Granting Love: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!
Sesshomaru: Granting Love doesn't own Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: BASTARD!
BOOM!
Granting Love: I love exclamation marks!
CHAPTER 5
Emily: Everyone! Get up! NOWWWWW!
Inuyasha: (stiffens and starts to shake) M-my e-e-ears
Emily: Sorry! But today we get to do two things! YAYYY! We're gong horseback riding and bowling!
Inuyasha: Do I HAVE to go deaf in the process!
Emily: If I decide so then, YES YOU DO! Ok everyone in the van!
In The Van!
Kouga: Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Yes?
Kouga: Are we there yet?
Sesshomaru: No.
Kouga: Now?
Sesshomaru: No.
Kouga: Now?
Sesshomaru: No.
Kouga: Now?
Sesshomaru: DAMN IT WOLF! NO WE ARE NOT THERE! Stop asking me!
Kouga: Fine! Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What?
Kouga: Are we there yet?
Inuyasha: Don't start!
Kouga: Start what? I'm just ask-
Sesshomaru: (knocks Kouga out)
Emily: We're here!
Sesshomaru: Thank god! Oh and thank you my woman.
Miroku: Oh yea! You can stop calling her that now.
Sesshomaru: WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO!
Miroku: Ok, ok! Gosh!
Sango: Anyone else think Sesshomaru's on drugs?
Everyone including Sesshomaru: (raises hands)
Sango: Thus proving my point
Emily: Ok everyone lets try to behave! The horses get jumpy very easily
Sesshomaru: Anything for my woman!
Emily: (eye twitches) you're a little strange
Sesshomaru: I kno!
Everyone gets on a horse except for Inuyasha, he gets a mule!
Inuyasha: NO FAIR!
Tour Guide: Sorry, but we ran out of horses
Inuyasha: Fine. Then you can ride the damned mule and I'll ride your horse!
Tori: BEHAVE INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrr…fine!
In the Woods!
Inuyasha: I heard a rustling noise!
Sesshomaru: (eye twitches) must protect my woman! Jumps off horse and does a fighting stance) I'll slay the demon! (A squirrel pops out from behind the tree) AHHHHHHHH! It's a strange demon! (Jumps on Inuyasha) HELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEE!
Inuyasha: (looks over and jumps on Miroku with Sesshomaru still in his arms) AHHHHHHHH! Miroku! Kill it! AHHHHHH!
Miroku: I'm to scared!
Emily: You've got to be kidding me! (Shoo's the animal away) It's gone
Inuyasha: (pokes his head out from behind Miroku) thank you! I thought we were going to die!
Emily: Idiots!
After the Ride!
Emily: Thank you very much sir! Ok everyone in the van! NOW!
At the bowling ally!
Blah, blah, blah! They get into a bicker fight and play 2 games. That's basically it!
Emily: VAN!
Everyone: OK!
At Emily's house!
Emily: (starts crying) ok since this is our last night then I'd like to say a few words! (Magically a podium appears and she pulls out a piece of paper from her pocket) I'd like to say that I love you guys! It's been real fun! And I'm going to miss you! Thanks you for coming!
Inuyasha: Why are you crying? This is the best night ever! Tomorrow I get to leave this hellhole!
Kagome: Sit.
BOOM!
Emily: I'm going to miss that! (Sobs into Sesshomaru's very manly chest)
Kagome: If you want I could do it again
Inuyasha: I'm in hell!
Emily: Yes please!
Kagome: Sit!
BOOM!
Inuyasha: (groans) I can't wait to get out of here!
Kagome: Sit. I can do this all nigh Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: NO! Ok, ok I'm done!
Kagome: Good!
Emily: Ok everyone get to sleep, because tomorrow is going o be lots of fun!
Granting Love: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Please and thank you!
Sesshomaru: Damn it! REVIEW! Or else I'll find you name and hunt you down!
Granting Love: Not literally! BYES!