EAMR: I am on a roll. My 3rd chapter for tonight!

Kai: Congrats sarcasm included

EAMR: Thank you

Tala: Man, she's dense

EAMR: Thank you

Kai: I would have never guessed

Chapter 3:

Re-meeting the Snow Goons and Weirdos

"Kai, how are we going to get to NASA? You can't fool your mom with the Da Vinci Code II again," Tala stated.

"You're right, so I'm going to use the FastAger 2500," Kai replied.

"Not again Kai. Remember when you turned into a baby using that thing?"

"Yeah, but now I know how to use it," Kai said searching through his toychest.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Kai handed Tala the FastAger 2500 and said, "Push that green button on the controller."

'Hmm...I like this purple button better. Purple is better than green anyways,' Tala thought with a smile as he pushed the purple button, sending a flash of red light that hit Kai square in the face and he was sent flying backwards behind his bed.

Tala crawled over the bed to where Kai had crashed and saw a little baby that resembled Kai. (Aww!)

Tala walked over to Kai. "Goochy goochy go!" Tala said as he pinched Kai's cheeks.

The baby Kai punchedTala right on the cheek, "OW!" Tala shouted hitting him back. "Just huwy up and twurn mwe two 16," baby Kai ordered.

Tala picked the controller up and pushed the red button, and there was a flash of green light.

Suddenly, there was a sixteen year old standing in Kai's room. Oh, you all know what he looks like.

"Whoa Kai, you're voice is really deep," Tala stated.

"Yeah, and look how buff I am," he said flexing his muscles, "Okay Tala, now we need to make a fake drivers license," said the teenage Kai.

Tala walked over to the computer and printed out a picture of a driver's license. He then grabbed a camera and aimed it at Kai.

"Okay Kai, say fudge!" Tala said as Kai made stupid looking face. "Perfect," he said snapping the shot. He took the picture and sloppily cut it out and glued it on the pathetic excuse for a liscence.

"Okay Tala, now let's go get in the car" Kai ordered.

They hopped into Kai's mom's car, and he started the car.

"Now, just put the car in reverse," said Tala as Kai shifted the car stick, and put his foot on the pedal.

They began to move into the street.

"Now put it in frontward drive, and turn the wheel to straighten out," Tala ordered and Kai did exactly what he said.

"Now don't push on the pedal too..." Tala started but it was too late.

Kai slammed on the pedal, and they were going 120 down the neighborhood street.

Tala covered his eyes and Kai was screaming "WWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHOOOOO!"

They sped down the street and these skateboarding kids were setting up a really big ramp on the street (because during the day no one drove down that street).

The car went up the ramp and was flying through the air. "WWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOO HOOOOOO!" screamed Kai...again.

Tala peeked through his hands that were covering his eyes, and saw that they were in the air, and immediately shut them again.

Suddenly, a screen popped out of the dashboard.

"Hello Secret Agent M.O.M., we are now initiating your rocket boosters and auto-pilot," said a lady on the screen.

"Wow, that was weird," said Kai but he was too dumb to understand.

Tala finally opened his eyes and looked out the rear window.

"Wow, we're really high up...I HATE HIGHTS...LET ME OUT!" Tala shouted banging on the window.

Kai began to grow younger; the effect was wearing off.

"TALA, SETTLE DOWN!" screamed Kai slapping Tala right on the cheek.

"Thanks," Tala said rubbing his cheek.

"You are now exiting the Earth's atmosphere" said the lady on the screen.

"Cool, we're going into space Tala! This reminds me of...SUPERMAN!" screamed Kai and he got out his superman costume.

He was about to jump out of the window but Tala held him back.

"HEY, I WAS TRYING TO FLY!" Kai shouted in a very annoyed tone.

"Okay, airhead, I betcha anything, if you went out there, you would run out of breath in 30 seconds," Tala stated.

"Okay, you're on."

Kai jumped out the window and grabbed onto the antenna of the car.

5 seconds, and Kai made it look like he had no doubt that he was going to win this bet.

10 seconds, Kai looking a little out of breath.

20 seconds, Kai was slamming on the windshield, telling Tala to let him in; which he finally did.

"I'm not paying you anything," Kai said crossing his arms.

"Oh, so this is the thanks I get for saving your sorry butt?" Tala asked offended.

Their argument was interrupted by the lady on the screen.

"You are now heading right towards Mars, preparing landing gear".

Kai pushed the landing gear button and the wheels popped out again.

The car went into a steep dive.

"You are now 20 yards away from the ground of Mars," said the lady.

"10 yards."

"5 yards."

"WELCOME TO MARS," said the lady.

Kai and Tala put on their space helmets and began to walk around.

Suddenly, Kai was nailed by a clod of dirt.

Then, Tala was nailed by a clod of dirt.

After a few seconds, there was a barrage of dirt clods flying at the two six year olds.

"Hey everybody look! It's Kai and Tala!The ones that sent us to this dreaded planet!"

It was one of the Martians.

"HEY MARTIANS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!" screamed Kai but he was just hit by more dirt clods.

Tala finally just decided to throw the metal container that had the letter in it at the Martians.

One of the Martians was nailed in the head with the metal container.

"YOW!" screamed the alian.

One of the ptherMartianspicked up the metal container and pulled out the letter.

Thealian read it to all of the other Matians.

After they were done reading, the leaders of the Martians asked Kai,"WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?"

"Oh so your interested...well...we can leave now," Kai answered with his hands on his hips and a huge grin.

"YEAH! THE WORLD IS GOING TO COME TO AN END!" screamed all of the Martians.

EAMR: I'm so done! Woo-hoo!

Tala: Shut up

Kai: Yeah, it's bad enough that you turned us into little kids

EAMR: Sorry, jeez!

Tala: Whatever, we're both mad at you for doing that to us

EAMR: Oh come on! You can't hold a grudge against me!

Kai: Wanna bet?

EAMR: Sorry, you can't gamble in Texas

Tala: We're in Russia

EAMR: Well I'm not :P

Kai: It doesn't matter, we're still mad

EAMR: Fine, maybe I just won't let you two see the age seven!

Tala: Like we care? It's just a stupid story

Kai: Seriously. You need to get better come-backs