Author note: Here you go. This idea been running through my head this morning. You get this instead of a Gundam update. Don't you feel lucky?
Also note on timeline. This is before StD. Which means Kim and Ron are not together. Heck this is before season three. That way I'm assured they have not expressed feelings yet for each other.
Ron a Mother. Kim a Father.
"Dr. D, don't tell me you're going to tell her the plan again." Shego aimed a high kick towards the red headed woman in front of her. Her long black hair flowing out from behind like waves while her green plasma covered hands glowed with a wicked light.
"Shego remember your place as the side kick. We have to maintain our work relationship. The villain and sidekick relationship is a sacred bond after all." The blue skinned man continued to fiddle with the giant gun in front of him. His black ponytail whipped around in frustration as he finished the last adjustments to the weapon.
"Its just you always tell her the plan Dr. D and she always manages to defeat us while you babble." The green tinted woman took a blow to the chest from the fiery red head pushing her back. Letting out an enraged cry Shego charged forward clawing at where the red head had been.
"You know Shego words hurt." Dr. Drakken now finished with the adjustments turned around in frustration.
"By the way where is the buffoon?" Dr. Drakken looked around confused giving voice to his nagging doubts.
"He's not a buffoon Drakken. As to where Ron is, look above you." The red smirked as she did a quick point upwards.
Drakken looking towards the ceiling saw the young man fiddling with his latest take over the world weapon above. Before he could get a shout out he was knocked to the ground when the weapon meet it unfortunate end.
"Ron!" The red head screamed as she lunged off the ground shooting her grappler. She swung off the platform they were on to save the young blond headed man who was currently plunging towards a very unpleasant water related death.
"My trans magnetic pulley! Damn you Kim Possible and you...what's his name?" Dr. Drakken momentarily forgot his anger as he stared in confusion at Shego.
"Its Ron Stoppable, it's not like he doesn't appear with the princess every time Dr. D. You'd think you would remember his name by now." The green tinted woman looked a little impressed as she saw the red head snatch the boy from certain death and swing back around to land in a defensive stance back on the platform.
Watching as the young blond headed boy fell face forward on the platform the good doctor shook his head. "I can't be expected to remember ever side kicks name Shego. It's not like they are important anyway."
Drakken jumped when he heard the low growl from his companion. "Of course you're an exception Shego."
"Come on Ron stop playing around!" The red head shook her head in frustration and looked towards the two villains.
"It's not his fault he's a buffoon Kimmie." Shego smiled as she stepped to the side pulling out a little box from her pocket.
"He is not a buffoon Shego!" The red head cried and then with a sigh looked towards the young man who had just stood up. "Good job Ron on taking out the device."
"No worries KP the Ron-man had it handled. I took care of the trans thingy." The blond stepped towards Kim a confident smile on his face.
"It's called a Trans magnetic pulley and I was going to use it to take over the world! Now you've ruined it you meddle some kids!" The good doctor cried out in frustration.
"Meddle some kids Dr. D?" His partner in crime looked towards him with a look of confusion on her face.
"Sorry too many Mystery Mutt re-runs." Drakken shrugged his shoulders and then turned towards the kids. "Now I will have my revenge though Kim Possible! I will take care of you once and for all."
With that as the signal Shego pressed her button. The effect sent the red head to her knees with a surprised cry. Her young friend looked on in confusion at the scene trying to figure out what was going on.
"Kim I think they are using the force." The young blond cried out understanding coming to his face.
Shego snorted while Drakken just shook his head. "They are not using the force Ron it just a magnet of some sort." The red head sighed again and then looked towards the evil duo.
"What now Drakken going to shoot that laser at me?" The red head's defiance had an obvious negative effect on the blue man stress level.
"First off I'll explain my brilliance and then I'll shoot the ray at you!" His partner snorted and walked back towards the gun ready to fire it.
"You'll never get away with this Drakken!" The young blond shouted while his naked pet climbed down running under the platform to solve this latest problem.
"Oh but I already have sidekick. Simply by using a magnet designed to hold down our little cheerleader by latching on to her..." The lecture was cut off with an irritable cough.
"Now Dr. D, before their rat frees them again." Shego pointed the gun around towards the red headed hero.
"Fine! Well Kimberly since I can't seem to kill you I'll just do the next best thing. I'm going to give you responsibility." With that he laughed and signal to the woman to shoot.
"With pleasure Dr. D." The woman then pressed the trigger causing the weapon to discharge.
