D0A4'S: Battle Of The Retards
Round 2: Ayane Vs. Hayate
Ayane walked out of the ramen shop very full and happy. She decided to take the shortcut through an alleyway to get to her apartment. Ayane was whistling to herself as she walked down the steep, dark, wet alley. A tall masculine figure followed her silently. Ayane was still being herself not knowing that the man was creeping closer to her. She stopped and looked down at her shoes. Ayane bent down to tie her shoes.
"Can't have myself trip now." Ayane hummed. She stood up and went her merrily way. The figure was just behind her and it wrapped its arms around Ayane's waist.
"Oh god it has to be a rapist…." Ayane thought to herself. Even though she was a ninja these kind of situations made her freeze. The figure turned her around to face it and Ayane couldn't make out who the person was. The figure made a swift move and kissed her full on the lips. Ayane's heart beated really fast and as soon she felt some tongue she boosted up enough courage to kick it in the groin.
"Owww….Damn Ayane that really hurt." The voiced strained grabbing its special place.
"Who the hell are you?" Ayane asked nervously.
"It's me…." A familiar voice answered.
"And that would be?"
Suddenly a flash of huge light came from behind the person and giant letters illuminated from the sign. The person jumped in front and did a dramatic pose.
"I AM….. YOUR DEAREST HAYATE-SAMA!" Hayate boomed. A bunch of fireworks exploded behind him.
"Oh….Hayate….HAYATE! OH GOD NO, NOT YOU!" Ayane screamed. She tried to scramble off but Hayate jumped from his pose and landed right on top of her shoulders.
Ayane looked like she was giving him a piggy ride. She looked both ways to see that Hayate's legs were wrapped around her neck and she screamed.
"OH GOD GET IT OFF ME!" Ayane tripped on a small kitten and fell face flat.
"But dearest Ayane-Chan, It's me your half-brother." Hayate cooed near her ear.
"AHHHHHHH!" Ayane pushed him off and tried crawling away.
"Ayane pleeeeaaasseee come back…" Hayate purred seductively. He mimicked Ayane and crawled at a faster pace towards her.
"NOOOO STAY AWAY YOU SICK BASTARD! I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER!" Ayane tried crawling faster but Hayate latched on her leg snuggly. He moved himself forward so that he was on top of her.
"Ayane….please just this once." Hayate continued purring while caressing Ayane's cheek.
"OH GOD THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT!" Ayane squealed.
A couple walked by the alleyway to watch the scene.
"Awwww… Honey well why don't you at that." The husband started.
"Young love…It reminds me of the time we met." The wife said holding onto her husband's arm. They continued watching.
"ONII-SAMA THIS ISN'T RIGHT" Ayane yelled rather loudly.
"BUT I LOOOOOVVVVEEE YOOOUUU!" Hayate said dramatically.
"STILL THIS IS WRONG!" Ayane continued while struggling to break free.
"To me this is heaven." Hayate purred softly while rubbing his face on Ayane's neck.
The couple stared shocked and disgusted.
"Honey did she just call him Onii-Sama?" The wife asked nervously.
"I think she did. OH GOD THIS IS WRONG, COME ON HONEY AND HURRY!" The husband pulled his wife away quickly and ran off.
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Ayane screeched.
"I'll make it all better love." Hayate whispered in her ear.
"AHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile, A tall dark building loomed over. Lightning crackled in the back. An evil feminine laugh boomed out. This building had a large sign across the top of it. Hayate/Ayane Fan Corp. AKA : Incest Anonymous. The evil voice laughed out again. Inside a man walked in fearfully towards a desk with a chair facing the window.
"Ummmm…Miss…We have a large order of Hayate/Ayane Lemon Fanfics that just came in and the public is demanding more than the total amount." The man said shivering.
"Excellent….The Gamers and Otakus can't get their grubby little hands of our precious treasures." The evil woman's voice echoed throughout the room.
"But Ma'am we just don't have enough.!" He answered quietly.
"Oh really…. Well then we'll just have to hire more Fans to do the writing. Even I can't get enough of these delicious Fics."
"Yes Ma'am." He stared down shaking.
Suddenly the chair turned around and there sat Kasumi smiling deviously.
"Oh and Ryu…" Kasumi started as Ryu was walking off.
