Welcome to another chapter of Interviewing the experiments: fan edition. Sorry for the delay, had a final to worry about. Now lets get started.

Disclaimer: You know, don't own experiments.

Chapter 16

The studio finished it's repairs after the last show and looks great. The day is misty and currently early morning. Why they decided to host it in the morning? They have no idea. Mimic sat in the same place he always does and Torcher was sitting on the couch as well… drinking Pepsi with a cast on his arm.

Torcher: Tell me again why we're doing this… in the morning?

Mimic: Well, we're trying to add dynamics.

Torcher: Who cares about dynamics! I want to sleep!

Mimic: The people do.

Torcher: uh huh… what's up with the monkey?

Next to a ladder near the always-breaking wall was a small monkey, humping the ladder like there's no tomorrow. Mimic and Torcher stared for a second.

Mimic: … I have no idea.

Camera Guy: We're on.

Torcher: And the audience got to see a humping monkey…

Mimic: Lawsuit aside, (looks at camera) welcome to another episode of "Interviewing the Experiments: Fan Edition" and we have more interviewees.

Torcher: You're getting them this time.

Mimic: Fine then, just announce them while I get them.

Mimic gets up and heads off to the green room. A staff member hands Torcher a card containing the names of the guests. Torcher sighed.

Torcher: Ok then… (reads card) Today's guests are from some author named Cydra. One is adventurous and the other is a problem solver. Both I'm pretty sure are overly strong and will eventually break something. (sarcastic) Please welcome Draco aka 628 and Chip aka 629…

Mimic came back with two experiments. One resembles a pine green, 6-foot long, serpentine dragon with four wings with a 4-feet wing span and ten legs that each end with a four-fingered hand. It has an emerald color on his underbelly, wing membranes, and the inside of his ear. The tail is thick and lizard-like with a four-fingered hand at the end. He has two purple horns that are shaped like sevens and are split at the end. He also has four mouths filled with fangs and yellow snake-eyes. Not something you see everyday. The next one looks like a walking computer: He is gray, 3 foot tall metallic body looks like a robot's. It has four spider-like legs and six tentacle arms that end with five-fingered hands. His torso is shaped like a cylinder and has a computer screen. His mouth is attached to the torso and slightly resembles a squid's beak. He has one eye that's makes up most of his head. It's golden and is a digital screen. An eyebrow is attached to it. He has no nose. As they sat down in the guest chairs, Torcher just stared at them.

Torcher: You got to be kidding me…

Mimic: Welcome to the show.

Chip: The contentment is reciprocal.

Draco: Nice place you got here- (notices the monkey) What's up with the monkey?

Mimic: No idea.

Torcher: You and Chip are over 626, right?

Draco: Last time I check.

Chip: Yes, that's right.

Torcher: Didn't Lilo tell Jumba that he wasn't allowed to make more experiments?

Draco: Yeah, but you know Jumba. He just doesn't know when to quit… except when it comes to his ex-wife.

Mimic: Disturbing.

Torcher: Alright, on with the questions. First… What are your powers?

Draco: Well, first off: I'm the strongest experiment ever-

Torcher: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, ripped it apart. We heard it before.

Mimic: Don't mind him, he's got infected by a virus and bitten by a clone.

Draco: That explains the cast. Anyways, my skin is chameleonic and can only be cut by my own claws and teeth, which can slice through steel like butter. I can fly at great speeds with amazing agility, which is pretty cool. I'm a very good swimmer. My eyes can shoot red laser beams. My horns contain psychic power so they have telepathy and telekinesis and can act as divining rods.

Torcher: You don't say…

Draco: Speaking of which, each mouth has their own breath ability; top mouth: orange fire, second mouth: yellow lightning, third mouth: green plasma, bottom mouth: blue ice. I can also, along with Chip here, speak English.

Mimic: No offence but don't you think that's a bit over-powering?

Draco: Huh?

Mimic: I mean with all those powers.

Draco: Not my problem Jumba made me such a manly stud.

Torcher: There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Draco opened his third mouth and blasted Torcher off the couch. The blast hit him on the head, which was smoking right now. Then Draco used his telekinesis to slam him on the ground a few times. Torcher twitched a few times.

Torcher: Ow….

Mimic: Is that all the powers you have?

Draco: Yeah, pretty much.

Mimic: Alright then, what about you Chip? Tell us about yourself.

Chip: I am a computer virus. I can enter a computer's programming by passing through the computer screen. Once inside, I unleash stored computer viruses within my body.

Torcher: (gets back on the couch) Wait, how can you be here if you're a computer virus?

Chip: I can assume a physical body.

Torcher: The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Draco: (give a smirk at the comment) Heh, nice one.

Chip: In the real world, I can fire my viruses in an indigo bolt of electricity. This viral blast is deadly to computers, but is like a taser shock to everything else such as organic beings. I am the smartest experiment ever and can outwit 6 supercomputers. I recently gained the power to assume a feminine form when my body is normally genderless.

Torcher: So… did you fondle your cupcakes?

Chip: … if I were easily angered, I'd blast you now.

Draco: (waves over to the camera) Hey ladies! I'm single!

Torcher: (glares at Draco) Hey! Only I get to do that!

Draco: Screw you, there isn't anything you can do. If there is, you'd get your butt kicked.

Torcher: …. Damn you!

Mimic: Anyways, lets hear a little bit about yourselves.

Draco: You probably already know this, but I'm often the party animal.

Torcher: … that is so corny.

Chip: I don't think words can contain corn.

Torcher: Yeah well… is that monkey humping the chair now?

The monkey from before was now humping the guest chair of Chip. Torcher raised a brow and Mimic sighed.

Chip: That explains the vibration, I originally thought it was a vibrator chair.

Torcher: Would someone get rid of this thing?

Draco: Man, look at that thing go.

Mimic: Ok, I think that's all we got time for now. Anything else you like to add?

Draco: Yes.

Draco looked over to the wall and used his psychic powers to demolish it…. Again. Much to the horror of Torcher, who preceded to bang his head on the table in front of him in frustration.

Chip: I also like to add something.

Mimic: Which is?

Chip then zapped Torcher, stopping his head banging. The smell of burn flesh fills the air. Smells like chicken.

Draco: Smells like chicken.

Mimic: (looks over to the camera) That's it for today's episode, tune in next time to see our next guest and hopefully Torcher will heal his third-degree burns.

Chip: Bye everyone. (waves to the camera)

Draco: (looks at Mimic) Do I get paid?

Mimic: No

Torcher: … I… hate… you…. all….

Mimic: Just be thankful, you get to sleep.

Camera guy: Wish I had my camera.

Mimic: Dude, you have a camera…

Camera guy: Oh….

That's it for this chapter, tune in next time to figure out what happens next!

Torcher: R&R!