The beam flew straight and true hitting the young blond in the chest. Letting out a scream he feel back into the now freed Red head.
"Ron!" The red head grabbed her young friend as he feel back. The naked mole rat clambered back up it job now done paused in shock.
"Damnit! Who would have guessed the buffoon would have jumped in the way. O well mission accomplished. Let's go Shego!" The doctor turned and started to walk away from the now smoking remains of the weapon.
"Coming Dr. D." With a smirk Shego turned towards the distraught teenager with a smile. "I'll make sure to send them a gift when they get better."
The red head frowned in confusion before pulling out her blue PDA like object calling for help.
It was a couple of days after the mission and Kim was feeling less then stellar. Not only had her best friend used himself as a shield, which still played through some rather awkwierd dreams of hers, but Wade had found no apparent effects from the ray. With a sigh Kim walked into the kitchen taking her usual sit.
"Good morning Kim" Her mother came over with a bright smile on her face, placing a meal of bacon and eggs before her daughter. With a quick kiss to her daughter's forehead she headed back for a couple of coffee.
"Morning Mom. Morning Dad. Tweebs." Kim acknowledging each member of her family. Her father looking up from his paper smiled towards his daughter.
"Ready for school Kimmie-cub?" The man adjusted his paper and continued to read.
"Of course Dad." Kim quickly consumed her meal and headed out.
30 minutes latter
Kim adjusted her long red hair as her green eyes focused with concern on her friend. He had missed out on breakfast, a rare thing for him, and had been complaining about throwing up all morning. She placed a hand on the young blonds' forehead and stared into his large brown eyes looking for any sign of what was wrong.
"Maybe you got a fever Ron." Kim sighed as she removed her hand.
"Maybe your right KP." Ron took a step forward before his hand rose to his mouth and he ran off to the bathroom to hurl.
"Probably some bug." The red said with a shake of her head. Then with a smile she looked up towards the computer. After she hit a few buttons, the head of a young black boy appeared on the screen.
"What's up Kim?" The young black boy looked towards the screen while sipping on his coke related beverage.
"Hey Wade can you run a scan on Ron when he gets back. Just in case he's got the flue I think its best to know now. Please and thank you!" Kim smiled sweetly at the young boy.
"I guess I can Kim." With a sigh the boy started to press some keys. "Just have him stand in front of the monitor when he gets back and I'll scan him. Kim remember though I'm your mission guy not your doctor."
"I know wade. Did I ever tell you that you rock?" Kim smiled towards the boy.
"Yeah but I never tire of hearing it." Wade smiled as he continued to prep his machine.
Kim sighed looking at her watch while Ron was being scanned yet again by Wade. It had taken Ron about twenty minutes to get out of the bathroom and now Wade had wasted half an hour running repeated scans on Ron. Each time he became more confused saying that there must be an error. Unknown to Kim and Ron, Mr. Brakkin had found the two skipping teens.
"Stoppable! Possible! Why aren't you in class?" The large military man shouted as he closed in on the two teen.
With a shriek Ron turned around while Kim only let out a little eep. "Mr. B we're not doing anything wrong. Honest. Just trying to figure out what's wrong with me." As Ron spoke Kim started shaking her head in agreement.
"You're pregnant." Wade looked back in shock at the three people. This statement had the similar effect on the three. It lasted only a moment before the vice principal got upset.
"Stoppable how dare you get one of my students pregnant." The vice principal looked down at the cowering teen. Kim just stood there in shock as her hand went towards her stomach.
"Honest Mr. B it wasn't me. I didn't even do anything. Your suppose to do something!" Ron cried out in confusion as he looked at Wade.
"Tell him I'm not the father Wade!" The young teen cried out in frustration.
"The child is your's and Kim's." Wade replied and then hesitated.
After this Mr. Barking exploded grabbing the young boy before him. "You will take responsibility for this one Stoppable!" Kim snapping out of it made a grab for Ron.
"Wait guys. Ron's not the father. Kim is." With this simple statement Wade blew away one of the fundamental truth about human biology.
"What!" The three echoed at once turning towards Wade. Then Mr. Barkkin's face took on a less killer look. "Young man I know you don't understand about the making of a baby yet but I can assure you it's impossible for Ms. Possible to be a father. Its called being a mother since she is the one carrying the child."
