WICT: This is Day one of Survival Island. I hope you like it because I planned this thing.
Orochimaru: This better be good.
Jiraiya: Yes, it should be.
WICT: The two have spoken, Tsunade so you do the disclaimer.
Tsunade: Fine. WICT does not own Naruto. Just Gumu and the damn island.
WICT: Good girl.
Day One
Fight til' Knockout or Surrender
They woke up and went to the common grounds (it's what I call the middle of the skacks since the shacks form a circular pattern). There were no food to eat so that means they have to look for fruits in the forest. Until...
Gumu(on PA): Attention, people. If you want food, there are two options you can have. Go to the forest and pick up fruits and berries or you can get food from the second floor of your shacks.
Naruto: What? It has a second floor!
Gumu: Yes. Didn't you know?
Lee: Actually no.
Gumu: Then look. After breakfast is the challenge, then voting out, then the departure of the eliminated. Got that?
Jiraiya: Fine. Whatever. Hey, Kakashi, I'm already thinking about wriiting Icha Icha Paradise no. 13.
Kakashi(excitedly): Really? Oh I can't wait!
Kisame: Perverts. Are you hungry, Deidara-san?
Deidara: Not really. I'm not the breakfast type of person.
Naruto(after getting 10 cupus of ramen from his bag): Yum! Ramen!
Sasuke: The dobe is embarassing himself.
Naruto: WHAT DID YOU SAY? HUH, BASTARD!
Sasuke: I said...
Sakura: Please calm down, Sasuke-kun.
(A/N: Let's just assume they've already eaten their breakfast and are now waiting for Gumu's announcement about their first challenge)
Gumu(on PA): Okay people! Head south until you come to a clearing. Now!
They all groaned and went to south.
When they arrived on the clearing, they saw a huge elevated ring (like the one in Yu Yu Hakusho in the Dark Tournament.
Everyone: What the hell is this!
Gumu(on PA): For the first challenge, shackmates will fight one on one in the ring until the other is knocked out or has surrendered.
Everone: WHAT?
Gumu: Also, killing is not allowed.
Lee: But...
Gumu: No buts! (everyone cursed under their breath). Also, the winners for each match cannot be voted out at the end of the day.
First Match: Uzumaki Naruto VS Tsunade
Naruto: Here I come, old lady!
Tsunade: Give me your best shot!
Naruto: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! (12 clones appeared)
Tsunade: That's useless! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! (12 Tsunade clones appeared. Of course, Tsunade clones are stronger than the Naruto clones. The Tsunade clones took one Naruto clone each)
Tsunade: Take this! (the original Tsunade ran towards Naruto, punched him on the face rendering him unconscious)
Winner: Tsunade by knockout.
Second Match: Aburame Shino VS Yamanaka Ino
Ino threw a kunai at Shino but he dodged it. Ino threw kunais continuously at Shino but he kept dodging it. After a few seconds, Shino couldn't move.
Shino: What's happening?
Ino: Liked it? While I kept throwing kunais at you, I was also throwing chakra strings at you, so now you are immobile! I win the match!
Shino: That's what you think. (Shino released some flying bugs and the bugs flew towards Ino)
Ino: EEK! Disgusting bugs!
Ino ran off the ring as fast as she could while escaping the bugs.
Winner: Aburame Shino by surrender (obviously).
Third Match: Uchiha Sasuke VS Sakon
Sakon activates his cursed seal and ran towards Sasuke.
Sakon: Tarenken! (he punched Sasuke rapidly and continuously but Sasuke turned into a log) Kawarimi! Dammit!
Sasuke: Take this! Katon Goukakyu no Jutsu! (large amount of fire came out of his mouth and burned Sakon but he also turned into a log) Damn! He also used Kawarimi!
Sakon jumped out of nowhere and kicks Sasuke on the top of his head and he fell unconscious.
Winner: Sakon by knockout.
Fourth Match: Jiraiya VS Hyuuga Neji
Neji: Byakugan! (intersecting veins appeared on Neji's temples)
Jiraiya: Kuchiyose no Jutsu! (a large toad appeared. Let's assume the name of the frog is Gamamaru)
Gamamaru: Suiton Teppodama! (balls of water sprouted from Gamamaru's mouth and flew towards Neji)
Neji: Hakke Shou Kaiten! (he spinned fast creating a spinning dome of chakra deflecting the attack)
After spinning, the tongue of the frog immediately whacks Neji's stomach. Then it whacked Neji's head. Neji fell on the ring.
Winner: Jiraiya by knockout.
