Author: MERRY CHRISTMAS:)
"Umm…" Sakura said.
"N-N…" Hinata stammered.
"Idiots." Sasuke muttered.
"What did you just say, Uchiha?" Neji snapped.
"Idiots." Sasuke repeated.
"YOU-'
"EVERYBODY QUIT IT!" Sakura shouted, and pulled Sasuke away. "Sasuke, don't fight! And Neji, sit down."
Tenten tapped her foot impatiently. "I don't get what this scroll means at all. Is this some kind of joke?"
"It can't be a joke." Sakura said tiredly.
"I-It m-must have been put there for a r-reason…" Hinata stammered.
"Are you saying that Hinata-sama is a liar?" Neji glared at Tenten.
"N-Neji, d-don't…" Hinata bit her lip.
"I'm not saying that Hinata is a liar, I'm saying that this scroll thing could be a joke, that's all." Tenten said coolly, her eyes blazing.
Sakura could not stand the tense atmosphere anymore. "COOL IT!" She shrieked.
That got everyone's attention pretty fast.
"You're not so cool yourself, Sakura." Neji smirked. He can be a real nuisance if he wanted to.
"Shut up, Neji!" Sasuke felt as if he was going to snap. (Neji's and Tenten's bad mood were very infectious.)
"We'll just wait—' Sakura started.
SLAM! Someone had slammed the door shut.
"Hi guys!" Naruto said cheerily. "How's it going?"
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"Hi guys! How's it going?"
"Huh?" Lee and Naruto were startled. A screen had appeared on one of the walls.
"That's Sakura… And the others!" Naruto gasped.
"The look-alike is onto them now!" Lee yelped. "We gotta warn them!"
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"Naruto, you're back!" Sakura said. "Take a look at—'
"My love!" Naruto said happily and hugged her without warning.
"!" Everyone was stunned.
"What the hell is he doing?" Naruto yelled from inside the mirror.
Lee was laughing.
"My love? Oh, my God."
"Shut up!" Naruto snapped, his face turning red in embarrassment.
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"DA HELL!" Sasuke yelled, prying Naruto and Sakura apart.
Naruto blinked. "Da hell?" He repeated, then frowned.
He turned to a trembling Sasuke. "That's so vulgar, Uchiha."
"Uchiha?" Sakura said in shock. "You never call Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto! What's wrong with you?"
Naruto turned to Sakura, smiling. "Nothing's wrong with me, querida."
"QUERIDA?" Sasuke and Sakura shouted at the same time.
Naruto frowned at Sasuke, and smiled at Sakura.
"Why? What's wrong with saying it?" He asked in a sweet voice.
"N-Naruto-kun… What's wrong with you?" Hinata said, very shocked.
"Nothing's wrong with me, Hinata!" Naruto flashed a charming smile at her.
Hinata blushed.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT IDIOT?" Sasuke thundered in frustration.
"He's sick?" Tenten muttered.
Sakura, very worried now, placed a hand on Naruto's face.
"He's not hot…"
"I don't have a fever, Sakura-chan!" Naruto grinned, grabbing Sakura's hand...
"DON'T TOUCH HER, YOU FREAK!" Sasuke pushed Naruto away.
"Maybe he's under a spell…" Neji said.
"Alright! Then I'll wake him up!" Sasuke punched Naruto on the face.
Naruto didn't make a sound, but an OW! came out of nowhere, startling everyone.
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"What the heck?" Naruto grimaced, holding his cheek.
"The fake Naruto is getting punched… I think…" Lee started.
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"I… That sound… It was Naruto's voice!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But he didn't make a sound." Tenten whispered.
"Why did you hit me, Uchiha?" Naruto said softly, rubbing his face.
Sasuke frowned. That isn't his usual reaction.
He went forward and punched him again.
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"EEOOW! QUIT PUNCHING ME, SASUKE YOU IDIOT!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto." Lee held Naruto steady. "Naruto, I think what happens to that fake Naruto happens to you."
"YOU'RE JOKING!" Naruto shouted.
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"EEOOW! QUIT PUNCHING ME, SASUKE YOU IDIOT!"
"Naruto."
"Naruto, I think what happens to that fake Naruto happens to you."
"YOU'RE JOKING!"
Everyone outside heard it.
"Lee was captured, too?" Tenten said, shocked.
"I knew it! You're a fake! Where's the real Naruto?" Sasuke growled, holding Naruto by the collar.
Naruto laughed.
"YOU..!" Sasuke flung Naruto to the ground. The fake Naruto didn't make a sound, but the real Naruto yelped in pain.
"Sasuke-kun, stop!" Sakura shouted and pulled Sasuke away. "Whatever happens to that fake happens to the real Naruto, don't you see?"
"This is getting difficult." Neji said calmly.
"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata was near to tears.
"Don't worry, Hinata-sama, he'll be fine… Meanwhile—' Neji started.
Tenten nodded and threw her knives at Naruto.
WHAP.
WHAP.
WHAP.
He was pinned to the wall.
Tenten clicked her fingers and the knives changed into ropes, tying Naruto up.
"Now," She faced Sasuke and Sakura, "Can we discuss how to get Naruto and Lee out of this?"