Twas the Night before Anime X-mas
by: Kai C.
Kai: My first Christmas story, that's actually finished.
Nagi: (blinks) Isn't it a little late?
Schulich: (smirking) More like a lot late, dweeb
Kai: Ome o Kurose.
Schulich: Right….lets just start the fic.
Will-kun: Kai-chan doesn't own anything mentioned in the fic. Even me, since I own myself.
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Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the ani-verse
not a creature was stirring expect Ken as a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with tape
in hopes that St. Jimmy would soon be there for a date.
The Weiss boys were nestled all snug in there beds,
while visions of killing Schwarz danced in their heads.
And Kai in her 'kerchief and Will-kun in his cap
had just settled down for a long winters nap.
When out on the helipad there came such a clatter
that Rufus from his penthouse to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew with Dark Nation in a flash
tore open the curtains and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of a new fallen snow
gave the luster of mid-day to Midgar below.
When what to Yami Bakura's eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny bishonen.
With a hot, young driver so lively and quick
his hikari knew in a moment it must be St. Jimmy.
More rapid than eagles the bishonen came and he whistled and called them all by name; "Now Krad, now Dark, on Satoshi and Dai-chan! On Hojo, on Eyes, now Suzu and Kato!"
So up to the Shin-Ra top the bishonen flew
with a sleigh full of anime and a stoned St. Jimmy too.
And then in a twinkling, Crawford heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little foot.
Down the chimney St. Jimmy came with a bound
he was dressed all in leather and his toy sack was round.
A bundle of crap he had flung on his back,
he looked like a peddler opening his pack.
His eyes were all bloodshot and his cheeks were kind of boney.
His thin mouth was drawn up in a cool little smirk
his little goatee was covered in snow and the fat joint he had was curling with smoke.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
he filled the dysfunctional stockings then blew out some smoke.
And laying a finger upon his lop-sided halo;
and giving a quick nod up the chimney he rose;
He stumbled to his sleigh, to his bishonen gave whistle
and away the flew like the down of a thistle. But the anime characters heard him slur as he drove out of sight.
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a sweet night!"
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kai: there, I'm done, Read and review!
Nagi: (sweatdrops) Merry christmas from kai...very, very , late!