Welcome to another chapter of our story, sorry for the delay. Today's interview will be quite interesting, having more experiments then usual. So better be ready.
Disclaimer: Experiments are property of the original authors.
Chapter 12
It was an interesting day at the studio due to all the fog outside (yes people, fog. Lots of fog, fog for all!). Inside, the hosts are making a big discussion about the green room. The green room is in the backstage and is where the guests stay before brought onto the stage. It all fix up after the whole Jinx situation. We now look over to the hosts…
Mimic: So what you're telling me is that the experiments are getting restless?
Staff4: Yes sir, what should we do?
Mimic: Keep them from blowing up the room till its Showtime.
Staff4: Yes sir, right away. (Leaves to the green room with some other staff members.)
Torcher: Honestly, what possessed you into getting that many experiments all at one?
Mimic: They came from the same author.
Torcher: So what? The first two experiments that we interviewed were from the same author and they haven't been interviewed at the same time!
Mimic: … you wanted Mouth and Rycon (5-5-5) in the same room?
Torcher: Good point… speaking of Mouth, I need to find that idiot.
Mimic: Why?
Torcher: He took my wallet!
Mimic: … it took you that long to figure it out?
Torcher: You knew! Why didn't you tell me?
Mimic: You never asked.
Torcher: You little bugger…
Mimic: Honestly, how much does a hospital pay?
Torcher: Let me put it this way: When you get your hospital tab, you'll understand why doctors wear masks in the operating room.
Camera guy: Guys, we're on.
Torcher: Great…
Random person from audience: You suck!
Torcher: (Throws a chair at him) Shut up!
Random person: (ducks) Missed me! (Gets impaled by a sword)
Torcher: (gets up and retrieves sword and sits back down)
Mimic: Welcome to another episode of "Interviewing the Experiments: fan edition." Today's guests are from the author Shendothepowerful; a different scientist called Dr. Alvory created them.
Torcher: You want me to get them, right?
Mimic: Yup.
Torcher gets up and goes backstage to get them.
Mimic: Ok, now let me introduce the first experiment. He's a water experiment that like pranking people and is very energetic. Please welcome B1 aka Neptune!
An experiment comes out; he has blue scales, gills, claws, and fish tail (Basically Stitch with scales and gills...and a fish tail.). He jumps onto the guest chair and sits down.
Neptune: Hi! (Waves to the camera then to Mimic)
Mimic: Next up is a hot head with an attitude problem. Please welcome Pyro aka B2!
Another experiment comes onto the stage, looking rather mad. He has red scales, wings, and is rather puny (A lot like Melty, a puny red dragon.). He sits in the chair next to Neptune with his arms folded.
Pyro: …
Mimic: Nice speech, next experiment is carefree and has power over wind. A guy you don't want to mess with. Please welcome Zephyrus aka B3!
An experiment with 625 facial features and a body like Stitch walks out of the backstage. He has light blue fur, has retractable wings and rotating blades on his wrists that generate air currents. A little cute in a way… Anyways, he sits in the seat next to Pyro.
Zephyrus: What's up everyone?
Pyro: None of your business!
Zephyrus: Touchy…
Mimic: I'll say… Next experiment is somewhat timid and quiet, but is strong when the situation calls for it. Please welcome Gaia aka B4!
An experiment walks onto the stage rather reluctantly. She looks like 624 with mole-like arms, chocolate brown fur, and shorter antennas. She climbs up to the seat next to Zeph's. She waves her hand and smiles.
Gaia: Hello, nice to meet you.
Mimic: If only Torcher was that polite, but I'm not a miracle worker. Anyways, there's yet another experiment for you all. This guy is overly protective but is nice enough. Say hello to Cobalt aka B5.
A robotic monkey appears from back stage. He basically looks like a cyborg monkey, that's about it; half of his parts are robotic. He jumps up to the seat next to (you guessed it) B4. He's sitting upright and looks very military soldier like.
Cobalt: Hello, I am Cobalt. I'm an experiment that was created by Dr. A-
Mimic: We haven't started the interview yet, save it Corporal Can.
Cobalt: Sorry, I was unaware that the interview hasn't begun yet.