FifthMatch: Sabaku no Temari VS Nara Shikamaru
Temari immediately took out her fan. She bit her thumb to reveal oozing blood. She traced the blood on the surface of her fan and did some seals.
Temari:Kuchiyose Kirikiri Mai! (a white ferret with a scythe on its tail appeared)
Shikamaru: How troublesome. You can't kill me with that scythe-wielding beast 'cuz killing is not allowed.
Temari: Darn! Kai! (the ferret disappeared) Kamaitachi! (she waved her fan to create large gusts of wind that targeted Shikamaru)
Shikamaru: What? (Shikamaru was blown away by the wind and he hit a tree and he fainted)
Winner: Sabaku no Temari by knockout.
SixthMatch: Kaguya Kimimaro VS Rock Lee
Lee(does a cool guy pose): With the power of youth, I shall defeat you, you monster!
Kimimaro: Whatever.
Lee: Why you! (he ran towards Kimimaro but Kimimaro drifted forward and tripping Lee that caused to hit the floor of the ring with his head)
Winner: Kaguya Kimimaro by knockout.
Seventh Match: Sabaku no Kankuro VS Uchiha Itachi
Kankuro:Kugutsu no Jutsu! (he revealed 3 puppets, namely, Karasu, Kuroari and Shanshuou)
Itachi: Humph.
Kankuro: Aren't you gonna take me seriously!
Itachi: You're not worth my time. (Itachi walks away)
Winner: Sabaku no Kankuro by surrender.
EighthMatch: Haruno Sakura VS Tenten
Tenten threw 5 kunais, 5 shurikens and 5 senbons at Sakura. Sakura dodged them all but was cut at her shoulder.
Tenten: heh-heh!
Sakura: Darn it!
Tenten: What're you gonna do now?
Sakura: Just watch. (with the strength she learned from Tsunade, she flicked her heel at the ring and the ring began to shake. Tenten couldn't contain her balance and fell on the ring head hitting a bulging rock and fainted)
Winner: Haruno Sakura by knockout.
NinthMatch: Inuzuka Kiba VS Akasuna no Sasori
Kiba: Akamaru, Juujin Bunshin!
Akamaru: Arf! (yes, sir) (Akamaru changed its appearance and into an exact duplicate of Kiba.)
Kiba: Gatsuuga! (Akamaru and Kiba whirled like a twister and charged towards Sasori)
Sasori: This is boring. (he ducked when the approaching attack reached him and hit Kiba from below exactly in the stomach. Kiba flew backwards and fainted and Akamaru transformed into his original appearance)
Winner: Akasuna no Sasori by knockout.
TenthMatch: Hoshigake Kisame VS Akamichi Chouji
Chouji: Buban Baika! Both hands! (his hands grew into oversize and rolled them into huge fists. He tried to punch Kisame but he dodged the two hands. While the hands were still stretche, he went to Chouji who didn't have time to draw back his hands to defend himself)
Kisame: This is easy. (he kicked Chouji in the shin and he fainted as his hands grew back to original size)
Winner: Hoshigake Kisame by knockout.
EleventhMatch: Mitarashi Anko VS Ukon
Ukon immediately ran towards Anko in a swift movement.
Anko: Damn, he's fast!
Ukon: Tarenkyaku! (kicks Anko many times swiftly in different parts but shielded them all with her hands) Argh!
Anko: Too bad! (punches Ukon hardly in the cheek which caused him to fly backwards and fainted)
Winner: Mitarashi Anko by knockout.
TwelfthMatch: Yuhi Kurenai VS Tayuya
Tayuya bit her finger, did some seals and formed a jutsu using her blood from the bitten finger.
Tayuya: Kuchiyose no Jutsu! (three ogres with stitched mouths appeared. The three ogres charged at Kurenai)
Kurenai: Uh-oh! (she dodged attacks after attacks until she was hit hard on the face by the fist of one of the ogres)
Tayuya: That was fast.
Winner: Tayuya by knockout.
Thirteenth Match: Sarutobi Asume VS Shiranui Genma
Genma: Is this a forced fight?
Asuma: I don't think so. You can guive up if you want.
Genma: No way. (spits his toothpick at Asuma's face who blocked it with his swallow blade but when he put down the blade that protected him, Genma was already in front of him)
Asuma: What the-!
Genma: Heh-heh! (he kneed Asuma in his shin and he rolled in the ground and fainted)
Winner: Shiranui Genma by knockout.
FourteenthMatch: Jirobo VS Deidara
Jirobo: I'm not in the mood.
Deidara: You aren't or are you scared?
Jirobo: That trick won't work on me.
