Rufus, The Lion-Visaged
A/N This is an interesting song that I wrote. It's to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindear. A 1-shot song. Quite good for a laugh! And for all of you who dont remember who Rufus is he's the guy who replaced Fudge as Minister Of Magic. So read, review and enjoy!
Rufus,
the lion-visaged
Had a quite determined look
That's why they
made him Min'ster
After Corny got the hook
Voldy
and all his minions
Struck at those whom they disliked
Rufus
said, "I will stop him
When I jail Stan Shunpike."
At
the Burrow, Christmas Eve,
Rufus came to say,
"Harry,
you're the Chosen One -
Won't you be my hired gun?"
Now
see Harry defyin'!
That's cause he is Dumble's man.
"You
may look like a lion,
But it's clear you're no Aslan!"
So what do you think? Yes it's pretty crazy but oh well! Now review!