Chapter 8:
Overthrowing the Kid Empire
Kai sat in the helicopter as the kid empire flew to the White House. He was plotting his rule over the world.
Once I overthrow the Kid Empire, I will force every world leader to bow down to me.
What Kai didn't know, is that all of the other kids were planning their reign over the world as well.
They landed at the White House, and almost instantly, every kid on that helicopter was fighting to rule the world.
Kai pulled out Johnny's 'Into the Hatch Gun 3000.5' and shot everyone that got in his way.
Kai ran over to the side over to the side of the White House, and hid behind the bushes.
He looked out into Washington DC, and saw the most unbelievable scene.
While Washington DC was being destroyed by its own country, it was also being invaded by other countries.
This was almost the second Civil War. But this time, all of the other countries saw the weakness of the US as it was fighting, and decided to take over it.
Kai forgot about all his worries about taking over the world, and thought up a way to save the US.
First, Kai had to get inside the president's room.
He ran back over to the helicopter, dodging all the vaporizer blasts flying at him.
He began pulling out the rope that was used to lower the net, and then began gnawing the rope with his teeth.
"PLAUGH! -Spit- -spit-" said Kai, after his was finished gnawing the rope.
He ran back over to the bushes, and tied a rock to the rope.
He threw the rock at the president's window, shattering it.
Kai covered his head as the glass fell to the ground.
He tugged on the rope, making sure it was secured on something.
On the other end of the rope, the president was hanging on to the rock.
"It's an intruder" said the president, who was still brainwashed from the Crazy Art Teacher.
Kai looped the rope around his jeans' belt loop, put his feet up against the wall, and began climbing up the wall.
Kai was up about 30 feet, which could probably kill him. Then, the president let go of the rope, causing Kai to fall.
"AAAAHHHHH!" screamed Kai, but then, right before Kai hit the ground, the rock got caught on the secretary's desk, holding him up.
"That was a close one," said Calvin with a heavy sigh of relief as he continued climbing.
He finally made it into the president's room, and saw the president standing right there, holding a gun.
"Now put your hands up," said the paranoid president.
"You know other countries are invading the US right now?" Kai asked.
"No duh! Why do you think I have a gun for my protection?" the president answered.
"Well you need to inform the whole country," he stated.
"Do you know how much craziness that will cause?" the president asked.
"Well that's a risk we're gonna have to take," said Kai.
"Forget it," the president replied.
Plan A had failed Kai.
'I wonder were Tala is,' thought Kai.