Boogie notes: Hello my pretties, such a nice day isn't it? Anyway if you're reading this for…some unknown reason, I would like to say thanks, this fic idea started off as a one shot in my head, chances are it will be a little longer then that, because I like dragging bad stories out. So far I've written a clashshipping (well soon to be clashshipping) fic, and a darkshipping fic (also soon to be…unless you count drunken sex as already being together, even though they don't actually really like each other yet...and err, ranting sorry) But ive been wanting to write a yamishipping fic, so here one is, finally, it will probably have a small dose of hikarishipping too. Enjoy.
Warnings: I suck at writing. People will probably be out of character, well not probably, I know they will be. This is slash, like everything I write, if you do not for some reason like slash /yaoi /shounen-ai / boys-on-boys Then I would advise you not to read this story, no wait…do it anyway, and send me a picture of your horrified faces. Probably rated T for potty mouthed yami's
Disclaimer: Why the fuck would the real maker of this show be writing crappy fanfics in English? Obviously I do not own YuGiOh; if I did…well lets just say I would change a few things. On with the story!
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Yami's point of view
I couldn't believe what he had just said, my own hikari, how could he, I felt betrayed. I saw my other self fidget with the hem of his shirt; he was looking at the floor purposely not looking me in the eyes. I didn't deserve this, I was a Pharaoh for fucks sake, sure I can't remember it, but even still ive saved the world from being destroyed how many times now? And this is how I'm repaid for all of my troubles, all the time I've just needlessly wasted on the people of this planet, yeah well Yuugi, next time the world is about to be plunged into darkness you can count me out of helping you.
"I'm sorry Yami, I know you're probably mad at me, but I really think it would be for the best, and only for a short time…" Your damn right I'm mad at you Yuugi, best? Ha, I know what's best for me and that is not it. I grabbed the boys chin making him look at me, starring right into the purple abyss.
"I am not in anyway going to go to therapy." I said firmly, hey don't look at me like that, I command you to stop!
"Yami I'm sorry, but you have …well you have ego problems, and if you don't go to therapy grandpa has said you can't live here anymore" How dare that evil old plotting man, me ego problems? Ha, but you know what, I'll play into they're little game, ive been bored lately anyway, I'm sure some souls sad attempts to change me will be worth going. Yuugi was starting to get more nervous, he had seen my pause, and was still well aware my hand was still on his jaw, so I let go and stepped back, regaining my composure, even if in my mind I hadn't lost it in the first place, I never do.
"Alright aibou, I'll do it, but only for a short period like you said." The once nervous face of my hikari turns into one of joy as he embraced me, aw…How can I stay mad at him? And how bad could the therapy thing be anyway.
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Bakura's point of view
I honestly don't understand what Ryou is being so fucking pissy about, first he doesn't want me in the house, so I go outside, and okay I decided I wanted to wear a fun little costume for all of the worlds pathetic mortals to see, now I'm getting yelled out for going outside like the bitch wanted me to? Ugh I hate getting this whole 'having morals' and 'not terrorizing the public' and 'don't you even have a shred of humanity' speeches from him!
"How on earth could you be so stupid Bakura?" Stupid is sort of low don't you think hikari, plus it wasn't stupid, it was well thought out! Stupid pacing hikari.
"Do you have any idea how horribly insulting that was to the locals and me!" No but I have a feeling your going to tell me anyway so I'll just sit here, glare at you and look hot, like always.
"I tell you to get out of the house, and you twist it into some horrible game to make me want to chop off my own tongue for suggesting it in the first place!" Awww he makes me sound like such a terrible person, oh wait, I am!
"Dressing up as a Nazi in the town square Bakura? You're horrible!" What's so bad about Nazi's? They had to make a living too yah know, even if it was killing off millions of innocent people. Wait a minute…
"How exactly would it be insulting to you anyway hikari?" I questioned, that obviously didn't help much since he stopped pacing and started to rub his temples before he walked over and kicked me in the leg, I would be madder if his kicks weren't that of a 7 year old girls.
"My mothers side of the family is Jewish you idiot! I've told you that a million times, and we put out a menorah for Hanukkah, what was your first clue that it wouldn't be insulting to me!" I bet I could piss him off more, but that would be cruel…heh.
"What they still have Jews around? Man last time I heard of those guys a whole bunch of slaves had run away from a past Pharaoh and were wandering around the desert, called it a promised land or some shit, looked just like sand to me." Damn I didn't know his face could get that red. Okay now to make a cover up story…
"If you didn't know Jews were still around then why did you dress up like a Nazi!" Okay I've got him pretty pissed, A normal person right now might have a conscience telling them to shut up, but seriously, if I had one of those things I wouldn't be able to do all the cool shit I do.
