Oh yes! Here is the new chapter or Day 2 of Survive on the Island of no Return. Here you will see love triangles and pairings. Enjoy.
Remaining contestants:
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Kurenai, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Asuma, Lee, Tenten, Neji, Anko, Genma, Shizune, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sakon, Ukon, Tayuya, Kidomaru, Jirobo, Kimimaro, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara and Sasori
WICT: This is Day 2. It will be very long.
Gaara: Whatever.
Temari: Please enjoy.
Kankuro: Make Temari say the disclaimer.
Temari: WHAT?
WICT: Ok. Go on, Temari.
Temari: Fine. WICT does not own Naruto. Just the hyper Gumu and the damned island. Done. Sheesh.
Day Two
Truth or Dare Challenge and Love Triangles
The contestants were eating breakfast in the common grounds...
Ino: CHOUJI! Why are you eating chips for breakfast?
Chouji: Because I want to.
Kiba: You're impossible, Chouji.
Temari: How troublesome.
Tenten: Kankuro was right. You ARE influenced by Shikamaru, Temari-san.
Kankuro: See? Told ya!
Sakura: Are you hungry, Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: Hn.
In another conversation...
Orochimaru: Why don't you join me in Oto, Itachi?
Itachi: Because I'm not interested.
Kisame: Stop persuading him, Orochimaru!
Orochimaru: Hey, former partner! Convince him!
Sasori: Sorry, former partner. I can't.
Deidara: Heh-heh.
In another conversation...
Shino: ...
Gaara: ...
Neji: ...
In another conversation...
Asuma: KAKASHI! Stop reading that book!
Jiraiya: Are you mocking my masterpiece book, Asuma?
Tsunade: Everybody's mocking your perverted book, Jiraiya.
Kurenai: I couldn't agree more.
Genma: Uh-huh. So perverted, Jiraiya-sama.
Anko: Where did you think of that book, anyway?
Jiraiya: When I was young, I saw Tsunade naked in the shower and...
Everyone: WHAT? (except Kakashi) (Tsunade puched him in the face)
Kakashi: Whatever.
In another conversation...
Sakon: Are you busy, Tayuya?
Tayuya: No. Why?
Ukon: Are you busy, Tayuya?
Sakon: I asked her first!
Ukon: So?
Kimimaro: What a love triangle.
Kidomaru: Agreed.
Jirobo: Agreed.
Later on...
Gumu(on PA): For today's challenge, you will be randomly grouped into eleven groups of three. That means two contestants who are random will not be able to do the contest. Those two will not be eliminated and are also excused from the challenge. You will not come back to the grounds until you do all of your dares. The first five teams to come back will not be voted out for today. The teams that will come back at 3:00pm or hasn't yet arrived at the designated time, all members of those team/s will automatically be candidates for elimination. If teams aside from the first five come back before three, those team/s will select one member of the team to be a candidate.
Before I tell you the challenge itself, here are the teams:
Team 1: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Aburame Shino
Team 2: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Temari
Team 3: Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba
Team 4: Hyuuga Neji, Tenten, Rock Lee
Team 5: Orochimaru, Tsunade, Jiraiya
Team 6: Sakon, Tayuya, Ukon
Team 7: Hatake Kakashi, Yuhi Kurenai, Sarutobi Asuma
Team 8: Akasuna no Sasori, Deidara, Hoshigake Kisame
Team 9: Sabaku no Gaara, Sabaku no Kankuro, Akamichi Chouji
Team 10: Kaguya Kimimaro, Kidomaru, Jirobo
Team 11: Yakushi Kabuto, Shizune, Uchiha Itachi
Extras: Shiranui Genma and Mitarashi Anko
Gumu: One member ofeach team shall pick a piece ofpaper from a boxthe staff has secretly place in Kakashi's shack last night. Each team will be given three dares. After that, head to the forest and you know the rest. Remember there are cameras all over the island.
One member from each team picked a piece ofpaper carefull from the box.
