Author's Note : You know what? Screw reviews. I don't care if anyone reviews anymore because I end up updating more and more because I just have sooo much fun writing it. I would love it if you review, because one review will make me want to update anyway.
Oh yeah, there will be some mild language and other stuff not suitable for little kiddies towards the end.
How to Keep Yourself Entertained When You Are Bored Out of Your Mind, But Luckily Having a Bunch of Stupid Gryffindors Who Are Incapable of Talking or Beating You to a Bloody Pulp In Front Of You:
Look around for useful items; it might just come in handy.
Draco walked around, trying to get the blood flowing through his legs. He walked towards chest that he saw earlier. It was an old brown wooden chest that looked like it hasn't been used for years. Brushing the dust off the chest, he grimaced as dust flew everywhere and some were on his fingers. Making sure that the chest was clean enough to put his bum on, he sat down and sighed.
Being bored was so…well, boring.
Draco let out a low whistle, and sighed. He slouched and started knocking his knuckles against the sides of the wooden chest, making a hollow knock, knock sound. Draco smirked, liking the thumping sound because it sounded like the (wizard) drums that the Weird Sisters used to play.
Draco was knocking his knuckles against the sides of the chest, making the beat to one of the Weird Sisters' songs. He bobbed his head to the tune and slightly closed his eyes, clearly enjoying himself. At the same time (while still bobbing his head), Draco shook his head from side to side, making his body move from side to side.
"Malfoy," someone said. Draco stopped knocking his knuckles and looked at whoever spoke. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all glaring at him (they seemed to be doing that a lot). Draco put his most innocent (though you can barely call Draco Malfoy innocent) face on. He looked innocently at the Golden trio he just loved to bug so much.
"---it is," Hermione stopped as the timer started.
"----getting annoying and," Ron stopped as his timer started too.
"---we have homework," Harry ended. Draco thought that they were either spending too much time together, wrote this all down so that they could cleverly say one complete sentence without any grammar mistakes, or they got too much sun.
"Okay," Draco replied and managed a small smile. Blinking confusedly, the trio shook their heads and went back to their homework muttering inaudible (literally) words under their breath.
If it (in this case, the stupid Gryffindors) said anywhere along the lines of "It is getting annoying and we're busy," then do whatever you were doing before.
Knock. Five seconds.
Knock. Draco knocked louder.
Knock. Knock. Draco started to add more and more knocks, making the beats louder and quicker. He then started shaking his head in a rock star way (especially like the guys who have long hair). He was humming horribly now (he did that on purpose though because he really does have a nice singing voice) and the trio winced every time he made a very bad note.
Finishing off with a loud and quick knock, he yelled "WOO! Thank you, thank you everybody! Oh, you're too kind! Please!" Draco put his hand over his heart and started waving to the "wild crowd" and blowing kisses.
Looking at the trio, he saw that they didn't know whether to laugh, roll their eyes, or hit him. Draco almost wanted to laugh at them because of the funny expressions on their faces.
When it has a funny expression on its face (like anger, annoyance, jealousy, laughter---don't be discouraged, that's usually a good sign…for you, at least), act innocent.
"What?" Draco asked innocently. He pouted a little, making them huff and get back to their homework.
When it doesn't do anything back to you, go back to number one or reuse whatever you were using.
Bloody hell…there's nothing to do. Draco thought. He mentally laughed when he thought what would happen if he had his voodoo mannequins (he would not call it dolls---not even for 100 galleons…maybe because he is already stinking rich) and played with Harry, Ron, and Hermione's lives.
Draco knocked again on the chest, but instead of a hollow knock, Draco heard a dull knock. Confused, Draco strained his ears and knocked on the supposedly empty chest again. There it was: a dull knock. Draco moved away from the chest and bent down towards the lock. Pulling the chest up, he found a box. He was sure that it wasn't in there before in the previous chapter.
Draco looked behind him to make sure that no one was watching him.
Nope. They were consumed in their work (Hermione on her homework, while Harry and Ron were working on drawing slash pictures involving Snape and Draco---which aren't to be described, much to your disappointment).