Deidara: Damn! It always worked.
Jirobo: Not this time. (Jirobo walks away)
Winner: Deidara by surrender.
Fifteenth Match: Sabaku no Gaara VS Kidomaru
Kidomaru: Ninpou Gumo Shibari! (spits out sticky web from his mouth)
Gaara:...useless... (forms a sphere of sand encircling him and deflected the web)
Kidomaru: Oh no!
Gaara released sand and it covered all of Kidomaru's body.
Gaara: You know, I don't care if killing is not allowed...
Kidomaru: All right! I give up! (the sand loosened)
Winner: Sabaku no Gaara by surrender.
SixteenthMatch: Orochimau VS Hyuuga Hinata
Hinata gulped. She did not want to foght Orochimaru of all people. But she tried to be tough.
Hinata: Byakugan! (intersecting appeared on the sides of Hinata's eyes)
Orochimaru: Join me in Oto little girl! (he stepped forward and Hinata stepped backward)
Hinata: Don't come near me! (she took another step backward)
Orochimaru: If you don't want to join me, then fight me! (he suddenly moved his hand and pointed at Hinata)
Hinata: AAAAAAAAAAH! (she ran out of the ring)
Orochimaru: Works every time.
Winner: Orochimaru by surrender.
Seventeenth Match: Hatake Kakashi VS Maito Gai
Gai: AT LAST, I CAN DEFEAT KAKASHI! (shows his sparkling teeth)
Kakashi: Whatever you say, chum.
Gai: HERE I COME! (runs toward Kakashi)
Kakashi: Boring. (Gai was about to punch him but Kakashi caught his hand and kicked him hard on the stomach)
Winner: Hatake Kakashi by knockout.
EighteenthMatch: Shizune VS Yakushi Kabuto
Kabuto: This is boring me!
Shizune: Come on! Aren't you gonna take me seriously?
Kabuto: To be honest, no!
Shizune: THEN SURRENDER!
Kabuto: I WILL!
Winner: Shizune by surrender.
The knocked out have now regained consciousness.
Gumu: Did you all have fun?
Naruto: Not really.
Sakura: Did you, Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: Hn.
Itachi: That was boring. Considering the fact that my brother is still weak.
Sasuke: Take that back you-!
Gumu: That's enough!
Chouji: Do you have extra chips, Gumu?
Ino: Is food all you can think of?
Tayuya: Noisy people!
Sakon: Agreed.
Gumu: I SAID-
Kurenai: Can you still continue your promise on teaching me the flute?
Tayuya: Of course.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Temari: For once I agree. How troublesome.
Kankuro: Oh no! My sister's been influenced by that lazy bum!
Gaara, Shino and Neji: ...
Hinata: I'm scared! Why the evil Sannin...?
Naruto: Don't worrl Hinata. It's over now.
Kiba: Hey! I get to comfort her!
Kimimaro: Shut up!
Ukon: Agreed.
Jirobo: Agreed.
Shizune: Are you okay, Tonton?
Tonton: errrrh hiiiiiiiiioooooo. (don't worry about me)
Tsunade: That's good.
Orochimaru: Had fun, Jiraiya?
Jiraiya: If it's okay to talk to yoo, I'd say yes.
Gumu: SHUT UP!
Everyone: What?
Gumu: The bship is already waiting for the eliminated contestant. Now we proceed to the voting. You may only vote those who lost in the fight. The one with the most votes loses and goes home. If there is a tie, there is also a tiebreaker. Got that?
Everyone: Yes.
Gumu: Okay. Voting begin! Also give a reason why you want to vote him/her.
VOTING:
Naruto-
I woul like to vote Sasuke-teme because he is a bastard and also dumb! He doesn't have a wide vocabulary and always says 'hn'.
I mean what kind of word is that?
Sasuke-
You would think I would vote Itachi but I vote Naruto because he is a dobe. He is also an idiot and has no respect for the elders. He
always think of ramen and only know about ten jutsus.
Sakura-
I vote um... maybe Lee because he always annoy me and tries to impress me with his stupid 'power of youth' statements which has
obviously no purpose to me.
Kakashi-
I really don't care but I will vote Gai because he is so noisy and always try to beat me. He is just soooooooooo noisy about his
'power of youth' thingy. Know what I mean?
Kiba-
Well! I would choose Chouji because he is disgusting. Even Akamaru is disgusted by him! I hate it when Akamaru hides under my
jacket every time that fat boy eats!
Hinata-
Um-I think I would vote Lee-san because he always exaggerate about his youth and it's really annoying Naruto-kun. It also annoys
me even though not that much.