Mimic: Happens all the time. Next is a heartless bastard who's just hiding the fact that he's lonely.
Gaia: Really?
Mimic: Let me finish…
Gaia: Sorry.
Mimic: Anyways, please welcome Phobos aka B6!
An experiment walks down with Torcher onto the stage. He looks like a raccoon with dog-ears, stitch's tail, stitch's nose, tiny devil horns on its head, fangs protruding from the mouth, and blood red eyes (why does that sound familiar?). Torcher sits back in his seat and Phobos sat next to B5. Everyone had different reactions to him, most not very positive. B1 looked uncomfortable, B2 watched suspiciously, B3 raised a brow, B4 was trying to hide in her seat, and B5 morphed his arm into a gun just in case.
Torcher: I see that you're popular…
Phobos: Shut up.
Mimic: Ok, lets get this show going.
Cobalt: Wait, what about B7?
Mimic: Six of you guys are enough already.
Torcher: Ok, to the questions. Why were you all created? From B1 to B6.
Neptune: Well, I was created to control the water element and I also help 5-5-5 with his heat problem. I can also shoot water and ice from my morphable arm.
He morphs his arm and shoots a stream of water at Pyro, completely soaking him.
Pyro: I'm gonna KILL YOU!
Pyro was about to leap at Neptune but was hit over the head with Mimic's Atomic Stick™. He fell in his seat; a big bump was now visible on his head.
Mimic: Do it after the show, we're trying to avoid an R rating.
Torcher: M rating..
Mimic: Huh?
Torcher: There's been a change in rating; it's now K, K, T, and M.
Mimic: Great, more changes…
Torcher: I know, back to the questions. Pyro?
Pyro: I'm gonna get you for this…
Torcher: Answer now, revenge later.
Pyro: I was created to control the element of fire. People keep saying I have an attitude problem. Which I DON'T! (Glares at Neptune).
Torcher: Right…
Mimic: A guy who controls fire, claims to have no temper, and is a hot head… That sounds like you Torcher.
Torcher: (Insert middle finger here)
Mimic: Next up, Zeph.
Zeph: Well… I was created to control the winds… Which I can do with the fans on my arms… That's basically it.
Torcher: Next…
Gaia: Um… I was created to control the earth. I'm a bit shy… but I'm still powerful-
Torcher: Next!
Cobalt: That's rather rude.
Torcher: I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Mimic: Don't mind him, he had a rough show going.
Cobalt: How?
Torcher: You want to know? Well, I was shot, tackled, punched, hit, poisoned, bit, injured, tricked, victimized, and that's just from the first few episodes!
Phobos: Wow, you suck.
Torcher: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Mimic: Hard to pronounce… Where the hell did you get that?
Torcher: I got it from a book called "Witty Comebacks for Dummies" or something like that.
Mimic: (sigh) back to Cobalt…
Cobalt: I was created to control metals to a certain level. I am partly organic as you can see, I can also morph my arm into a laser gun and other tools that I may need.
Torcher: And last but not least, Phobos!
Phobos: I was created to stop Kolobos but I harbored the power of darkness. Since my creator thought my abilities were always evil, I was locked in a cage but escaped shortly after.
Torcher: Dude, you just described the 75 percent anti-heroes of the world.
Phobos: And I should care… Why?
Torcher: For someone with no soul, you sure are touchy.
Mimic: Break it up you two, lets continue.
Pyro: What else is there to ask? You want to know our favorite color or something?
Mimic: No, besides that would be too obvious.
Torcher: Here's a question. Do you guys like monkeys?
Neptune: Not really
Pyro: No
Zeph: What's a monkey?
Gaia: I think it's what Cobalt is.
Zeph: Oh…
Cobalt: Even though I have properties of a monkey and can understand them… I don't like them… too uncivilized.
Phobos: Same here.
Mimic: Torcher, why did you ask that?
Torcher: I was wondering of they liked monkeys.
Mimic: That was wrong… on so many levels…
Torcher: It's funny, deal with it.
Mimic: Ok, next question. Whom here does 5-5-2 control?
Neptune and Zeph raised their hands, sucks to be them.
