Me: Well, err.. hello, Mr. Skywalker. -shakes hand-
Ani: Yo, fo' sho'.
Me: Excuse me..?
Ani: I be Fidey Cent, dawg.
Me: Yeah. Right. Have fun with that.
Ani: -cheesy grin-
Me: Umm.. First question.. ew. Who thought of these questions? -shakes head- Nevermind that. If you could have any name in the universe, what would it be?
Ani: Well, oh. That's such a tough question. It would have to be Brittany, it sounds like the perfect name for a diva star like me.
-strikes a pose-
Me: Kay then.. well, umm, -nervous- we had a survey sent around, umm.. we got some pretty interesting names. Obi-Wan said you look like an Isabella. Master Yoda said you look like a stupid idiot, and your sister said you look like a Mophead Gaywalker.
Ani: -loud snort- HARHAR -slaps knee- Isabella. 3
Me: Right then.. next question. What is your favorite food?
Ani: Hmm.. well, I like brussel sprouts, and asparagus..
Adam: -bursts though wall- ASPARAGUS ISH UBER 1337 l33t p4nc4k3 m00f1n!111one -runs away-
Me and Ani: Okaay...
Me: -cough- Well, do you have a favorite color? If so.. what is it?
Ani: Well, it's a close competition between baby blue, lavender, and soft pink.
Me: -cough-gay-cough- Now.. there's some rumors going around that you have a collection of My Little Pony figurines.. is this true?
Ani: Of course it is! My favorite pony is Rainbow Sprinkle.
Me: Right then Ani.. right then..
Ani: Please call me Brittany.
Me: So.. Brittany.. quick question. Are you gay?
Ani: -looks around room nervously- No..hehe.. what would make you think that? -sweats-
Me: Oh, just a guess. -suspicious-
-long period of awkward silence-
Me: Anyways.. do you really fling vanilla pudding at random people?
Ani: Yush. It ish berry fun indeed.
Me: Well, looks like we're out of time, Mr. Skywalker.. uhh.. bye. -runs away-
Ani: -wets pants- Why do people always run from me? -picks nose-
THE END
Well, I hope you liked it. I know I sure did. -still laughing-
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