Kai: What the freak? Why is Johnny in here?
EAMR: You'll see
Tala: What does Johnny have to do with any of this?
EAMR: You'll see
Kai: Do I get to hurt Johnny?
EAMR: YOU'LL FREAKIN SEE!
Kai: Okay, okay. Jeez
Chapter 7:
Johnny
Kai jumped into his cardboard box, and he pushed the war mode button.
Missile launchers popped out of the sides, a jet popped out of the back, he had to machine guns on the bottom, and he had a license plate that said '6+6 IHATEMATH'.
Kai's cardboard box was lifted into the air, and the steering wheel popped out.
Kai put his goggles on and flew through the window, shattering it.
He pushed the machine gun button, and knocked down the already, pre-damaged, gym teacher's helicopter.
He was knocking down all of the helicopters.
"Man, I'm dominating the battlefield" Kai said with a dark smile as he gunned down another helicopter.
After almost all of the helicopters were down, Kai shouted, "I WIN, I'M THE CHAMPION", but he was interrupted.
"Hello Kai" said Mariah, in her helicopter.
Her helicopter was covered in pink with pictures of hearts, kittens,and bunnies.
The machine guns popped out of the side, and she put her hands on the triggers.
Kai did the same.
"Your going down Mariah," Kai said to himself as he narrowed his eyes.
Before Kai nailedMariahwith his missiles, there were heart shaped bullets covering his cardboard box with holes.
"AAAHHHHH!" Kai screamed.
His cardboard box was going into a nose dive.
It crashed right into the ground.
After a few seconds Kai came out of the twisted, burning wreckage.
He pulled out his emergency bazooka, and pointed it right at Mariah's helicopter.
He pushed the trigger, and nailed the bottom of her helicopter.
The helicopter was struggling to stay in the air but then Kai was covered in a net.
He was being picked up into the air.
He looked up and saw another helicopter.
It had pictures of chess pieces and math facts all over it.
It was the new kid (who was a nerd), Johnny.
Kai pointed the bazooka at the helicopter, pushed the trigger, but it was out of rockets.
"DARNIT!" screamed Kai.
He was carried into the helicopter and there stood Johnny.
"Oh, Kai, great for you to join us," Johnny said with a dark smirk.
"Guards, throw him in the back with the others!" he ordered.
Two muscular men lifted up a hatch door and threw Kai in.
Kai struggled to get out, but the door was slammed shut.
He looked around the dark room, and heard whispering.
Then, there was a bright flash of light, and it dimmed.
He could see a boy holding a lamp, which he had just lit.
"Hey everybody look, it's Kai," said the boy.
These were all kids either in his class or in his neighborhood.
Then he looked behind him and saw all of the Martians, along with Tala.
The hatch door was opened again, and someone else was thrown in.
It was Mariah.
Then, the door was opened again and all of the adults were thrown inside.
It seemed as if this place could hold a lot of people.
"Kai, you're here!" said his parents with smiles.
"Yeah, and we need to figure out away to get out," he stated.
"YEAH!" everyone else shouted enthusiastically.
The hatch door opened again, and Johnny peeked in.
"You know I can here every word you say. And besides, there is no way this door can be opened from the inside. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Johnny said evilly.
Kai threw a pebble at Johnny, hitting him square in the face.
"OW! That hurt" Johnny said rubbing his head but he was immediately tackled by Kai.
Kai had already thought of a plan.
Johnny laid on the floor, and Kai went over and started fighting the guards.
"I NEED BACKUP!" Kai yelled but everyone was already emptying the hatch.
Once everyone was out, they threw Johnny in there and slammed the door shut.
All of the kids ran and began jumping onto the guards and Kai got on one's head and covered his eyes.
The guard ran into the wall, and Kai jumped off.
The guard had sparks coming out of him, and suddenly opened up.
It was a robot with one of Johnny's nerdy friends, Tyson.
Kai went over, opened the hatch door, and threw Tyson inside.
He looked back at the other guard, but he was already on the ground and someone was carrying the nerdy kid over.
They slammed the door shut.
Then Kai thought.
How about all of the kids take over the world?
He looked over at the adults, and all of the other kids had the same idea.
"ATTACK THE ADULTS!" Kai ordered and all of the kids tried to pin the parents down.
Once the adults were pinned down, the kids carried them over to the hatch.
Kai opened the door and all of the adults were thrown inside.
What if I took over all of the kids? I'll do that later, once we take over the world first.
"WAIT! What about the Martians?" he asked.
Everyone pointed out of the window and Kai looked out.
"SEND DOWN THE NET AND GET THEM!" screamed Kai.
One kid pushed the net button, and all of the Martians were captured.
"NOW LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed all of the kids as Kai laughed manically.
Kai: Man, I'm kicking ass!
Tala: Where am I in all of this? I was only mentioned once
EAMR: Oh trust me Tala, you'll like the outcome from this situation
Kai: But this is about me!
EAMR: Actually it's about both of you
Kai: But it's called KAI's plan to take over the world. Not TALA's plan to take over the world
Tala: You're just jelous. EAMRlikes me better
Kai: Psh, like I care. I just want to be the main character
EAMR: Man, and I thought we were starting to become friends
Kai: You wish