EAMR: A big thanks to everyone who reviewed! Oh and not to sound rude or...whatever the word is, but I've had 355 people read my story but only 7 people review. What's up with that! So I beg of you, please review!
Tala: Who cares!
EAMR: I do!
Kai: We don't and neither so these people. Just post the stupid chapters so we can go home
EAMR: Not until these people review sticks out tongue
Tala: I officially hate my life
Kai: I second that
Chapter 4:
The Crazy Art Teacher
"KAI, YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!" his mom screamed.
Kai and Tala had just gotten back from Mars and he had the Martians crammed into the guest room of their large house.
Unusually, Kai woke up in an instant.
He was very excited about his evil plan to take over the world.
He ran downstairs and ate his breakfast quickly.
"Hey, where's the fire?" Kai's mom asked as she dodged the streak of light.
"Just hurrying so I can get to school," Kai said grabbing a muffin.
His mom's jaw dropped.
"I can't believe the day has come! Kai actually is excited to go to school," said Kai's mom with sparkles in her eyes.
"Well, actually I'm excited about something else."
"Please don't tell me you have a girlfriend," Kai's mom pleeded.
"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! No, I've just got a plan to take over the world." Kai said quickly.
"What?" Kai's mom asked, thinking she didn't hear her son correctly but Kai was already out the door.
Kai had shoved the blueprints in his backpack but forgot to zip it.
The blueprints fell out of his backpack while he ran down the aisle of the bus.
It had landed in the backpack of another kindergartener.
"Hey Tala," said Kai as he sat next to his evil accomplis.
"Sup Kai? You seem...happy?"
"I'm just excited for school today."
"Who are you and what have you done with Kai?" Tala screamed.
When the bus arrived at school, the other kindergartener ran into the art room to deliver a note to the crazy art teacher.
"Here you go Miss Crazy Art Teacher," said the kindergartener.
"Thank you," she said in a sweet tone, "NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET MY BOOK OUT AND THROW IT AT YOU!"
The kindergartener hastily ran towards the door and the blueprint fell out of his unzipped backpack and fell into the Crazy Art Teacher's Secret Drawer that was opened.
The Crazy Art Teacher slammed the drawer shut not seeing the blueprint inside.
"So Kai, do you have the plans?" Tala whispered.Kai nodded and unzipped his backpack inside the classroom about to read the blueprint until he saw it wasn't there.
"OH SHOOT! WHERE'S MY BLUEPRINT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... I mean... where's my apple for lunch?" said Kai as a few students looked back.
"You lost it!" Tala shouted in a whisper.
Kai tried to think back on who he walked past on the bus.
"Oh no, it's in that annoying kindergartener's backpack," Kai said pulling his hair.
While they were sitting in class, Mrs. Thomson had accidentally fallen asleep. This was the perfect chance for Kai amd Tala to get their blueprints back.
They snuck out of the room, absolutely unnoticed, and ran down to the kindergarten classrooms.
Right when they were about to open the kindergarten door a knife flew right past their heads, sticking into the door.
They shakingly turned around and saw the Crazy Art Teacher standing there with knives in her hands.
"DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN MY HAND?" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher, holding the blueprints in her hand while the other was holding knifes.
"HOW DID YOU GET OUR BLUEPRINTS!" Kai shouted.
"I found them in my drawer with my boxing gloves," said the Crazy Art Teacher.
The Crazy Art Teacher threw another knife, just barely missing them again.
"LADY YOU'RE NUTS!" Tala screamed as he and Kai backed away.
She threw another knife and this time Kai jumped in the air and tried to grab the blueprint.
But the Crazy Art Teacher kicked Kai into the empty janitors closet, grabbed Tala, threw him in too, and locked the door.
The Crazy Art Teacher ran back to the art room with the blueprints.
"HEY! LET US OUT OF HERE!" Tala shouted but no one heard them as he pounded on the door.
Kai just sat there thinking and then heard the bell ring.
Wait, that's strange, there is no bell except in the junior high...weird.
Then, he looked up at the ceiling and saw the vent.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Tala cried banging his head against the door but Kai stood up, slapped him in the face, and pointed to the vents.
The ceiling wasn't that high so the two just piled a few chairs and pulled the vent out.
They began crawling through the vents.
They looked down through every vent and then finally found the art room.
They saw the Crazy Art Teacher with her boxing gloves on and she was standing in front of a dummy with a student's picture on it.
"DID YOU JUST TALK?" said the Crazy Art Teacher, pointing at the dummy.
There was no sound.
"I HEARD YOU TALK AGAIN!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher.
"She's insane," whispered Tala.
"Someone needs to seriously fire her," Kai added.
"WHO SAID THAT! I HAVE SUPERSONIC EARS!" the Crazy Art Teacher screamed.
She ran over and picked the book that she used to throw at trouble making students.
She threw the book directly at the vent causing them to jump.
"I KNOW YOUR UP THERE!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher and she grabbed some rulers that she sharpened with a rock.
She took one of the tables and pushed it under the vent.
They began to crawl backwards, away from the vent.
Suddenly, a ruler stabbed through the thin metal, right in front of Tala's face making him squeek and faint.
The stabs became quicker and more towards them as Kai dragged his unconscience friend away from them.
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU, WHO EVER YOU ARE!"
Then Kai saw a vent door up above them. He kicked it open and crawled through yanking Tala along with him.
"OHHHH, BECOMING CHICKEN NOW ARE WE?" the Crazy Art Teacher asked laughing maniacally.
Kai heard sawing. The Crazy Art Teacher was sawing a square for her to crawl through.
"I'M COMING FOR YA!"
