Welcome to another chapter of "Interviewing the Experiments: Fan Edition". Sorry for the delay, I was caught up with so many things from school and I was in a bit of a writer's slump. Now lets get started.

Disclaimer: I do not own the experiments, they belong to their rightful owners.


Chapter 14

The studio was as it was before, still there with some sunny sky. Mimic was in his seat, sort of bored. Torcher wasn't there for obvious reasons.

Mimic: I need a vacation….

Camera guy: We're on.

Mimic: Alright, welcome to another episode of "Interviewing the Experiments: Fan Edition." In case you were wondering, Torcher isn't here due to the recent situation that caused him to go to Kolobos' hell. He'll be back next episode, that's for sure.

Someone one from the audience booed, earning him a direct hit in the head with a can of Pepsi.

Mimic: As I was saying, this next guest is from Darkness Tamer. He's a psycho killer (like we don't get enough of those.), has a sick and twisted sense of humor, and also a bit overpowering. Please welcome 6-3-1!

An experiment comes out from the backstage. He's 1.5 feet tall, blood red with blue eyes, wings like a dragon, black around stomach, 4 in. long blue claws, tail is 3-foot long, antennae same as Stitch, four arms, eight quills. He walks over and jumps in the guest chair.

Mimic: Welcome to the show.

6-3-1: Am I getting paid for this?

Mimic: No, but if you don't do this then there will be punishment from your author.

6-3-1: Daamn…

Mimic: Anyways, lets get started with the questions. We already know Jumba created you for chaos purposes so lets skip that part.

6-3-1: Yeah, I get thaat a lot… and give it a lot. (Snickers)

Mimic: I bet… What are your likes and dislikes?

6-3-1: I like death, chaos, death, jokes, moore death, and hot females… did I mention deeaath?

Mimic: Yeah… you did…

6-3-1: Oh… well… my dislike is Lilo.

Mimic: Why?

6-3-1: She stole my slaves…

Mimic: The experiments?

6-3-1: Yeah… If I ever see her again, I'll kill her the most horrible and slowest way possible…

Mimic: Take a number and stand in line with every other killer experiment.

6-3-1: You know, if you hold a bird gently in the palm of your hands, it'll stay there with a false sense of secuurity. But if you SQUEEZE it, its eyes'll bug out! And I don't care what planet your from, that's freakin' awwwsoome!

Mimic: What are your powers?

6-3-1: Well… the powers of ALL previous experiments plus a few just for me. Heh, and the ability to go into people's dreams…

Mimic: That's Gary Stu if I ever heard it…

6-3-1 nonchalantly flips him the bird. Mimic sighs.

6-3-1: What do you call a rotting corpse?

Mimic: What?

6-3-1: Dead. (snickers)

Mimic: That was so lame…

6-3-1: What can I say? I have a twisted sense of humor.

Mimic: So I heard. Are you smart?

6-3-1: Yeah, smarter then I look.

Mimic: … That's pretty smart.

6-3-1: I can also keep victim alive while they should be dead so they can feel the pain of dying longer.

Mimic: Your almost as sick as 552…

6-3-1: Please… I can block out any psychic force breaking into my mind, even 552 can't break it. I'm also the strongest physically, Smartest, most cunning of any experiment. I can twist reality as well. There isn't an experiment or being alive that can stop me.

Mimic: Over kill much?

6-3-1: All the time, that what I like to do.

Mimic: Well, you're definitely right up that alley of killers.

6-3-1: I prefer to be called an elegant assassin.

Mimic: Right…

6-3-1: I also have the power of rapid regeneration.

Mimic: Isn't that power overused too much in powers?

6-3-1: Yeah, that's because it so damn useful. You can kick ass and won't be stopped cause of a few minor wounds.

Mimic: Ok, what do you do in your spare time when you're not killing?

6-3-1: Well… I like to burn towns and prance around singing "I'm so evil, oh so evil!" for a good number of hours.

Mimic: Ever considered stamp collecting?

6-3-1: Too boring. It's enough to put the dead to sleep.

Mimic: No comments…Anything else you like to add?

6-3-1: yeah, where's that co-host of yours?

Just then, the ground starts shaking. A red circle appears on the ground, the sound of screams and moans could be heard. The smell of decay filled the area. The host and guest looked at it.

6-3-1: What the hell is that?

Mimic: I believe it's the same hole that Torcher went through.

Suddenly, two figures jump out of the portal and land outside. The portal closes up, along with all the sounds and smells coming from it. One was an experiment that looks an awful lot like 552, but does have any scars or marks and has all it's features intact. The other, which was blonde, had red clothing, a warped sword, and a gasmask.

Mimic: Hey Torcher. Hey 551. Nice to see you guys made it.

5-5-1: What's up?

Torcher: I… am… very… pissed…

6-3-1: You want to fight?

Torcher: Hell yeah…

6-3-1: (jumps from the chair and gets into fighting position) Then bring it, I'm itching for a fight.

Torcher: TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!

The two crazy guys launched at each other. They began to use everything they had to beat the living crap out of themselves. In 6-3-1 case, that's a lot. Needless to say, it was also making a mess.

5-5-1: Should we stop them?

Mimic: Nah, better let Torcher vent his anger. He's pissed that I gave him to 5-5-2.

5-5-1: Oh…

A stray heat beam flies overhead and hit a wall. The same wall that keeps getting knocked down…

Torcher: DAMN YOU! (Throws 6-3-1 into a random wall and into the next room, he follows after)

5-5-1: Well, I better head back to dead side. My mate is getting worried.

Mimic: No problem, thanks for getting Torcher back.

5-5-1: It wasn't any difficulty, though I must say that your friend is very… aggressive.

Mimic: He's always like that, ya get used to it.

5-5-1: I see…

Mimic looks over to the camera, 5-5-1 does the same.

Mimic: That's it for this episode of the show; tune in next time to find out what happens next!

5-5-1: Bye everyone! (Waves to the audience and walks away)

Camera guy: There's never a dull moment…

Mimic: Indeed.

Torcher: (from the next room) OW! MY EYE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?


That's it for this chapter, tune in next time to find out who will be next on the interview.