Wade frowned at the large man and shook his head in disgust. "Sir, believe me I know about the birds and the bees. I have unrestricted access to the internet for Christ sake. Anyway I meant what I say. Ron is carrying a baby and it has both his and Kim's DNA in it. Simple."
"I'm a mom." The young man fell down to the ground.
"I'm a father." The similar shocked young woman fell to the ground.
Latter that night
"Mom. Dad. We have something important to tell you." Kim took in a breath of air ready to break the news. Ron stood behind her rubbing his hands nervously.
"What is it Kimmie-cub?" Her father could detect the unease in the teens and it put him on edge.
"I don't know how to say this gently so I'm just going to say it." Kim took a deep breath before continuing. "We are going to have a baby. You're both grandparents."
Kim smiled nervously at her parents waiting for the expected reaction. She got it.
"Ronald Dean Stoppable how dare you get my daughter pregnant!" The young grandfather stood up from the couch righteous furry on his face.
"Oh Kimmie how could you!" Her mother face had a sad and disappointed look. Images of teen mothers and the life they led ran through her mind.
Ron seeing Kim's father reaction let out a yelp and ducked behind Kim. Kim took a defensive stance before him.
"Now you're using my pregnant daughter for a shield. I expected better Ronald!" Mr. Possible was beside himself with rage at this point. His voice filled with obvious contempt and bitterness as he looked at Ron.
Kim looked towards her father and shook her head. "I'm not going to let you hurt my baby." She sighed when her father face turned towards her in confusion.
"This isn't the time Kimberly for pet names. Have you seen a doctor yet?" Her mother stood up ignoring her husband.
"Mom...Ron has seen the doctor. They confirm that he's pregnant." She stressed the last two words.
"What? Ron? Wait...super villains?" Understanding now suddenly on her face she made her way towards her daughter.
"Glad you understand Mom. Yeah it was Drakken. Hit Ron with some ray." Her father looked between the two now more confused then angry.
"Sure the child is yours?" Mrs. Possible helped a still cowering Ron up.
"You know Mrs. Stoppable asked Ron that same question and yes it's ours. Wade confirmed its DNA." Kim smiled towards her father a look of pity in her eyes.
"Her DNA Kim." Ron said quietly which got a look from Kim.
"That's what I said Ron." She shook her head and looked back towards her Mom.
"When the wedding?" Her father stepped forward suddenly latching onto the one thing he could.
"There's no wedding Dad. We aren't in love we are just having a kid." Kim had to laugh at her father question.
Ron looked up shock at Kim and then started to cry. "Kim? You're going to..." With that Ron turned and ran out the door.
"Ron? Wait guys I'll see what's going on." With that Kim followed after Ron. Her features showing her clear confusion and a little irritation at her emotional best friend.
"Seems he's got the hormone bit down. Though I'd admit I'd run away if you had made a similar comment when I was pregnant." Mrs. Possible walked over to her husband and gave him a hug.
"I can't believe my Kimmie going to be a dad. Should I give her the responsibility talk? I mean when she got pregnant we agreed you'd do it and I would handle the twins if they got a girl pregnant. What happens when my daughter is the father though?" Mr. Possible shook his head still trying to grasp the concept.
"I'll talk to her dear. I don't intend to have my first grandkid raised by one parent." Her husband looked confused at his wife before sitting back down.
"Abortion?" Mr. Possible looked towards his wife and cringed at the look she gave him.
"I won't have my granddaughter killed." With that Mrs. Possible walked over to the phone.
"Right...Catholics don't like that stuff." Mr. Possible sighed falling over on the couch. He was too young to be a grandfather.
Author Comment: Where there you go. Ron's a mom and Kim's a dad. A twist on the usual story. Anyway I figure I'd make Mrs. Possible Catholic that way I can deal with that little bit of joy and no Kim herself is not Catholic. Only Mrs. Possible and no I have no evidence of this in the series. I'm just assuming Mrs. Possible has some Irish in her background and expanding if from there.
Anyway if I expand on this which I haven't decided yet since I got two other stories I'm working on we are going to see both teens come to terms with their feelings over this. Will Kim ever emotional attach herself to her child? Will Ron become a single dad? What surprise lies in store for Dr. D? What will Mrs. Possible do? Will Mr. Possible finally have that heart attack that's been building since his daughter was first born? Stay tune or not.
Anyway as always please review. This isn't a debate about abortion though and religion. Not yet anyway. By the way still trying out different styles since seems to do a very poor job at keeping my orginal formating. Any pointers on this would be apperciated.