Torcher: Sucks to be you guys.
Mimic: It's also going to suck for us.
Torcher: How?
Mimic: Kolobos is going to be our guest next episode.
Torcher: WHAT!
Phobos: Wow, it really does suck to be you guys.
Torcher: SHUT UP!
Mimic: Uh oh, Torcher is totally pissed.
Pyro: Man, what an idiot…
Torcher: SHUT IT YOU FRILLY LIZARD!
Pyro: … oh THAT TEARS IT!
The two raging maniacs lunge at each other, duking it out in front of the other guests and Mimic. Pyro blasts Torcher in the face, but Torcher has a high resistance against heat and continues to beat the hell out of Pyro. Pyro counters by biting him in the arm.
Torcher: OWWW! Not again!
Torcher starts running around the studio, flailing his arm around. Pyro is surprisingly persistant.
Mimic: Torcher, you ok?
Torcher: Does it bucking look like I'm ok! (Beats his arm against the wall.)
Gaia: Bucking?
Mimic: Yeah, we installed a universal translator that also changes swear words into other words.
Neptune: Must be useful.
Mimic: Indeed, it's also quite funny.
Cobalt: Shouldn't you help your friend?
Neptune morphs his hand into a cannon and fired an ice beam on the floor nearby. Torcher ran across it, slipped, and is now doing the splits.
Torcher: OW! THE PAIN!
Mimic: Nah, he does this all the time.
Cobalt: He does?
Mimic: Remember when he told you about his rough job?
Phobos: Whatever, can we continue?
Mimic: Of course, next question is for Phobos… (Looks at card in his hand) How are you able to feel anything if you have no soul?
Phobos: I'm trying that figure that out myself, try asking my author.
Mimic: I'll try that. Next up is for Cobalt, what's it like to be with these experiments?
Cobalt: Well, I can safely say that it's been very… interesting. B1 has a very interesting personality. Pyro needs counseling… badly. B3 is an ok guy to be with. Gaia tends to be shy at times and also complains rather much.
Gaia: No I don't!
Cobalt: (Continues) I can't say much about B6, I haven't been with him long enough to know him other then his ability of darkness and his name.
Mimic: Interesting.
Phobos: Well, if you didn't try to blast me with that fancy gun of yours you might have learned more.
Cobalt: I was following orders; they were to get rid of you.
Phobos: yeah, too bad you failed at it… miserably.
Cobalt: (morphs his arm into a cannon) Care to go at it again?
Mimic: (takes out his Atomic Stick™) No violence!
Zeph: Torcher and Pyro are going at it, why can't Cobalt and Phobos?
Mimic: Torcher does it all the time, plus he's a co-host. He's allowed to do it.
Zeph: Oh… where are they?
Torcher comes running out of the backstage, with Pyro in his right hand.
Torcher: It's payback time!
He runs over to the really big cannon near the exit that Torcher calls the Torcher Cannon™. He stuffs Pyro into the barrel of the cannon, runs over to the controls, and blasted Pyro out the window. Afterwards, Torcher blacks out on the floor.
Mimic: Well, I think it's best if we wrap this up with one last question. What do you guys think of the show?
All of the guys: It sucks!
Gaia: I don't really like it that much.
Mimic: Ok… (Looks over to the camera) That's it for this episode of our interview.
Neptune: Cool, we'll seeya later. (Gets up and slides toward the exit.)
Cobalt, Gaia, and Phobos get out of their seats and head toward the exit. They wave goodbye toward the camera. Zeph extended his razor fans and flew out of the window Pyro flew out of.
Mimic: Tune in next time folks; the next chapter will be one you will not want to miss. For it'll have the evil of evils, Kolobos. Be sure to tell everyone about this, it'll be a once in a lifetime deal!
Staff9: (poking Torcher with a stick) I think he's dead…
Mimic: Nah, happens all the time. Just call the hospital… again.
Camera Guy: Am I getting paid extra for this?
Mimic: We'll talk about it later…
That's it for this chapter, tune in next time to find out what happens next!
Torcher: It'll blow your mind beyond anything that has ever been blown before… R&R!
