MOCHIRON

-Hyul

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I dunno if there really is a game such as this in Japan, but there is a game in Korea called 'Danyunhaji' that means: 'of course', No matter what your opponent says, you must reply 'Danyunhaji' (with out faltering) Or YOU LOSE (K.O suimasen….. 'you lose' just looks so much like some fighting game ending………. --;;) Anyway that's how it is, so I just translated it into Japanese thus: 'Mochiron'

Saa, Douzo!

Today is it. Today, Uzumaki Naruto defeats Uchiha Sasuke! Turning his back toward multiple background effects (including dramatic music and flashing lightning and thunder.) our favorite blonde sets out to find his 'eternal rival' (Gai! Stay away from Naru-chan!)

Finding his dark haired teammate (wonder which one… rolls eyes) Naruto squealed happily before throwing his arms 'round a long pale neck.

"Ne, Suke-chan, wanna play mochiron?" managing to keep the smirk of triumph under control Naruto threw the gauntlet at Sasuke's feet.

"Aa." Came the curt reply. Staring directly into Naruto's eyes Sasuke deftly caught the challenge. Eyes smirking as his mouth didn't move at all but still managing to say "like I'm gonna move even an inch for you."

'To, too cool!' Naruto thought mournfully. 'But that is just what I expected from my eternal rival of YOUTH! How modern you have become Sasuke!' (Gai…… --#) But never the one to be discouraged, Naruto's eyes flashed with a flame as he prepared to recite his (much practiced) first statement.

"Oi Sasuke, dun I look manly and cool?" Naruto smiled sweetly, heart thumping at the thought of Sasuke's faltering comeback. Just the thought of it got him so excited that he felt his cheeks flame from the adrenaline rush. No matter how Sasuke answered, it was a lose lose situation for the avenger, thus a win win situation for Uzumaki Naruto-sama!

'Take that!' The smirk of triumph finally took it's much awaited place on Naruto's lips. 'Dynamic attack of YOUTH! EXPLOSION!'

(GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!)

"Iya." a deadpan reply. Not a single movement of muscles could be detected. (save the ones use to form the scathing words.) The Uchiha heir replied without any thought, or regret, no hesitation had delayed the answer, Uchiha had lost the battle but he had won the war.

"Iya…" Naruto fell to his knees in horror, Why was it that even when Uchiha Sasuke lost, he won?

The winner, Uchiha Sasuke was making a quick retreat… Clutching his bloody nose…

'To, too cute!'