Harry Potter
and the
Melting Ice Cream
BY: RONALD WEASLEY
(Alicia Martin)
On the Hogwarts grounds eating Ice cream only Ron is eating a hot dog with a spoon
Harry: Ron why are you eating a hot dog... with a spoon?
Ron: ANDREA MADE ME!
Andrea: So what Im eating ice cream with a fork
Hermione: Merlins beard!
Harry: what?
Hermione: My ice cream its... its... MELTING!
Ron: what are we going to do!
Andrea: Lets go swimming!
Hermione: no
Andrea: DAMN IT!
Percy comes in with dementors after him
dementors: We will get you and harry's urges!
Percy: You will never catch me! I will one day rule hogwarts!
Harry: Poor Percy he's still going mad they should put him in phsyco hospital
Ron: poor you harry you get urges
Andrea: HELLO! HERMIONE'S ICE CREAM!
Ron: what about it?
Andrea: IT'S MELTING!
Harry: Oh... right... er... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!
Hermione: THEIRS NOTHING WE CAN DO MY ICE CREAM IT'S FINISHED!
Ron: wait a minute... I've got a plan!
Voldemort: oh harry do get urges?
Harry: NO! why do... wait your not suppose to be in this episode!
Voldemort: oh right... hem hem... what can I do for you children that im suppose to kill but
im not going to?
Hermione: You think you could fix my ice cream?
Voldemort: why?
Ron: Because her ice cream its... its... its melting! starts sobbing
Voldemort: and... is that a crime?
All (children): yes!
Voldemort: hmm... Avadcadabera!
Andrea: that didn't do anything... YOU SHOULD DIE! pulls out swords
Harry: Andrea no... we need to go to some else
Ron: TO HIGHROAD'S HUT!
Hermione: don't you mean hagrid
Andrea: to hagrid's hut!
to hagrids hut
Harry: bangs on door HAGRID! WE NEED YOU!
Hagrid: what's the problem with yeh
Andrea: Hermione's ice cream is melting
Hagrid: what is ice cream?
Andrea: runs off NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!
Hagrid: you know what you could do to make that ice cream better?
Andrea: in back round AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ron: what?
Hagrid: there ya go
Harry: a cherry... a cherry...
Hermione: my ice cream is in trouble and you give me A FLIPPIN CHERRY! joins Andrea AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ron: Er... hagrid do you have anything else beside a cherry?
Hagrid: why don't you go visit Percy in the crazy hospital see what he can do. Harry do you get urges?
Andrea and Hermione: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE GOING TO A CRAZY HOSPITAL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PEOPLE ARE ASKING HARRY IF HE GETS URGES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ron: TO THE LAZY HOSPITAL!
Harry: don't you mean crazy?
Andrea: NO! NOT THE CRAZY HOSPITAL! IT SCARES ME!
at the crazy hospital
Front desk ladie: who are you here to see
Hermione: Percy Weasley
Front desk ladie: you mean the one who wants to take over hogwarts?
Ron: yes
Front desk ladie: OMG! Then you guys need to wear these!
Harry: jump suites? And spandex?
Front desk ladie: yes! Do you know how dangerous he is?
Andrea: yes because he's crazy and he used to be smart!
Front desk ladie: ok off you go... by the way harry, do you get urges?
Andrea: AHHHHHHHHH! NOT THOSE URGES AGAIN!
Harry: no
Harry in blue, Hermione in green, Ron in pink, Andrea in red, and the ice cream in a navy blue
jump suite bowl
Ron: I look ridiculous
Andrea: Ron looks ridiculous
Ron: I wish Andrea would notice me
Andrea: I wish Ron would notice me and the ice cream
Ron: ... sweet
Andrea: I wish Hermione's ice cream would stop melting
Ron: I hope Andrea still loves me
Andrea: Did I feed Hidalgo this morning?
