Chapter 3: Ten Cheerleaders in One body: Misty
After getting insanely drunk from all the beers, our . . . . heroes . . . . yeah, heroes got back into the car and continued with driving, flipping everything off, and squeezing tits.
Somewhere just before Viridian City, and after they had just passed a scenic waterfall, and after Squirtle had nearly passed out from all the Budweiser it had gone through (beer is good for Poke'mon, but leaves the same effects), luck really turned their way (except for the cheerleaders).
"Yo, Gary how long till we get to-"said Ash being cut off. "Ah, shit!' yelled Gary. "We just ran over a bike!"
"Ah! My bike!" yelled a girl's voice, coming from the river.
Everyone turned to see who it was. "HOLY SHIT! SHE'S BARE ASSED AND BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Squirtle. Gary and Ash took off their sunglasses and looked and the naked woman walking towards their car.
"Daaaaaamn, I think I just struck gold," said Ash. Gary just whistled between his teeth, his shades down at the tip of his nose. "Mm, mmm, goooood," said Squirtle, licking his lips. "EEW, get some clothes on!" said a cheerleader, stepping on Pikachu's tail.
Pikachu turned toward the cheerleader, and flipped her off, while waving good bye. All the cheerleaders went flying off into the distance after Pikachu used Thunder.
"All my whores are gone!" said Gary and his Squirtle in unison. "Screw your whores, we got 10 of them in that naked whore," said Ash. "I do screw my whores," said Gary simply. "Yeah, me too," added Squirtle. "Dream on, shell-head," said Pikachu. "You'll pay for what you did to my bike!" shouted the girl. "And for calling me a whore." "My bad," said Ash. "Is prostitute better?" The girl looked furious now. "Yo! What's your name?" asked Gary. "It's Misty," said the girl.
Pikachu looked at Misty and double-flipped her off.
"Damnit you little shit-head! Don't flip a naked goddess off!" screamed Ash.
Pikachu, again turned around, flipped off Ash, but waved good bye too.
"OH . . . . SHIT!" yelled Ash. "RUN BITCH . . . RUUUN!" yelled Gary, and Squirtle running to hide behind a boulder (Squirtle hid behind Misty and checked out her ass).
Meanwhile, Ash was stumbling out of the car while Pikachu had another Thunder charged and was chasing Ash. As Ash was trying to run, he tripped over the bike and Pikachu nailed him right in the spine, paralyzing him.
"Damn," muttered Ash. "Now I'm gonna be bitch-slapped by the bitch."
Pikachu nodded, and flipped off Ash again for good measure, and to show that he had won. Gary crawled out of his hiding place, and Squirtle was thrown into a tree by Misty.
"What did you do to her?" asked Gary, laughing as he retrieved Squirtle with a nearby fishing pole. "He pinched, squeezed, and otherwise poked and prodded my butt for the whole time he was hiding!" shouted Misty. "What is he, perverted?" "Yes," said Gary. "Yes," said Ash. "Yes," said Pikachu. "No- I mean yes," said Squirtle. "You bastard! You're scoring more than me, dammit!" whined Ash. This time, both Pikachu and Squirtle flipped him off. "You're all pathetic," said Misty. "No, just horny," said Gary. "Same difference," said Misty. "But what the Hell. I'll come with you if you get me a new bike." "Yeah, put some clothes on," said Pikachu. "Shove it, dumbass, we like it like that," said Ash. Pikachu flipped him off but nodded in agreement.
Misty just shook her head, but got in the Ferrari all the same. She had on a two-piece swimming suit, but that was all. It took the combined strength of both Pikachu and Ash to restrain Squirtle from licking her body.
"Keep me away from that turtle, he looks like he's about to blow," said Misty. "He is," said Ash, snickering. "You dirty prick," said Misty, slapping his arm. Ash's face lit up and he stared at the spot where Misty slapped him for a good ten minutes or so.
Unfortunately, this made Ash loosen his grip on Squirtle. And since Poor Pikachu was unable to hold onto Squirtle by himself (despite the immense strength of its middle fingers), Squirtle broke free of Pikachu's grasp as well. Then . . . all Hell broke loose.
"Wha-"started Misty, but she was silenced by a ravaging Squirtle. "Stop the damn car Gary! Squirtle's trespassing on my private property!" shouted Ash.
Gary swerved the Ferrari to a halt outside the city limits of Viridian, and turned around to help Misty unlatch Squirtle from her mid- section. But Misty needed no help, all she needed was a stopped car. She reared back her free hand and gave Squirtle the biggest bitch-slap in all of history.
It was so big, in fact, that Squirtle ended up in another tree, this time a taller one. Normally it wouldn't have meant anything, but when the said tree is on the other side of Viridian City, we're talking about a pretty serious red mark.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn," said Gary. "It'll be feeling that to its death." "My turn to score!" said Ash. "You do, and I'll personally see to it, that you'll be seeing what your insides look like through your ass," said Misty, rearing back her hand. "On second thought . . ." said Ash. "Maybe I'll just fuck Nurse Joy." "That slut?" asked Misty. "Changed your mind then?" asked Ash hopefully. "We'll see," said Misty.
Ash rubbed his hands together gleefully, and then offered her a bong, which she politely refused.
"I'm gonna score asshole!" Yelled Ash to Squirtle, clear across town. "Shaddup!" shouted Squirtle. "You fuck your mama for pay!" "Really Ash?" said Gary, smirking. "I didn't know you were that desperate. I mean, I thought you were peeking your toe over the line when you hooked up with that lawyer from Saffron . . ." "Naw, yo' mama! Haaaaaa! Hahahah! Haaaaa!" laughed Ash. Pikachu just flipped them off.