Here are the dares:
Sasuke,Sakura and Shino:
1. Steal Kakashi's perverted book.
2. One of you slap Itachi on the face.
3. Steal Chouji's chips.
Ino,Shikamaru and Temari:
1. Pull a prank on Orochimaru.
2. Steal Tonton temporarily from Shizune.
3. One of you kiss Neji's cheek.
Naruto, Hinata and Kiba:
1. Cut Ino's hair shorter.
2. Get Kakashi to remove his mask.
3. Insult Itachi.
Neji, Tenten and Lee
1. Hit Itachi on the right shoulder with a senbon.
2. Get Temari's fan.
3. Win an arm wrestle with Tsunade.
Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya
1. Slap Itachi on the butt.
2. Get Kisame's sword, the Samehada.
3. Take Asuma's katana.
Sakon,Tayuya and Ukon:
1. Touch Neji's hair.
2. Spit on Itachi's face.
3. Cut some pieces of Orochimaru's hair.
Kakashi,Kurenai and Asuma:
1. Make Kakashi stop reading his book until designated time.
2. Insult Tsunade.
3. Accept the power of youth.
Sasori,Deidara and Kisame:
1. Call Chouji a fat boy and porky.
2. Take Gaara's gourd.
3. Mock the power of youth.
Gaara, Kankuro and Chouji:
1. Throw a stone at Itachi.
2. Make Gaara shout 'I love flowers.'
3. Make Chouji stop eating chips.
Kimimaro,Kidomaru and Jirobo:
1. Insult Kabuto.
2. Slap Sasuke on the face.
3. Steal Tayuya's flute.
Kabuto, Shizune and Itachi:
1. Make Itachi kiss Sasuke on the cheek.
2. Make Kabuto and Shizune kiss each other.
3. Make Shizune and Itachi kiss each other.
Everyone: WHAT KIND OF DARES ARE THESE?
Gumu: BEGIN!
Sasori,Deidara and Kisame:
Deidara: Well? What now?
Sasori: Ahem The power of youth is stupid. We are mocking it. It is dumb. One dare complete.
Kisame(looks at Chouji walking the other way): HEY! FAT BOY! PORKY!
They ran away fast after the yelling of Kisame.
Deidara: One more dare to go.
Kabuto, Shizune and Itachi:
Shizune: We are not doing any of these dares!
Kabuto: Itachi can kiss Sasuke on the cheek but the rest is a no-no. (Suddenly, Itachi pushed Kabuto towards Shizune making them kiss each other accidentally)
Kabuto(recovering from the kiss and Shizune blushes): What did you do that for?
Itachi: One down two to go. (suddenly, Ino, Shikamaru and Temari walked towards them)
Ino: Um..Shizune? (walks towards Shizune)
Shizune: Yes?
Ino took Tonton quickly from Shizune and Ino and her team ran away quickly)
Ino: Two more. (they continued running until Neji, tenten and Lee appeared in front of them)
Temari: AAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!
Neji: What?
Shikamaru: Can you let Temari kiss you on the cheek?
Tenten: WHAT?
Lee: This is good. They don't know I got over Sakura now and I have my eyes on Tenten. You're going down Neji.
Neji: Urm...fine if she gives us her fan.
Temari: Deal. (she gave Neji her fan nad she kissed Neji on the cheek and Temari's team walked away)
Neji: We need to find Tsunade-sama and win an arm wrestle with her. I'm sure Orochimaru is also there so we can prank on him too.
Lee: I don't like the idea of pranking Orochimaru.
Lee: We could splash him with water and run away while he is still recovering.
Neji: Fine. (they took a bucket from nowhere in the forest and filled it with water)
Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya
Orochimaru: We can get Samehada and Asuma's katana but we can't slap Itachi on the butt.
Tsunade: Who asked you?
Jiraiya: Can you give me ideas for my latest Icha Icha Paradise volume?
Tsunade: PERVERT!
Neji(coming out from the bushes with his team): Um...Tsunade-sama?
Tsunade: What is it, Neji?
Lee: I challenge you to an arm wrestle!
Jiraiya: WHAT? You know you can't match the monstrous strength of a monster.
Tsunade: Baka! (hits Jiraya on the head)
Tenten: Please let him win. This is our dare.
Tsunade: Fine but you'll treat me to 20 bottles of sake when we get back to Konoha.
Neji: Deal.
Lee and Tsunade got ready for an arm wrestle on a tree stump. Because of their dea, Tsunade just let Lee beat her.
Tsunade: Fine. I lost but don't forget our deal.
Lee: YES, HOKAGE-SAMA!
Tenten: By the way...
Jiraiya: What?
Tenten quickly splashed Orochimaru with water from the bucket they got and they ran away. They went back to the common grounds.