"I just knew they killed a whole bunch of people, and made a lot of people start bawling and shit, kind of funny really." I grinned at him, my hikari's face slowly drained of the red color and he actually smiled at me. That is probably not a good thing…
"You know Bakura, from what I've heard about your past it was pretty tragic.." I do not like where this conversation is going one bit, "It's no wonder your pretty screwed up, I know the probably didn't have it back in Egypt, but now we have people who can help people like you, turn you into a model citizen, Its called therapy, and I am going to make you go to one Bakura, its for your own good." I'm sure right about now my eyes are the size of the shrimps.
"There is no fucking way I am going to any fucking therapist, do you hear me, no fucking way so get the fuck over it!" I shouted at him, his smile just grew, that bastard!
"Now you're just cursing to cover up that fact you have issues that need to be worked out, all the more reason to get you a shrink!" I stood up taking a step towards my hikari who didn't move, hell I shouldn't have tried to make him tougher.
"There is no way you can possibly make me go!" I growled out at him.
"Oh my poor silly Bakura, I can always just take away your privilege to do things like, eat, watch the TV, and even live here. Oh and don't even think about telling me you could just go to Malik's because I can always just make him agree with me, we all know he listens to me." I hate this child…I really do. And really, Malik doesn't just listen to the boy; he dotes on him, to bad Ryou likes the Pharaoh's hikari.
Well I'm sure if it gets bad enough I can just be myself and mentally scar my shrink. I mean really, how bad could it be?
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Marik's point of view
I really fucking hate people. Right now I'm sitting on my cot, yeah that's right, a cot, because crazy people don't get beds, we get stuck down in the basement, and when there's no one home we get hand cuffed so we don't do 'bad' things. Since when did sucking out peoples souls and pushing old people down escalators become bad things! Well anyway that's why I'm down here, the pushing one, not the sucking one…I am not going to even think about that, because I'm not childish… ah who am I fucking kidding, lazily smirking in the dark on my cot I let out a deep chuckle. That's of course when I heard a door open to the basement, probably Malik; my hikari is the only one that can stand me in his family, and the rest of the world.
"Hey there psycho" It was a joking voice, meaning he had forgiven me for pushing that old chick. I heard a click as the lights came on, I would have sat up but my hands were currently handcuffed to the metal bar on my cot.
"You know I might not be literally human, but I do have to eat sometimes." The other tan boy just smiled at me nervously, that's not normally a good sign, the last time he gave me that look it was because his sweet sister tried to convince me to go to his school with him.
"What now?" I growled lowly at him, have any of these people actually thought that if they didn't treat me like a fucking animal I wouldn't hurt as many people and we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place!...See that, sometimes I try to even fool myself, but seriously, I'd probably fuck up more people if they let me out more, I just don't like Malik keeping secrets from me.
"Uh well, the cops think that if you don't want to go to prison there's a certain thing you could do, and Isis thinks it's a good idea, don't get me wrong though, I don't, they tried the same thing with me, fucking terrible.." I growled louder indicating he should just get to the point, I mean damn…I hate it when people ramble when something serious is going on, which is why I want to mutilate Anzu Masaki.
"The point is they want to stick you into therapy." I rolled my lavender eyes, that's it? I mean really, bad planning on they're part.
"I'd kill the shrink before they could ask why I was there." Malik nodded.
"That's why they're sticking you in a straight jacket and cuffing your legs together." I sat up to the best of my ability.
"They wouldn't fucking dare!" Malik just sighed at me, I should have killed the insolent bastard while I had the chance, the Pharaoh too, I'm sure I can find some way to blame this all on him, or on someone anyway, what else can someone made out of hate do?
"It's that or prison, trust me, you do not want to go there. Why not go for a few weeks then like just start acting better, then they can deem you a civilized person and we don't have to worry about this again." Letting out a soft growl I laid back into my original position.
"Fine, I'll do the fucking therapy… but only because I don't want to get stuck in some shitty prison." Hm maybe I can scare some other crazy kids into killing them self, that would be fun. No matter how bad it is it can't be worse then prison, anyway how bad could it be.
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Boogie: Well that's the sucky start of this new sucky story. But I'm glad I finally got to write a yamishipping fic, It will probably be awhile till I update this one…because face it, I'm really lazy… But I hope you enjoy it anyway. Please review! and if you dont there will be no wild and crazy monkey sex!
Oh and I must thank my wonderful Kuou, who wrote the summary against her will, I believe I actually got her partly to want to read some kinky ygo fics...Wee! pets kuou good girl.