After getting insanely drunk from all the beers, our . . . . heroes . . . . yeah, heroes got back into the car and continued with driving, flipping everything off, and squeezing tits.
Somewhere just before Viridian City, and after they had just passed a scenic waterfall, and after Squirtle had nearly passed out from all the Budweiser it had gone through (beer is good for Poke'mon, but leaves the same effects), luck really turned their way (except for the cheerleaders).
"Yo, Gary how long till we get to-"said Ash being cut off. "Ah, shit!' yelled Gary. "We just ran over a bike!"
"Ah! My bike!" yelled a girl's voice, coming from the river.
Everyone turned to see who it was. "HOLY SHIT! SHE'S BARE ASSED AND BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Squirtle. Gary and Ash took off their sunglasses and looked and the naked woman walking towards their car.
"Daaaaaamn, I think I just struck gold," said Ash. Gary just whistled between his teeth, his shades down at the tip of his nose. "Mm, mmm, goooood," said Squirtle, licking his lips. "EEW, get some clothes on!" said a cheerleader, stepping on Pikachu's tail.
Pikachu turned toward the cheerleader, and flipped her off, while waving good bye. All the cheerleaders went flying off into the distance after Pikachu used Thunder.
"All my whores are gone!" said Gary and his Squirtle in unison. "Screw your whores, we got 10 of them in that naked whore," said Ash. "I do screw my whores," said Gary simply. "Yeah, me too," added Squirtle. "Dream on, shell-head," said Pikachu. "You'll pay for what you did to my bike!" shouted the girl. "And for calling me a whore." "My bad," said Ash. "Is prostitute better?" The girl looked furious now. "Yo! What's your name?" asked Gary. "It's Misty," said the girl.
Pikachu looked at Misty and double-flipped her off.
"Damnit you little shit-head! Don't flip a naked goddess off!" screamed Ash.
Pikachu, again turned around, flipped off Ash, but waved good bye too.
"OH . . . . SHIT!" yelled Ash. "RUN BITCH . . . RUUUN!" yelled Gary, and Squirtle running to hide behind a boulder (Squirtle hid behind Misty and checked out her ass).
Meanwhile, Ash was stumbling out of the car while Pikachu had another Thunder charged and was chasing Ash. As Ash was trying to run, he tripped over the bike and Pikachu nailed him right in the spine, paralyzing him.
"Damn," muttered Ash. "Now I'm gonna be bitch-slapped by the bitch."
Pikachu nodded, and flipped off Ash again for good measure, and to show that he had won. Gary crawled out of his hiding place, and Squirtle was thrown into a tree by Misty.
"What did you do to her?" asked Gary, laughing as he retrieved Squirtle with a nearby fishing pole. "He pinched, squeezed, and otherwise poked and prodded my butt for the whole time he was hiding!" shouted Misty. "What is he, perverted?" "Yes," said Gary. "Yes," said Ash. "Yes," said Pikachu. "No- I mean yes," said Squirtle. "You bastard! You're scoring more than me, dammit!" whined Ash. This time, both Pikachu and Squirtle flipped him off. "You're all pathetic," said Misty. "No, just horny," said Gary. "Same difference," said Misty. "But what the Hell. I'll come with you if you get me a new bike." "Yeah, put some clothes on," said Pikachu. "Shove it, dumbass, we like it like that," said Ash. Pikachu flipped him off but nodded in agreement.
Misty just shook her head, but got in the Ferrari all the same. She had on a two-piece swimming suit, but that was all. It took the combined strength of both Pikachu and Ash to restrain Squirtle from licking her body.
"Keep me away from that turtle, he looks like he's about to blow," said Misty. "He is," said Ash, snickering. "You dirty prick," said Misty, slapping his arm. Ash's face lit up and he stared at the spot where Misty slapped him for a good ten minutes or so.
Unfortunately, this made Ash loosen his grip on Squirtle. And since Poor Pikachu was unable to hold onto Squirtle by himself (despite the immense strength of its middle fingers), Squirtle broke free of Pikachu's grasp as well. Then . . . all Hell broke loose.
"Wha-"started Misty, but she was silenced by a ravaging Squirtle. "Stop the damn car Gary! Squirtle's trespassing on my private property!" shouted Ash.
Gary swerved the Ferrari to a halt outside the city limits of Viridian, and turned around to help Misty unlatch Squirtle from her mid- section. But Misty needed no help, all she needed was a stopped car. She reared back her free hand and gave Squirtle the biggest bitch-slap in all of history.
It was so big, in fact, that Squirtle ended up in another tree, this time a taller one. Normally it wouldn't have meant anything, but when the said tree is on the other side of Viridian City, we're talking about a pretty serious red mark.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn," said Gary. "It'll be feeling that to its death." "My turn to score!" said Ash. "You do, and I'll personally see to it, that you'll be seeing what your insides look like through your ass," said Misty, rearing back her hand. "On second thought . . ." said Ash. "Maybe I'll just fuck Nurse Joy." "That slut?" asked Misty. "Changed your mind then?" asked Ash hopefully. "We'll see," said Misty.
Ash rubbed his hands together gleefully, and then offered her a bong, which she politely refused.
"I'm gonna score asshole!" Yelled Ash to Squirtle, clear across town. "Shaddup!" shouted Squirtle. "You fuck your mama for pay!" "Really Ash?" said Gary, smirking. "I didn't know you were that desperate. I mean, I thought you were peeking your toe over the line when you hooked up with that lawyer from Saffron . . ." "Naw, yo' mama! Haaaaaa! Hahahah! Haaaaa!" laughed Ash. Pikachu just flipped them off.