After getting their room keys, Ash ran to the bathroom to puke up all the beer he drank. After he was done hurling, and after he felt like someone had twisted his gut and left it out to dry, he got himself a milkshake and went to his room to sleep off the booze.
He didn't know were Pikachu went, 'cause he knows Pikachu can make a juggernaut scream for his mommy just by flipping him off and waving good-bye. So he let Pikachu be.
"I'll bone Misty, sooner or later," said Ash as he entered the room. Just in case his luck was bad though, he brought out his bottle of lotion. Better to be prepared.
"That may be sooner than you think Ash," said a feminine voice behind him that was Misty's. "I would have said yes to you earlier, but I don't wan Squirtle to spy on us."
Ash's eyes grew as large as dinner plates. "I'm gonna bone Misty," said Ash in a high pitched voice.
You can figure out what happens next, I don't want to repeat what already happened in your little brains. All I'm gonna tell you is that any skin touched turned red and Ash was goggly-eyed at the end
Ash woke next to Misty. He knew it wasn't love, but the feel of her next to him just made him . . . well . . . horny all over again. To stop himself from getting too out of hand, he quickly got up and got dressed.
Misty woke up soon enough and put on her stuff. This was good timing too, as Gary and Pikachu Barged in the door.
"Good morning, Pikachu," mumbled Ash. Pikachu just flipped him off, and, noticing Misty, her too.
"Good morning, Ash my man," said Gary cheerily, slapping Ash hard on the back, who nearly went stumbling into Misty. "Oh, hey babe," added Gary to Misty.
"Hello," she replied.
"Wait a minute . . . If you're in both in here, and you just got up, then that means . . . oh my GOD ASH, YOU SCORED!"
"I SCORED!" roared Ash.
They proceeded to hi-five, smack chests, and palm each other in all forms, dancing goofily, and flailing their arms, while Misty watched, half in amusement, half anger. Pikachu flipped off the condom box on Ash's bedside table.
Then, all of a sudden, Squirtle barged into the room. He was actually pulling a Pikachu, flipping off everything and everyone in sight.
"Hey little perverted pal, why the long face?" said Gary.
"I waited and waited in Misty's room for her, and she didn't show up," said Squirtle through its teeth.
"What!" said Misty. "You thought . . . Eeeew!"
"Oh, oh, oh!" said Ash frantically, thinking of something to really get to Squirtle. "What has four legs and will piss you off hardcore? Ash and Misty gettin' jiggy with it!" screamed Ash.
"WHAT!" yelled Squirtle.
"BURN!" shouted Pikachu, laughing, and flipping Squirtle off. "Squirtle, there's some ice in to bar for that BURN!"
"SHUTUP PENIS BREATH!" yelled Squirtle as he ran to a corner to cry.