Draco took out the box, which was decorated in jester colors: bright blue, red, green, purple, and yellow. By the box was…Draco gasped.
When you see something you like, get it. Use it.
Draco took the things inside the chest and set them on a small table. Draco lifted the table and placed it in front of the chair where Draco poked them. Setting out the "supplies," Draco cleared his throat, trying to get their attention. Fortunately, they looked up at him and frowned.
Draco didn't know how those things got in there. All that he knew was that he was thinking of one thing, and Poof! There it was in the chest. He concluded that it was a magical (everyone rolls their eyes as they read this) chest like from Aladdin (who was actually a Squib and the Genie was really a ghost who ended up swallowing his wand. Why is the Genie blue? Maybe he was stuck inside a freaking lamp instead of the new X Box 360---not that he's complaining). It's like rubbing the lamp, except that he was rubbing the chest with his bum because he was moving from side to side.
It was weird.
After staring at the trio for five seconds, Draco went behind the box and crouched down.
"Hello. My name is Harry Potter, but you can call me the Amazing Scarhead!" Draco took out puppet!Harry and started moving him up and down. Truthfully, it looked like puppet!Harry was humping the air, but we wouldn't go into that right now.
"My name is Ron Weasley, but you can call me the Stupid Hothead!" Draco took out puppet!Ron and started moving him up and down as well, looking as if they were talking. Draco deepened his voice a little, to make Ron seem different from Harry.
"And I'm Hermione Granger, but I'm known as the Obnoxious Lunatic Extra!" Draco took out puppet!Hermione out this time and transferred puppet!Ron to the hand where puppet!Harry was. Draco used a squeaky girly voice for Hermione. The real Harry, Ron, and Hermione all had their mouths opened and they really looked like they wanted to hit Draco.
(Instead of saying puppet!Harry, I'm just going to put P. Harry instead so that it would be less confusing and easier to read. This goes out for Ron and Hermione too.)
"And we are known as, the Assholes!" P. Harry said.
"And I must say, I really do have a nice ass," P. Hermione commented herself. Hermione looked scandalized and turned red.
"I know you do, Hermione. Not that I've been staring or anything!" P. Ron said. Ron looked as if he wanted to very much throttle Draco right about now.
"Oh, Ronald!" P. Hermione made a un-Hermioneish giggle.
"Stop checking her out, Ron! You were supposed to check my ass out remember?" P. Harry pointed out.
"Oh, sorry," P. Ron said sheepishly. "You have a nice ass, Harry."
"You are such a pervert, Ron! I am never talking to you ever again!" P. Harry slapped P. Ron and humped off stage. P. Ron's shoulders sagged and he sighed.
"Hermione, what do I do? Harry told me to check out his ass and now he's mad at me! Maybe he's having that time of month, you know?" P. Ron said.
"Wait, Harry's had a sex change and he never even bothered to tell me?" Hermione said irritably. "The nerve of you boys…uhm…guys…uhhh…Ugh! I'm going to go and shag Draco right now! See you," P. Hermione huffed and went right off of the stage as well, leaving P. Ron on stage by himself.
"Is everyone having their time of months except me?" P. Ron huffed like Hermione and stalked off stage.
"What happens next?" Draco asked in a cheesy announcer voice, "Did Harry really have a sex change? Did Hermione really shag Draco? We shall know…after the break."
Author's Note : The DHr part was for SaTiNk06 and WannaBArtist came up with the puppets idea.
Here's something completely pointless and if you don't really care what I have to say, you don't have to read this. Some of the things that Draco is doing to Harry, Ron, and Hermione are either: done to me (replace the candy wrappers with erasers, wet tissues, crayons and pencils---it get sooo crazy when the teacher gets out of the classroom. So basically everyone in the room throws random stuff at everyone. Since I'm a girl, we girls are usually the main targets of the guys.), I've done to other people, just popped up randomly in my head, or someone suggested it (I will give credit at the end of every chapter though).
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