Chapter 9:
King Tala of thePeanut Butter Slaves
"Hey kid, look, we don't have to worry about any terrorists taking over our country. Just look at this guy!" said the president.
There sat Tala in a throne, and he was waving to everyone on the TV.
A reporter came on saying, "We have new ruler in this world, and his name is Tala Valcov. To everyone, he just looked like a normal, stupid, red-headed kid, but after he won the war of the Martians, he went on to greatness by ruling over the country."
"Oh jeez, I can't believe my best friend would actually rule the world one day," Kai said to himself in disbelief.
"Well, I guess my job is over!" said the president, and he ripped off his suit, so he was only wearing pajamas.
He sat down in his seat and drank some coffee and opened up a box of doughnuts.
A group of reporters and camera men burst through the door of the president's room, and he was now on the TV.
"So Mr. President, what do you have to say about the new world ruler?" asked one of the reporters.
"Well, my job is over. So if you see, I am just relaxing now. All of the problems are that kids shoulders, not mine," said the president as he leaned back in his large chair.
"What do you think the world will become with the new world ruler?" asked one of the reporters.
"Oh well, I don't know. And right now I don't care," he answered opening a fresh box of donuts.
All of the reporters turned around to their camera men and said "Well that's what our "careless" president has to say about the new world ruler."
Interviewers were going crazy, asking Tala millions of questions.
"So Tala, what is your title going to be?" asked one of the reporters.
"Well, I was thinking Babe Magnet, but I thought that wouldn't appeal to our male people, so I have decided to be called KING TALA OF THE PEANUT BUTTER SLAVES!" said King Tala.
"Why of the peanut butter slaves?" asked another reporter.
"Because I have decided that each day, every person of the world will have to make me a meal with peanut butter in it, or else they will be put in jail," Tala answered simply.
Everyone gasped.
"Well, what will happen to all of the businesses of the world?" asked another reporter.
"I have decided to destroy all of the businesses and have a selected few for each country to be the owners of the Peanut Butter Slaves" said Tala.
"And who are these few going to be?" asked another reporter.
"Well I have some names" said King Tala.
Kai was watching the TV from the president's room.
"Oh phew! At least I am going to be an owner," Kai said with a laugh.
"Ok, Hilary Tatibana and all of the girls in Kai's class because I think they are pretty..." said King Tala.
"WHERE AM I? I thought I would be first on the list!" Kai screamed furiously.
"Kai's mom and dad, who are so caring of Kai...," said King Tala.
"He said my name two times in their, but none of them were appointing me as an owner," Kai said with his mouth open.
"Mrs. Thomson, who teaches so many children the joy of school...," he added.
"MRS THOMSON?" screamed Kai.
"Settle down kid, you'll be on there," said the president as he chomped on another donut.
"The president and all of the other important leaders except ones who have to do with terrorism," said King Tala
"And last, all the girls of the world," said Tala, finishing his list.
"I'M NOT ON THERE!" screamed Kai.
"THAT'S IT. I'M STARTING A RIOT" he added angrily.
Kai ran out of the White House, and made a sign.
"DOWN WITH THE POWER, UP WITH ME! DOWN WITH THE POWER, UP WITH ME!" screamed Kai, but then he was nailed by a water balloon thrown by a girl.
"I LIKE OUR NEW WORLD RULER, HE'S ACTUALLY NICE TO US GIRLS!" screamed the girl who threw the water balloon.