Tala: What the freak is wrong with you!

EAMR: What?

Kai: Why the hell do you take so freaking long to update!

EAMR: Oh, so you like the story?

Tala: Hell no, we just wanna see if we live or not

EAMR: Thanks guys, seriously

Kai: No problem, now hurry up!

EAMR: Fine, fine. Here ya go!

Chapter 6:

Take Over the World Mayhem

"Kai Hiwatari and Tala Valcov, come out with your hands up" said the helicopter guy.

The boys gathered as many things as they could and ran upstairs to prepare to fire.

Kai dashed up the stairs with Tala and got up against his dresser, peeking around the corner of the dresser.

The helicopter was standing right there outside the window.

"Tala, Maneuver 121" Kai said to Tala, who was lying under the bed.

"What's Maneuver 121?" he asked.

"YOU BUFFOON! MANUVER 121 IS WHERE YOU SNEEK UP AND OPEN THE WINDOW!" Kai shouted.

"Ohhhhhhhh, Ok Kai" he said with a smile.

Hobbes rolled up into a ball and rolled towards the window, unnoticed. Kinda like on double-0-nine. "OK, now take the paper clip with the string attached to it, and throw it up so it latches onto the handle of the window!" Kai whispered.

"What paperclip with the string attached to it?" Tala whispered back.

Kai looked on his bedside table across the room and saw the paperclip with the string attached to it.

"TALA! I TOLD YOU TO GRAB IT YOU MORON!" Kai screamed to Tala.

The guy in the helicopter heard Kai scream.

"He's in his room, prepare to fire missile #1!" screamed the helicopter guy.

"Oh great job Kai, he heard you. I knew you would pay for calling me names one day. I knew it." Tala said sticking out his tongue.

"Tala, quit telling me you told me so and get ready to fire," Kai ordered with a glare.

Tala opened the window and they both grabbed all of the things they were prepared to throw.

"TALA, DON'T THROW MY MOM'S CHINA LAMP! SHE'LL KILL US!" Kai screamed.

'LAUNCHING MISSLE IN 5," said the helicopter.

"KAI, FORGET ABOUT KNOCKING THE HELICOPTER OUT OF THE SKY AND TAKE COVER!" Tala demanded.

They ran over and hid in Kai's closet.

"LAUNCHING MISSILE IN 4," said the helicopter.

"This is it buddy, we're done for," said Kai to Tala as they sat, cramped, in the back of the closet.

"WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET UP THERE!" screamed Kai's mom.

"NOTHING MOM!" he answered.

"LAUNCHING MISSLE IN 3, 2, 1" said the helicopter.

"THIS IS IT!" screamed Hobbes.

Then, there was a loud explosion.

Kai and Tala were wincing, waiting for the missile to hit them.

Nothing happened.

There was a loud crash, and they got out of the closet.

They looked out the window and saw the remains of the helicopter on the driveway.

"What just happened?" a puzzled Kai asked.

Then suddenly, there was a barrage of bullets flying at them.

"TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!" screamed Tala and they both jumped right under the bed.

"What was that?" asked Kai.

Tala peeked his head out from under the bed and saw another helicopter, but this one was different.

It was painted as if it looked like a helicopter made out of school loose leaf paper.

It had math facts all over it, and in big red letters it said MT.

"OH MY GOODNESS IT'S MRS. THOMSON!" screamed Tala.

And both Kai and Tala were peeking their heads out.

"THAT'S RIGHT BOYS!" screamed Mrs. Thomson, as she poked her head out of the helicopter.

"Oh great, now 3 people are fighting for control of the world" said Kai with a pout.

"NOT JUST 3 BOYS, BUT 4!" screamed Mrs. Thomson, and another helicopter came in.

It was covered in detention slips, and had a big SPTL in black letters.

"WE HAVE 4 PEOPLE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed Mr. Spittle, as he poked his head out of the helicopter.

Then there was a loud, creaky voice that said "NOT JUST 4, BUT FIVE!" screamed their gym teacher, flying in his helicopter, which was covered in sports sayings such as "There is no crying in baseball" and "We're gonna play a nice game of DODGEBALL".

"Oh great, now my psycho gym teacher is here," the boys thought.

"NOT JUST 4 PEOPLE, BUT 6!" came another voice.

"Okay, This whole 'not just' people thing is getting annoying" said Tala with a blank expression.

Another helicopter came in, and Kai's mom and dad were in it.

The Crazy Art Teacher came in flying in her helicopter.

"NOW I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher.

"No, I'm gonna take over the world!" Mrs. Thomson exclaimed.

"No, we're gonna take over the world" said Kai's mom and dad.

Then, before anyone knew it, there was a war of helicopters firing their missiles saying "I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD!"

"Wow, my plan to take over the world has all the adults fighting over who's going to take over the world" said Kai.

"While their occupied, why don't we go get the Martians and take over the world?" Tala asked.

"Good idea," Kai replied.

They went downstairs and saw something shocking.

Now the Martians were having a war with themselves.

There were snowballs and laser blasts flying everywhere.

"RUN TO THE KITCHEN!" Kai ordered.

But Tala wasn't listening; he began fighting on the purple Martians' side in the war.

"My gosh, and I thought I was the violent, war happy freak! Now there are to wars going on in my house and right outside my house. SWEET! My living room and driveway are going to be historical places!" Kai exclaimed with a grin.

He ran into his mom and dads room and turned on the TV, and saw his house with all the helicopters fighting outside it.

"Here, at this very house, there are two wars going on. One against almost all the responsible adults in this city and the other between purple and green Martians. This is indeed, a historical day and place," said the reporter.

"And now, a war has broke out in Washington DC, and all of the other capitals of the world. The reason, because everyone wants to take over the world," the reporter added.

"Wait, something just came to me, I want to take over the world!" the reporter exclaimed, and she jumped into the news van, pushed a button, and some helicopter blades popped out of the top and she was in the battle.

"This is weird. Now everyone wants to take over the world, and I'm just sitting here on my mom and dad's bed watching it all happen. I BETTER GO GET FIGHTING!" screamed Kai.

Kai: What the hell!

EAMR: What now?

Tala: That's so retarded

EAMR: Thank you

Kai: I meant that in a bad way

EAMR: Oh I know :D

Kai & Tala: Freak