FIRST TEAM TO COME BACK: Team 4: Neji, Tenten and Lee
Orochimaru(dripping wet): HOW DARE THEY? (Jiraiya and Tsunade were laughing their heads off)
Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma
Kurenai: Kakashi! Stop reading your book! It's in the dare!
Kakashi: But I can't help it.
Asuma: Kakashi!
Kurenai: Stop reading thet perverted book! Just for today!
Kakashi: Fine! But Kurenai will go out with me when we go home.
Kurenai: What?
Asuma: WHAT! She won't!
Kurenai: If that's what it takes for you to stop reading your book, fine!
Kakashi: Asuma! Please accept the power of youth.
Asuma: You do it. (Sasuke, Sakura and Shino appeared in front of them)
Kurenai: What do you want?
Shino: We want to talk to Kakashi-sensei.
Kakashi: Is this part of your dare? (Sasuke walked towards Kakashi)
Sasuke: Actually, it is. (he quickly took the closed book in Kakashi's hand and ran away with the rest of the team)
Kakashi: NOOO! THEY TOOK MY BOOK!
Kurenai: Good riddance.
Asuma: We still have to accept the power of youth.
Kurenai: I lile the power of youth Gai and Lee always talk about. I accept it. There. Two dares are done.
They walked and stopped in front of Tsunade's team.
Orochimaru: Hey, Asuma! Give us your katana.
Asume(gulps): Here. (Asuma gave his katana to Orochimaru)
Asuma: By the way, Tsunade's an idiot.
Tsunade: WHAT? (Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma ran back to the grounds)
Second team to finish: Team 7: Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma
Sasuke, Sakura and Shino
They were walking looking for either Chouji to steal his chips or Itachi to slap him on the face.
Sasuke: This is boring.
Sakura: You're absolutely right, Sasuke-kun.
Shino: 'Why does she only think of that Uchiha? That settles it! I'll make a move on her right now. I'll make her like me.'
Sasuke: Hn.
Shino: Let's hurry. (he took Sakura's hand and dragged her on a faster pace) Huury, Uchiha.
Sakura(blushing): 'Why is he holding my hand. It's not that he likes me. Or is he?'
Sasuke: 'Why is that creep holding her hand? What am I thinking? Of course I don't care! I sure hope I don't.
(A/N: Okay. Let's fast forward the time. Tsunade's team took the Samehada from Kisame. Kimimaro's team already insulted Kabuto and steal Tayuya's flute. Sakon's team was allowed by Orochimaru to cut a little piece of his hair. Shizune and Itachi still wouldn't kiss each other.Naruto cut Ino's hair. And Chouji was forbidden to eat chips or else Gaara would tear him to pieces)
Sakon, Tayuya and Ukon
Ukon: Hey, Tayuya. Tonight, will you go with me to the forest and go moongazing?
Sakon: Not unless I vote you out and you get eliminated, brother!
Tayuya: Silly boys.
Kimimaro, Kidomaru and Jirobo
Kimimaro: Let's just forget about the other dares and get us all voted out.
Kidomaru: Agreed.
Jirobo: Agreed.
Kabuto, Shiune and Itachi:
They were walking, juat walking until Gaara, Kankuro and Chouji appeared in front of them.
Kabuto: What do you want?
Kankuro: This doesn't concern you.
Shizune: What is it then?
Chouji: This. (he hit Itachi off-guard with a rock)
Kabuto(frightened): Uh-oh. (Gaara's team ran as fast as possible away from them.)
(A/N: Okay. After that, Itachi was slaughtered by the other teams who has dares that involves him and in a miracle, they accomplished their dares that involved Itachi.)
In the common grounds (already 3:15 and the failing teams were called back)
Here are the results:
First Five Teams: Team 4: Neji, Tenten and Lee
Team 7: Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma
Team 1: Sasuke, Sakura and Shino
Team 8: Sasori, Deidara and Kisame
Team 5: Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya
Other Accomplished Teams: Team 2: Shikamaru, Ino and Temari
Team 3: Naruto, Hinata and Kiba
Team 6: Sakon, Tayuya and Ukon
Team 9: Gaara, Kankuro and Chouji
Failing Teams: Team 10: Kimimaro, Kidomaru and Jirobo
Team 11: Kabuto, Shizune and Itachi
Genma: Did you all have fun?
Naruto: NO!
Tsunade: Genma, Anko, you were lucky you were excused from the challenge.