Ron: Percy has gone mad
Andrea: I'd rather be fighting in a war
Ron: I wish I could fly
Andrea: I want hug
Ron: this hospital scares me
Andrea: maybe I can get Ron to give me a hug
Ron: the people here look like hobos...
Andrea: My minion give me a hug
Ron: ... and hillbillies
Andrea: DANG IT!
Harry: here we are
Hermione: crazy one... I mean Percy HELP MY ICE CREAM!
Percy: why? will it help me have hogwarts domination?
Andrea: sure... um... how do we stop it from melting?
Percy: hold on let me speak whale to it. It might help okay ready
all(children): no!
Percy: to bad... MOOWHAAA WHHAAA WHAAA MOOOOOOWAAAAOOOOAAAA
Ron: ya done?
Percy: yes
Harry: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Andrea: YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALL YOU DID WAS SOUND LIKE A DEAD MOOSE!
Percy: you know who you should go to... Willy Wonka... he's a genius... he'll stop your ice cream from melting. Harry do you get urges?
Harry: no... AND STOP IT ITS ANNOYING!
Ron: TO FRILLY LWANKA'S FATORY!
Andrea: don't you mean Willy Wonka's factory
Ron: er.. Right... TO WILLY WONKA'S FACTORY!
at willy wonka's factory
Harry: burst through the door MR WONKA WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
They see Fred and George as ompa-lupas
Andrea: OMG! Fred... George your orange! OMG! WE MUST BE IN ANOTHER CRAZY HOSPITAL!
Ron: what happen?
Harry: They got orangeodidides!
Hermione: RUN AWAY! SAVE THE ICE CREAM!
Andrea: run around in circles and scream!
everybody runs around in circles and screams
Fred and George: Wait!
Harry: OMG! They're talking to us!
Ron: lets poke em with a stick
Andrea pokes Fred with a stick
Fred: Hey! Stop poking me with the stick!
Andrea: You like it I named it Alfred
George: what? Anyway... we do not have orangeodidides
Fred: we're ompa-lumpa's
Hermione: your what?
Harry: you herd 'em there ompa-lumpas...
Ron: wait I thought you were working at your joke shop
George: we are but this is for extra money
Andrea: that's great... but cant you see we have a life in our hands!
Fred: you mean the ice cream
Ron: yes
George: what about it?
Andrea: ITS MELTING! starts sobbing
Fred: is that a crime?
Harry: YES! Can you just get us willy wonka?
George: sure
Fred: MR. WONKA! WE HAVE AN ICE CREAM PROBLEM!
George: by the way Harry do you get urges?
Andrea: what is it with people and your urges harry?
Harry: well you know people these days they're big piles of
willy wonka comes in
Willy Wonka: hey we don't use language like that in front of ompa-lumpas now do we?
Ron: it's the father of all chocolate, Andrea lets bow down to him and say " we're not worthy"
Andrea: OKAY!
gets on the floor and starts bowing
Willy Wonka: good morning star shine the earth says hello... oh ... I mean what seems to be the problem?
Hermione: My ice cream its meting... can you save it?
Willy Wonka: ew... who wants melted ice cream Fred, George stop asking harry about his urges and come take Hermione to the ice cream room
Fred: why not just take the bowl and not Hermione
Willy Wonka: because this little girl needs to know how to prevent her ice cream from melting and share it with her little friends.
Andrea: whispers to the others he called us little I find that very offensive
Willy Wonka: what did you say
Andrea: er... chewing gum is really gross. chewing gum I hate the most
Willy Wonka: good girl into the glass elevator
Andrea runs into it
Andrea: IM OKAY! Escapee hmm sounds filmiliar it sounds like the word escape
Ron: er... okay
Harry: TO THE LICE FREE ROOM!
Willy Wonka: ew... who wants lice in their ice cream?
Ron: TO THE ICE CREAM ROOM!
at the ice cream room... or so I thought
Willy Wonka: okay this room will keep Andrea Harry and Ron busy
Andrea: OMG! It's the eatable room!
