Welcome to another chapter of the story, to those who are waiting for their fan character to come onto the story; they'll be on eventually, just give it time.

So anyways, thanks for all the reviews. Let's get this chapter started! -


Chapter 5

The set of the show was back to normal thanks to the very handy repairmen, though they still can't get a warning on when the camera is on. Torcher was on the couch, drinking his ever-favorite can of Pepsi. Mimic was outside, he was checking out the new paint job the painters did recently.

Torcher: (drinks some Pepsi) I wonder what Mimic is doing...

Mimic: (outside) YOU IDIOT!!!!

Torcher: What the hell...

Outside, Mimic was talking to the painter about the new color of the studio. You can tell he wasn't happy about it.

Mimic: Why the hell did you coloring it pink!

Painter: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mimic: But it's pink!

Painter: Actually, it's more of a Flamingo Red.

Mimic: ...

Painter: Uh... I'll change it now...

Mimic: You do that...

Mimic then walks back into the studio with a pissed off look on him, he sat down on the couch; Torcher is still drinking the Pepsi.

Torcher: What happened?

Mimic: The stupid painter colored the studio Pink.

Torcher: ... You're kidding, right?

Mimic: Actually he said it was more of a Flamingo Pink.

Torcher: Great, we have pink studio.

Camera guy: Guys, we're on.

Mimic: ...

Torcher: Of all the times to be on the air...

Mimic: (Sigh) Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Interviewing the experiments: fan edition". As you already heard, the studio is now pink thanks to some stupid painters.

Torcher: Damn... (Drinks Pepsi)

Mimic: Torcher, just get our guest.

Torcher: I hate you, you know that. (Goes back stage to get guest) Do this Torcher, do that Torcher, bossy bossy bossy...

Mimic: Well, this experiment is from Sora W.T.K, he is the main character for Sora's current fan fiction named after him. He's strong, fast, short, and everything a ridiculously powerful experiment is. Please welcome experiment 0-0-0 aka Zero.

The audience start clapping when Torcher brings an experiment, with Dark gray fur, light gray fur on his chest, belly and eye patches, black fur behind his ears and black nose. Ears are like a fox's and claws are like a bear's. Antennas are shorter than Stitch's, but his back spines are a little bit longer, and he only has two arms, to the set and onto the chair. Torcher seats himself on the couch.

Mimic: Welcome to the show Zero.

Zero: Yeah, hi..

Torcher: You sound Balto..

Zero: What?

Mimic: Skip it, so tell us a bit about yourself.

Zero: Well, I was created by Jumba-

Torcher: Tell us something we don't know!!

Zero: he made me be accident actually, he was (Torcher: Damn it, don't ignore me!!) just "puttying" in the lab. I was created from that and he (Torcher: You bastard, listen to me!) didn't know a thing about me when I came out. After I came out, he started putting me in a training thing to test what I'm capable of.

Mimic: What can you do?

Torcher: (looks at a shovel nearby)

Zero: Well, I-

Torcher was suddenly next to him with a shovel and it was aimed for his head. Zero simple caught it and threw Torcher into another wall.

Zero: have enhanced strength and speed as you can see. I'm also having the ability to morph my arms to a sword and blaster. I'm bulletproof, fireproof, can track body heat and life signs, smarter than a supercomputer and my backspines can give off very powerful venom, and I have night-vision eyesight. I can also jump very high, almost as high as a 5-story building, and can run at the speed of sound. I recently found out I can fly, but it uses up my energy so fighting in the air WILL make me get tired faster.

Mimic: (thinking) Chatterbox...

Torcher: (Appears on the couch) Ok, do you have a crush on anyone?

Zero: And I should tell you this why?

Torcher: Because I asked and what I say goes!

Zero: Where, your inflated mind?

Torcher: What!?

Mimic: No violence! I don't want to waste any more money.

Torcher: Fine... (Thinking) I'll get him later...

Mimic: So anyways, how's the story your in?

Zero: Why don't you go read it and find out?

Torcher: (evil thoughts)

Mimic: We did-

Zero: Then why are you asking me?

Mimic: It's an interview; we're supposed to ask stupid questions.

Torcher: And say lines like "I'm going to the tower to kill myself or die trying!" or something like that.

Zero: Too bad you can't actually do that; it'll do the world a favor-

Torcher: Shut up!

Mimic: Not now, so tell us Zero; can you show us how you create a sword?

Zero: Sure. (Thinking) What am I, a tourist attraction?

Zero the holds up his arm and it morphs itself into a sword like object.

Torcher: You call that a sword? (Morphs his arm into a bigger sword) THIS is a sword!

Zero: Oh yeah? (Makes his sword bigger)

Torcher: Two can play at that game! (Makes his sword bigger)

This goes on for about five minutes, the swords go through the roof and is still going. Mimic finally made them stop and they retracted their swords.

Mimic: Will you two knock it off, the last thing I need is two people comparing their swords!

Zero: You know, it sounds silly when taken out of context.

Torcher: (Dirty thoughts)

Mimic: Anyways, how are you able to go as fast as sound?

Zero: Well, it's actually quite simple-

Torcher: Wait wait! I'll explain it!

Zero: How the hell would you know?

Torcher: Because I know things...

Zero: This I got to see...

Torcher then morphs his cloths to look like a scientist (Imagine that, a scientist with a gas mask and spiky blonde hair) and then a fancy screen comes out from the floor and shows some muscle tissue and a picture of Zero.

Mimic: What the hell...

Zero: Ditto...

Torcher: As you can see, the muscle tissue of 000 uses Jumba's cell flexibility principle (See Jumba's guide to experiments to find out more about it and the following terms), this causes the cells to go at a fast rate and not break at high speeds (shows this on the screen, the tissue flexes like a piece of taffy). With the help of Limiter percent increase and enhanced brain speed, he can travel at high speeds with having to stop due to tiredness or speed blindness. The enhanced muscle cells also help because the increased strength helps him achieve the speed of sound or faster if possible. There is also a possible situation where his muscle tissue snap or tear if used too much at once like a rubber band being pulled too fast and hard.

Torcher then morphed back into his original self and the screen went back into the floor. He takes a Pepsi and drinks it.

Mimic: ...

Zero: You did it to smite me, didn't you...

Torcher: Hell yeah!

(BAM!)

Torcher then gets sent into the wall via the blaster from Zero's arm. Zero reverted him arm back.

Zero: Bastard...

Mimic: Well, that's all the time we have for today.

Zero: By the way, why is your studio pink?

Mimic: ... shut up and leave.

Zero: Fine by me. (Gets up and exits the studio) It's still pink!

Mimic: God I hate those painters...

Torcher: (Gets up) Well I hate people who injure me and damage my stuff.

Mimic: (Looks at the camera) That's it for this episode, tune in next time to find out who gets interviewed next.

Torcher: It better not be 552!

Mimic: I'm not saying, it's another secret.

Torcher: Tell me!

Mimic: No

Camera guy: I'm not getting paid enough for this...

Torcher: If you don't like it then just leave!!

Camera guy: Alright. (He leaves, leaving the camera to drop to a floor shot)

Torcher: Hey! Get back here!

Mimic: Torcher, you're a moron!

Torcher: Shut up, would someone turn off the camera!


That's it for this chapter; tune in next time to see more insanity. Thanks again for all the reviews, laters.