Jiraiya: It was tiring.
Gumu(on PA): Attention! For the other accomplished teams, select one member from your team to be a candidata for elimination. And for the failing teams, all members will be candidates. (the other accomplished teams chose one member from their team)
Here are the candidates:
1. Ino
2. Kiba
3. Ukon
4. Chouji
5. Kimimaro
6. Kidomaru
7. Jirobo
8. Kabuto
9. Shizune
10. Itachi
Gumu: Now from the ten, give me your votes:
Here are the votings:
Naruto-
Kiba because during the challenge, he always try to get Hinata-chan's attention.
Sasuke-
Itachi because since I can't kill him, he might as well leave.
Sakura-
Chouji because he's disgusting. That's all.
Kakashi-
Itachi because he always tell me how weak I am compared to him.
Kiba-
Ukon because he's allergic to dogs. (see Day One)
Hinata-
Itachi because he scares me.
Shino-
Ino again because she is noisy and spoiled.
Kurenai-
Kimimaro because I can't stand the sight of bones going out of one's body.
Ino-
Chouji because of his stupid chips.
Shikamaru-
Doesn't matter. Ukon. He's a parasite.
Chouji-
Ino. Same reasons as yesterday. (see Day One)
Asuma-
Kidomaru because I have arachnophobia. I just realized.
Lee-
Itachi because he's cooler than me!
Tenten-
Chouji. Same reasons as Sakura.
Neji-
Kiba. So noisy.
Anko-
Itachi because he gave me the creeps this morning at breakfast.
Genma-
I don't care really. Ukon. I just hate him.
Shizune-
Itachi. He made Kabuto my first kis! ARGH!
Tsunade-
Chouji. Same reasons as Sakura.
Jiraiya-
Kiba because he's just like Naruto.
Orochimaru-
Itachi because he won't join me in Oto!
Kabuto-
Shizune! She stole my first kiss!
Kimimaro-
Shizune because Kabuto-sama says so.
Kidomaru-
Jirobo because he's big and always take up space.
Jirobo-
Kidomaru because he called me big.
Sakon-
Ukon because he always make a move on Tayuya.
Tayuya-
Chouji because he's fat.
Ukon-
Since I can't vote Sakon, Kiba because I'm allergic to dogs.
Gaara-
Chouji. Disgusting.
Kankuro-
Itachi because he sends shivers down my spine.
Temari-
Ino because I like Shikamaru and Shikamaru is close to her.
Itachi-
Shizune because she's stubborn.
Kisame-
Chouji because he's a porky.
Deidara-
Kimimaro. We're not close.
Sasori-
Kidomaru. I hate spiders.
Results:
Ino- 3
Kiba- 4
Ukon- 4
Chouji- 7
Kimimaro- 2
Kidomaru- 3
Jirobo- 1
Kabuto- 0
Shizune- 3
Itachi- 8
Gumu: It's Itachi's turn to say goodbye. Last words, Itachi?
Itachi: It's good to leave.
Deidara: Give oure hellos to the other Akatsukis especially Zetsu, Tobi and the leader.
Itachi: I'll do that. Goodbye, weak brother.
Sasuke: WHY YOU-!
Sakura: Calm down, Sasuke-kun.
Shino: 'She's worrying about him again.'
Gumu: Step on board, Itachi.
Itachi boarded the ship and left.
Gumu: BACK TO THE GROUNDS!
TBC
WICT: That was long. Whew! Anyway, here ere the remaining contestants:
1. Uzumaki Naruto
2. Uchiha Sasuke
3. Haruno Sakura
4. Hatake Kakashi
5. Inuzuka Kiba
6. Hyuuga Hinata
7. Aburame Shino
8. Yuhi Kurenai
9. Nara Shikamaru
10. Yamanaka Ino
11. Akamichi Chouji
12. Sarutobi Asuma
13. Rock Lee
14. Tenten
15. Hyuuga Neji
16. Mitarashi Anko
17. Shiranui Genma
18. Shizune
19. Tsunade
20. Jiraiya
21. Orochimaru
22. Yakushi Kabuto
23. Sakon
24. Ukon
25. Tayuya
26. Jirobo
27. Kidomaru
28. Kaguya Kimimaro
29. Sabaku no Gaara
30. Sabaku no Kankuro
31. Sabaku no Temari
32. Hoshigake Kisame
33. Deidara
34. Akasuna no Sasori
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