Ron: everything in this room is eatable even the Ompa-lumpa's, but that my dear harry is called Ompalizum
Harry: which is frowned upon in lumpaland
Andrea: well you know what we do?
Harry: no.. I don't what we do
Andrea: just keep eating... just keep eating... just keep eating... eating eating until you get fat fat fat.
Ron: ah ah ah I love to eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttttt eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt
Harry: ok...
Ron: hey Mr. Wonka are the tubes coming in today?
Willy Wonka: no if you want you can swim in the chocolate just make sure you wear a wet suite
Andrea dives in w/ wet suite on
Willy Wonka: This way trag-o-nee
Hermione: its Hermione
WW: Welcome to the ice cream room every ice cream in this room is eatable. Even the ice cream in my pocket is eatable but that my dear traboney is called pocket-o-ism.
Hermione: oh... well its Hermione... and CAN YOU FIX MY ICE CREAM BEFORE IT ACTUALLY GOES KABOOM!
WW: Kaboom ice cream... oh that's good... that's really good...
Hermione: sighs
WW: okay now what im going to do is add chocolate frogs, butterbeer, and everlasting gobstoper juice and then we wait forty-five minutes
Hermione: sighs again
Meanwhile...
Harry in pink, Ron in red, and Andrea in black wet suites
Harry: I feel like an idiot
Ron: Harry looks like an idiot
Harry: I wish Willy Wonka would notice me...
Ron:... Bloody Hell
Harry: so I can show him the ways to make a pumpkin pasty
Ron: that's what I thought.
sighs
Ron: Andrea looks hott in black
Harry: Hermione looks good when she's worried about her ice cream
Ron: I want some ice cream that doesn't melt
Harry: this grass taste great
Ron: I wonder if I can get harry to get me ice cream that doesn't melt
Harry: moos
Ron: Alfred! Get me ice cream that won't melt
Harry: moooove over mother
Hermione and WW come in
WW: what did I say about earlier... mister
Andrea: wow! That was forty five minutes... who knew
WW: well I have saved your ice cream fluer-rimy
Hermione: ITS HERMIONE AND YOU SHOULD DIE! pulls out Andreas swords
Andrea: HERMIONE! NO! We have to take it out on someone else
Harry: why were going to kill him
Hermione: cause he keeps saying my name wrong
Ron: but he saved your ice cream
Andrea: you know what let's go kill someone else anyway
WW: Good idea
WW leads them to front door
WW: now good bye my dear children... oh and by the way harmanie you can tell those three behind you but not anybody else... vote for pedro.. Good bye closes door
Hermione: sighs you know what im not even going to say anything I'm just going to kill Snape
Ron: why?
Andrea: because he's an evil man!
Harry: sounds great to me
at Hogwarts
Snape: I am Snape the potions master and im not happy about it
Hermione: ready lets kill him!
the four of them have bow and arrows and shots snape
Snape: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Harry do you get urges? AHHHHHHHH! continues
Andrea: grrrr... whatever you do don't answer!
Harry: Snape... Snape... SNAPE!
Snape: AHHHH! Yes?
Harry: you can drop dead now
Snape: right... drops dead
Ron: whoa! Is he dead?
Hermione: I don't know lets poke him with Alfred (the stick)
Andrea pulls Alfred (the stick) out and pokes snape with it
Alfred: poke... poke... poke... poke
hears sirens
Harry: OMG! IT'S THE PO PO
Hermione: no its not its dumbeldore
Ron: OMG! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Andrea: EVERYBODY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND SCREAM
runs around in circles and screams... again
Dumbeldore: what are doing?
Harry: running around in circles screaming
Dumbeldore: why is snape on the ground?
Ron: he's sleeping
Dumbeldore: why does he have arrows in him?
Hermione: because... an Ompa-lumpa got him
Dumbeldore: that sounds fine to me
Andrea: would you like to joins us screaming and running around in circles
Dumbeldore: oh why not
runs around in circles and screams... again... again
THE END!