Shino-
I would like to vote Yamanaka Ino because of her constant nonstop talking which made me stay awake until midnight last night. And
she's so spoiled.
Kurenai-
Voting Gai is what I want because he and is 'youth' thingy are so annoying me since many years ago.
Shikamaru-
Gai-sensei. I have same reason as Kurenai-sensei.
Ino-
I really thought this over. I'm voting Sasuke-kun because even though I love him, he's the reason Sakura and I always argue.
Chouji-
I would like to vote Ino-san because she always tell me to stop eating my beloved chips!
Asuma-
Maybe, well, Gai because same reasons as Kurenai.
Lee-
With the youth, I vote Sasuke-san because he takes away the attention of my Sakura-chan!
Tenten-
It doesn't really matter. Gai-sensei. Same reasons as Kurenai-sensei.
Neji-
Lee-san. I hate the 'power of youth.'
Gai-
I would vote Kurenai-san because she gives the others the urge on voting me. That is so unfair!
Anko-
Gai. Same reasons as Kurenai. Gee, many are voting on Gai a lot.
Genma-
Asuma-san because last night, he always persuade me to play Go. That was the reason I wanted to beat him in the fight and vote
him.
Shizune-
Kabuto because I always feel uneasy when I'm with him in the shack.
Tsunade-
I vote Naruto because HE CALLED ME AN OLD LADY!
Jiraiya-
Naruto because he called me a pervert!
Orochimaru-
Itachi because I don't want someone stronger than me in the island!
Kabuto-
Tentenbecause she only knows weapon-throwing.
Sakon-
Kiba because I'mallergic to dogs.
Ukon-
Kiba. Sakon and I are both allergic to dogs.
Tayuya-
Gaibecause he is soooooooooo annoying about 'youth' thing he brags about.
Kidomaru-
Itachi because his cold glares give me the creeps.
Jirobo-
I chooseItachi because he gives up on a fight. I would have picked Kabuto-sama but he's Orochimaru-sama's right-hand.
Kimimaro-
I choose-whatshisname-Lee because he is weak.
Gaara-
Doesn't matter. Lee and same reasons with bone guy.
Temari-
Shikamaru because he is lazy and always says 'how troublesome.'
Kankuro-
Kiba because I hate dogs.
Itachi-
My brother because he is weak.
Kisame-
Chouji because there were many scattered chips on the shack last night because of him and I had to clean it up!
Deidara-
Jirobo becausehe gave up on his fight on me.
Sasori-
That Gai person because whenever I go near him, he starts a youth speech.
Results:
Naruto-3
Ino-2
Sasuke-4
Neji-0
Shikamaru-1
Lee-5
Itachi-3
Tenten-1
Kiba-3
Chouji-2
Ukon-0
Kurenai-1
Asuma-1
Jirobo-1
Kidomaru-
Hinata-0
Gai-8
Kabuto-1
Gumu: I'm sorry Gai but you have to say goodbye.
Lee: No! not Gai-sensei!
Those who voted Gai: All right!
Gai: Goodbye, everyone. Too bad I was elimi-
Kakashi: Save it.
Gai: GOODBYE! Be careful Lee!
Lee: I will do my best, Gai-sensei!
Then Gai boarded the ship and went back to the docks where they first saw the ship and to go back to Konoha.
Gumu: ALL OF YOU! BACK TO THE COMMON GROUNDS!
TBC
That was long. I will put up triangles in the next chapter. Maybe even one-on-one pairings.
Please help me. Who should be eliminated next? Here is the list. The italized names are your choices on who should be eliminated next.
1. Uzumaki Naruto
2. Uchiha Sasuke
3. Haruno Sakura
4. Hatake Kakashi
5. Inuzuka Kiba
6. Hyuuga Hinata
7. Aburame Shino
8. Yuhi Kurenai
9. Nara Shikamaru
10. Yamanaka Ino
11. Akamichi Chouji
12. Sarutobi Asuma
13. Rock Lee
14. Tenten
15. Hyuuga Neji
16. Mitarashi Anko
17. Shiranui Genma
18. Shizune
19. Tsunade
20. Jiraiya
21. Orochimaru
22. Yakushi Kabuto
23. Sakon
24. Ukon
25. Tayuya
26. Jirobo
27. Kidomaru
28. Kaguya Kimimaro
29. Sabaku no Gaara
30. Sabaku no Kankuro
31. Sabaku no Temari
32. Uchiha Itachi
33. Hoshigake Kisame
34. Deidara
35. Akasuna no Sasori
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