then I guess I have to explain to you as well that when I say this I don't mean it in a good way. People often mistake Millicent for my friend, but she's not. I know people tease her about her weight, but sometimes she deserves it. Actually, you know what? She almost always deserves it. And people wonder why I tease Potter? If nothing else, I need some mental stimulation, least I fall into a persistent vegetative state. Speaking of Potter- here comes the Trio. Granger, she looks the same- smart, frizzy hair, and in love with Weasley. I really have absolutely no qualms with her being Muggleborn. People seriously think that I hate her for that? Pathetic, I mean she's bloody brilliant. If it were possible I'd love to get to know her, but it's not. And Weasley? Well, we're on less than good terms. Although that may be more my fault, teasing him about his family is not the way to go, by the way, to make friends with him. But, with his red hair, freckles, and pale skin- he's just screaming Weasley. Most people are actually unaware of the fact that the Wealeys are a very old, wizarding family. I've actually met his mother- nice lady, she is. I hate being such a limey git about their wealth (or lack thereof), but if Father found out that I was being friendly to Muggle-lovers, well...it wouldn't exactly bod well for me. Other than that I only tease him at all because of Potter. Harry Potter...the undisputed leader of the Trio, champion of the Light, and hailed as the Gryffindor Golden Boy. The one and only- with a pension for trouble and an appetite for dangerous rescues. Really, that boy has a serious hero complex. Although I admire that more than I condone it. All in all I don't hate any of them. If anyone took the time to get to know me, then they would know that...but no one has. Maybe no one will.
Author's Notes: O.k. so that was it and yes, it was short. Sorry about that, but I am working hard on the other parts. Please review b/c you never know... they might just encourage me to type faster... lol. I love you guys- thnx to my past reviewers, my betas, and all D/H writers who give me a reason to live. lol. Love...Wicked.