Kai took a rock that was in his pocket and dropped it through the hole where he had entered the second layer of vents.
There was a bang.
"YES!" Kai cheered.
"YOU MISSED ME YOU LITTLE PUNK!"
"OH NO!" Kai yelped as he started to crawl quickly still dragging Tala.
He could hear the Crazy Art Teacher right behind him.
Then he remembered the tuna fish sandwich that his mom had made him in his backpack.
"Wow, my disgusting lunch might actually come in handy," saidKai to himself.
He waited for the Crazy Art Teacher to crawl into the second layer of vents.
As soon as she poked her head through the hole, Kai nailed her right in the face with the tuna sandwich.
"I'M GONNA GET YOU!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher as she wiped the tuna off.
Suddenly, the thin metal that was holdingthem up, gave way and Kai and Tala fell down to the first layer and through the hole the Crazy Art Teacher had made.
Kai got up, brushed himself off as Tala sat up groaning.
"What happened?" he asked looking toward Kai who ran towards the drawer.
He tried to pull it open but it wouldn't open.
"OH NO, I DON'T HAVE THE KEY TO OPEN THE DRAWER," Kai shouted.
"AH! I FORGOT ABOUT THE PSYCHO!"
They then heard the Crazy Art Teacher begin crawling towards the hole.
Kai and Tala frantically looked around the room for the key.
The Crazy Art Teacher threw her ruler, and completely missed Tala and Kai but broke a jar full of paper clips open.
"Oh duh! Paper clips can pick locks!"
Kai and Tala ran towards the pile of paper clips and Kai began to un-bend a paper clip.
"I'M NOT GONNA MISS THIS TIME!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher peeking her head through the hole.
Kai quickened his pace.
Finally, he inserted the paper clip, and the drawer unlocked but he couldn't find the blueprint.
"LOOKING FOR THIS?" said the Crazy Art Teacher, holding the blueprint.
"Oh come on," Tala groaned.
He grabbed a paper-weight on the Crazy Art Teachers desk and threw it at the hand holding the blueprint.
He missed but suddenly the art teacher fell through the thin metal.
She landed on a table with a loud thump.
Kai and Tala ran over and grabbed the blueprint from her hand.
Theybegan to run towards the door but it was locked!
"We are having the worst luck ever!" Tala exclaimed.
The Crazy Art Teacher got up.
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" the Crazy Art Teacher screamed as she picked up a flamethrower from behind her desk.
"You've got to be joking! Who keeps a friggin' flame thrower behind their desk!" Kai asked.
She pushed the trigger and began waving the flame in the air.
Then Tala grabbed the paper-weight that he threw before and threw it at the flamethrower.
He hit it directly and cause the flamethrower to drop onto the Crazy Art Teacher's desk, igniting it along with all of the papers on it.
"Anymore bright ideas Einstien?" Kai asked blankly to the shocked Tala.
They then remembered the paper clips and ran towards them.
The fire moved towards the paper clips so they jumped away.
The Crazy Art Teacher ran towards the drawer and put the blueprint into the drawer and locked it.
She took the key, and threw it into the fire.
"NOOOOO, ARE YOU INSANE?" Kai screamed.
"OF COURSE SHE IS!" Tala replied.
She moved the drawer towards the fire.
"OH PLEASE NO!" they shouted in unison.
The drawer caught fire.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" they shouted as they watched the Crazy Art Teacher climbing through the window and locking it.
"HAHAHAHA!" the Crazy Art Teacher laughed maniacally, who was now outside.
Then something blue caught Kai's eye.
It was over in the opposite corner of the fire. "THE BLUEPRINT IN THE DRAWER WAS A DECOY!" he shouted.
Tala ran towards the blueprint, and grabbed it, only one problem, they couldn't get out of the slowly catching on fire room.
Kai began to think; all of the paperclips were in the fire, the key was in the fire, and the vent had too many holes.
Then he spotted the Crazy Art Teacher's sledge hammer.
He and Tala grabbed it and walked towards the door preparing to smash it, but they could barely lift it up but they fianlly took the first swing.
They missed the door and knocked the handle off of the door.
They tried again but still no progress. This would never work.
So then Kai grabbed the Crazy Art Teacher's chainsaw and pulled the cord, starting it up.
As he was walking, he tripped over his untied shoelace, and the chainsaw flew right into the counter.
"Nice," Tala said sarcastically.
"Shut up and help me!" Kai ordered astried pulling the chainsaw from the counter but it was stuck.
He looked behind him, and over half of the room was now covered in fire.
"All of this just for a blueprint," Tala said to Kai.
They were running out of time.
TO BE CONTINUED
EAMR: Yes, I know I'm very evil, but cliff hangers are da bomb. Oh and this time I have devised an evil plan of my own. I need at least five reviews before I post the next chapter. Muahaha!I am the spawn of evil!
Tala: You're not the spawn of evil
Kai: No, you're retarded
EAMR: You guys are mean! But that doesn't matter, I've got yet another evil idea. pulls out radio(or boombox in other places) Ha! You'll never live through this!
Tala: Wow, a radio...great
EAMR: Oh, you haven't seen the worst yet pushes 'play' and Backstreet Boys start playing
Kai & Tala: Oh god no! Make it go away! It burns us!
EAMR: Muahaha, I thought so
Kai & Tala: We hate you! You're Satan!
EAMR: Thank you :D Now say it and I'll turn it off
Kai & Tala: Review please so we can live!
EAMR: Yes, I know I'm very evil, but cliff hangers are da bomb. Oh and this time I have devised an evil plan of my own. I need at least five reviews before I post the next chapter. Muahaha!I am the spawn of evil!