The Red Hood
Gotham in a blanket of night. The Joker, having kidnapped Robin a few hours early was ready to put him up for ransom. A bomb was set.
Joker: Now who said you can't pull the same trick twice.
Batman stepped through the rusty doors of the Joker's warehouse.
Batman: I did.
Joker: Harley... A little help here.
Harley: Go get Bats for momma!
Harley unleashed her two ravenous hyenas Bud and Lou.
Harley: This so beats hanging out with that veg head Ivy.
Batman grappled the side of a wall and began to incline. The Joker squeezed his acid flower just barely hitting Batman the first.
Joker: Roses are red, violets are blue, this novelty carnation, IS GONNA KILL YOU!
Nightwing stepped into the warehouse.
Batman flipped out of the way of another acid spray.
Robin: THE BOMB NIGHTWING!
Harley sealed Robin's lips shut with a silly string gun.
Nightwing: Oh...
Nightwing looked up to see a small timebomb in the corner, as he was planning a way to get up the hyenas tackled him. Nightwing flipped both of them into the Joker then lost his balance and fell over letting Batman escape from his flower's range.
Joker: You're lucky I never gave you the Bob Barker treatment, but I'm SURE HE WILL MAKE AN OPENING...
The two hyenas whined in pain. Nightwing grappled a high support beam and began to incline. He met Batman at the top of the warehouse.
Harley: They can't get the bomb! Mr. J said so!
Harley shot her pop gun at the bomb. It hit, stuck, and then she reeled it into her.
Harley: YAY!
Nightwing: I'll get Tim, you get the bomb.
Batman: I can't let history repeat itself... Never again...
Batman hurled a batarang at the bomb Harley was holding. She flipped out of the way.
Harley: You gotta do better than that!
Nightwing began to cut Robin loose from his upside-down hang.
Harley: THE HOSTAGE!
Harley grabbed the bomb and ran.
Batman: You may not remember, but you don't want to know what happens next Harley...
He threw a batarang in front of Harley's escape.
Batman: It's not pretty... Just hand me over the bomb.
Joker: Grr... Harley! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
Harley: Is there something you never told me puddin'?
Nightwing: I could ask the same question.
Joker: Ugh... Just drop the bomb and run.
Joker grabbed Harley and they all ran off with the hyenas trailing behind. Shortly after, Batman defused the bomb and Nightwing freed Robin.
Nightwing: Like Harley was saying, is there something you never told me? Puddin'...