EAMR: I've got another chapter! And I am proud!

Tala: Who but us could be so lucky?

Kai: No one

EAMR: Yep, you two are the luckiest boys in the world!

Kai & Tala: Goody insert sarcasm here

Chapter 2:

A Letter and A Explosion

Kai had been drawing for 2 hours on his blueprint paper.

After he was finally finished, he woke up Tala who had been sleeping, and showed him his plans.

1. Get hold of my good friends, the Martians.

2. Lead army of Martians towards the White House, and hold the president hostage.

3. Force president to hold a press conference on TV, and then hypnotize everyone.

4. Enslave the people of the Earth.

5. (Addition), Instead of taking over the world, I'm going to take over the universe.

6. Force the inhabitants of each planet to surrender to my army.

7. Dump all of the living things I have enslaved on Earth.

8. 'Accidentally' leave the Martians on Earth

9.Tala and I board the spaceship

10. Go to the Sun and live there.

Tala thought the plan was great, but there was one problem, no food.

So Kai fixed it up so the plan said.

9. Pack food and survival stuff to go to the Sun.

10.Tala and I board spaceship.

11. Go to the Sun and live there.

"That's better," Tala said with a smile, "But how are we going to contact the Martians?"

"That's why I bought these bottle rockets," said Kai.

"But wouldn't the message explode?" Tala asked.

"Yes, if it wasn't in this protective metal container," Kai replied.

"OOOOOHHHHHH."

Kai started writing the letter to the Martians.

(Martians are on Mars right now, plotting to destroy Earth.)

Dear Martians,

This is Kai and Tala all the way from Earth. We're sure you've all heard of us seeing as we are the ones who sent you to Mars after defending the Earth from your evil rays. We know from past experiences, you are very angry at the world, so we have an offer for you.We, too, have been planning to take over the world, and we've been thinking, wouldn't it be nice to take it over with some Marians? So, if you want to take this offer, come on down to Earth, and we will discuss our plans with you. Hope to see you soon.

Sincerely,

Kai and Tala

"Okay Tala, I think we're ready" said Kai.

Kai placed the letter inside the metal container and they walked out to his backyard and began strapping the bottle rockets to the metal container.

Kai ran inside and grabbed a match.

He took a rock a struck the match against it.

The match ignited.

"LIFT OFF IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" shouted Tala as Kai lit the bottle rockets.

It didn't turn out as planned.

The bottle rocket flew up about twenty feet, but then took a nose dive right at their neighbor's house.

The house exploded.

There was a good thing two bad things about this 'explosion'.

The good thing was no one was in the house.

The two bad things were, there was dynamite in the house, which caused this explosion to be very large, and that Tala and Kai were going to be grounded for life.

So Kai and Tala decided, since they were going to take over the world anyway, they were going to go steal a space shuttle from NASA and hand deliver the letter to the Martians.

Kai: What's with the Martians?

EAMR: You'll see later. I have it all planned out >:)

Tala: Greaat

EAMR: Isn't it?

Kai: Yeah, next thing we know she'll be adding monkey trainers

EAMR: Hah! Yeah right! I'm going to add something much worse than that! Muahahaha!

Kai & Tala: Oh god

EAMR: Oh and don't worry, you'll thank me later for the Martian thing