"Ummmm….Yes?" Ryu turned around trying to avoid her eyes.
"Make sure the Fics are only of the hottest and most lemony quality." Kasumi smirked.
"Yes…. Ma'am."
"IT WILL BE THE MOST LEMONY LEMON SCENTED FANFIC IN THE WORLD MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kasumi roared with laughter as she jumped up on the desk.
"Of course Miss. Kasumi." Ryu started to walk out but was stopped.
"Oh Ryu please do call me master." She said calmly.
"Yes Master."
"Good Boy now come over here and lick my boots." Kasumi smirked.
Back in the alleyway-
Ayane struggled as Hayate still laid on top of her. Hayate looked down at her and smiled seductively.
"Ayane…..please stay still." Hayate said in a whiny voice.
" HELL NO!" Ayane squirmed underneath. This was the worst day of her life. Suddenly she felt Hayate's pelvis thrust on her. Ayane froze instantly.
"Ayane….pleeeeaaasseee." Hayate continued his little phase.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ayane couldn't take it any longer. She pushed Hayate off with full force and ran towards the street. She dodged all the traffic and ran towards her apartment building. She raced up the stairs took her keys and unlocked the door. Ayane slammed it shut locked it heavily again and ran towards her bedroom. She got in her bed and hid under the covers looking fearfully around her room. Ayane sighed with relief only until she felt a strong build lay on top of her. Hayate's face popped out from under the covers. He smiled playfully.
"Frisky are we." He cooed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Ayane jumped from the covers and ran off full speed to the street. As she ran she heard a voice behind her.
"AYANE MY KOIBITO COME BACK!" Hayate yelled running after her.
"Oh god he's gaining on me! What do I do!"
"Aha the old parking lot!" Ayane ran towards the lot and sat down to rest.
"He'll …never find me here." Ayane panted.
"Ohhhhhh wampaku imoto-san
"Oh god no….it can't be." Ayane muttered. She looked up and saw Hayate leaning in a sexy pose against a car only a few feet away. Hayate winked at her.
"Did you really think you could escape me my little pet?" Hayate started walking over stripping off his clothes.
"This is it I'm going to lose my innocence to my own brother." Ayane shut her eyes tight and waited for the worst.
All of a sudden out of nowhere a semi-truck ran over him. It was a familiar truck. The name BASS was scrawled in metal on the front. Bass jumped out and looked at the front of his truck.
"I mus've run over the lil feller. But jus look ere on the fron of mer truck. Git 'is bleerd all over mer fron." Bass muttered in a southern accent. ( To tell you the truth I do not know any country slang so please forgive me.)
Ayane blinked a few times and started walking off. A voice came out of nowhere.
"WINNER!"
"Well I guess that was a match against my brother and I won." Ayane shrugged and went back to her place. She was tired.
Unbeknownst to Ayane a tanned arm lifted out of the ground behind her.
Meanwhile At Incest Anonymous.
"MA'AM FLAMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WHAT DO WE DO?" Ryu panicked.
"Damn those vile rabid Fangirls. They won't stop until they have Hayate back to life." Kasumi muttered.
"Huh?" Ryu looked up at the CEO.
"Do you know what this means Ryu?" Kasumi looked at him sternly.
"No Master, What?"
"IT MEANS WE HAVE TO GET CHILD'S INNONCENCE TO WRITE A SEXY ROUND THREE OF AYANE VS. HAYATE!" Kasumi said pointing to the dark corner of her office.
"I see you're predicament." I said coming out of the shadows in a cat suit.( It's a fancy of mine )
"I'm begging you write a Round 2 PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!" Kasumi said through sobs.
"Now, now, no groveling. I will ensure a round 3 in a HOTTER, SEXIER WAY!"
"THANK YOU! WE THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Kasumi chocked words while bowing low on the ground.
"I must be off! EARTH , WIND , AND FIRE BACK TO THE SHIRE!" I threw a gas bomb down and disappeared.
" Now all we can do is wait." Kasumi said standing up looking down hatefully at all the flamers.
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Well I hope you liked it. And I am being serious about writing Round 3: AYANE VS. HAYATE. IT'S GOING TO BE HOTTER, SEXIER, AND A LITTLE UNCUT! WOOOOHHOOOOOOOO!