Author's Note: hehe… I guess you guys liked it : anyways.. I forgot the disclaimer cuz I was so fast to post it last time.

Disclaimer: nope… I don't own Inuyasha… But I do own a Sharpie that me sick, and inspired me to write this story …yes, a Sharpie inspired me to write. Strange as it is, its true :

Inuyasha Meets the Sharpie

Chapter Two

Munch, munch. "Hey Miroku… you think anything's happening right now?" Sango wiped the drop of watermelon juice that was threatening to fall onto her pink and green kimono.

Munch, munch, spit. "What do you mean, Sango?" he replied.

"Of course, she means Inuyasha and Kagome…" Shippo answered. "Damn, is it just me or Inuyasha and Miroku even dumber then me? They don't get anything while I do…" Shippo thought with a proud look on his face.

"Oh, those two." Miroku laughed. "With those two, their fights end just as quickly as they begin." He laughed again, imagining Inuyasha in a 6-foot pit with an enraged Kagome. But then something happened and then he had an image of a VERY angry Sango holding the Hiraikotsu over her head, threatening to crash it down VERY hard, and his laughing ceased immediately.

"Hmm? What's wrong, houshi-sama?" questioned Sango. Miroku was acting very strangely... first he was laughing and now he has a look of terror on his face. "Are you okay?"

"Oh what?" Miroku snapped back from his thoughts. "Oh nothing."

Shippo observed the two with dripping watermelon juice on his chin. "I wonder if Inuyasha can get Kagome to stay…"

Meanwhile with Inuyasha

While holding Kagome's backpack, Inuyasha though of the consequences that should follow if he would do so as open it. But then again, he thought, "To hell with her!" and his following actions defy all sensible thinking. Well, all that is what lead to now holding the long stick thing marked "Sharpie." Well... who knows what the hell a "Sharpie" can do. And who knows whether or not it's dangerous. For all inuyasha knows, it could be a threat to the feudal era! So now, he throws the Sharpie down, yanks out Tetsusaiga, and shouts Kaze no Kizu! The Sharpie cap falls off, and then… intense silence from the vengeful Sharpie and the retreating Inuyasha. It takes him a while, but finally inuyasha figures out that the Sharpie is no enemy… but little does he know what troubles it could create for him. As he approaches when he finally notices its not attacking (why didn't he just think that Kagome would never bring anything dangerous in the first place. Err, that is to say, anything dangerous to HER… Inuyasha really is just a whole different story.) and picks it up once again. He studied it from different angles, and examined everything. The top of the "Sharpie" falls off. The thing is mostly gray, and the black part is soft. It smells… oh yes it smells. Inuyasha inhaled the scent of this lovely thing, and tried to savor it. When he found he couldn't, he inhaled it again… and again… and again. Little does he know that this thing that killing oxygen and messing his brain cells, killing off the last piece of sense he had left in his thick little noggin.

Oh and sorry I take a million years to update.. im sorta lazy, as anyone who knows me can tell.. I promise ill try to update faster, and this is my somewhat christmas gift to all of you butts.. I know its not a wonderful gift or anything but it's the best I can manage on short notice.. HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!