A/n: Hello! #silence# Fine guess I'll just leave #Woohoo# Okay that's more like it. Yes I'm feeding my ego. You're all probably saying about time. What exactly is this prank? Okay I'll tell you… read down and you'll get to the chap and then… you'll just have to read o yes I know I'm evil. (o.O what's done is done, what can I say I'm weird when I have too much caffeine)

READ THIS: (don't bother not important blah, blah, blah though I could have just deleted that eh too lazy maybe I should go get some coffee)

Key:

Horizontal rule---- scene change

'Blah'---- thinking

(Moi)----- me popping up to be annoying

#giggle# -----action

Okay that's it I think. Oh well enough on with the story!

Disclaimer: no nothing except the plot (nice & short)

Dedication: This is to Fantasydreamer74 for inspiring the foxy line when we were chatting

Enjoy!

Chapter 4:

The Prank

Kagome pulled into the school parking lot. Still oblivious that she forgot Inuyasha well not completely oblivious she knew what she was doing. Stepping out with Sango and Miroku she finally noticed that Inuyasha is M.I.A.

"Hey where's Inu?" she asked looking completely innocent to her nervous looking friends.

"Ummm… Kag you forgot him. After you… well… that is… 'sat' him. What did you do anyways?" asked her wary friend Sango.

"Oh! I did! Oops! Oh well he should be here in a couple minutes. Let's start setting everything up!" replied Kag, trying to dodge the question though it was a very unsuccessful attempt.

"Oh but Lady Kagome you didn't answer Sango's question. Also when and why did you give Inuyasha that rosary?" inquired Miroku all the while raising his eyebrows in a 'suggestive' manner with a perverted smirk plastered right on his face.

"Ummm… well… you see it's a spell I learned… and the rosary… I umm… you see that is… it was… and… ummm… what do you know? Look at the time. We better hurry up and get into the gym. Here Inu hold Lulu," said Kag as she tossed Lulu's cage behind her into the supposed empty air. Sango looked on in horror while Miroku cried out, "No! My Lulu!" Just as her cage started descending a silver 'blur' caught her. Then before the 'blur' could get out any of the angry words that were sitting on his tongue out, Kagome gave a 'subtle' threat, "Hmmm I think I need a seat so I can si……"

"Alright already! I forgive you! Just don't say it, okay!" pleaded Inuyasha in a way that was not him at all. Miroku taking note of this looked at the floor and behold there was a mean looking piece of asphalt sticking up with a jagged edge. Causing Miroku to cringe at what might have happened had Kagome gone ahead and said 'the' word. Kagome giving a satisfied smirk continued handing out the supplies. After everything was unloaded they proceeded to sneak into the gym through the back gym doors. Once they were inside they had to figure out just how they were going to get the mocha and creamies and jellies on Kikyo and maybe a few 'unfortunate' flunkies of hers would be fantabulous(teehee my fav word). Now just how do they get it over their performance locale? Oh and what do we have here? It seems that they were going to release confetti during their performance, how convenient (yes very convenient! Mwahahahahaha!). There are two medium looking spheres hanging right over the performance locale. Then there was this massive one hanging right in the middle of the gym and whatever is in there would cover the whole vicinity including the performance locale. They decided to just use the first two spheres and leave the mammoth one alone. Now a dilemma should they put the creamies and jellies in one sphere and the choco mocha in the other or should they just mix it all together. So they determined to go with the messiest, which is to mix them together. At present they knew how they were going to replace the confetti; they just needed to get the spheres down.

"I can break into the janitors' closet and 'borrow' a ladder," suggested Miroku.

"No, that would take too long. I know, Inuyasha jump and get them. Hurry up! Jump!" commanded Kagome. Full well knowing this would piss him off just like he had been doing to her all day.

"What the hell? You can't order me around! Feh! I'm not your hop to it boy! Got that, Wench?" was Inu's poor choice of words, which he realized he was roped into when Kag's eye started twitching but not as much as it should have been, then she replied, "Fine then don't jump, you can just be my 'Sit Boy'!"

! Crash!

Therefore Inuyasha met the 'floor' again, but this time he spared it from blushing and just mumbled, "Alright." Oh how he was going to get her back for this and she thought she was so smart he'll get her back but not now.

"Thank you! You may 'stand'." With that Inuyasha was released from the spell and was enabled to stand up much to his disbelief.

"Hey! Kag how'd you do that?" inquired a curious Sango as Miroku nodded his head so his curiosity was acknowledged too. "Perfect they just had to ask. Eheheh this is going to be so much fun now I can get him back, though I'm wary about what he might do in return. On second thought, who cares I'm so going to enjoy this.'

"Well why shouldn't I be able to when I use 'Sit'," reasoned Kag,

! Crash!

"I should be able to use 'Stand' since it is the opposite."

#peels himself off the ground#

Then she went on, "I mean what if I 'Sit' him in some water,"

! Crash!

"What am I supposed to do? Let him drown. I might as well say 'Stand' so that won't happen." She made her point but the wheels kept on turning but not with a new found epiphany but with evil vengeful reasoning.

#picks himself up again#

"I mean imagine what would happen if I said 'Si…'" She was stopped from finishing her latest scenario by Inuyasha's hand that was securely clamped over her mouth. Then he grounded out, "I think we get the point, Kag. Enough with your little theories! I already said I'll jump up there, but first…" Inuyasha then went ahead and tried to remove the rosary from around his neck. The rest found this very amusing since the rosary wouldn't go past his eyes. Sadly Inuyasha didn't seem to notice and continued to keep on pulling and pulling. Sango and Miroku started to snicker, but Kagome, well, she just went into hysterics and was in a full blown laughing fit. This finally caught Inu's attention, but not only his attention, she also got his anger.

"May I ask what the hell is so freakin hilarious!" he managed to get out between clenched teeth.

"Well #giggle# you see #laugh# I forgot to mention this one little thing #chuckle#" Kag managed to get out.

"Oh and what might that be? Please enlighten me! I'm dieing to know!" was the sarcastic reply.

"#Giggle# Okay, it can't be removed," she stated simply. All while Inuyasha's jaw hung helplessly, as he was just staring at her. Then his anger surfaced, "What do you mean it can't be removed?" Kagome just stood there smiling like nothing was wrong. This made Inuyasha even angrier and consequently he would be meeting the floor again, "WENCH! You Better Find Some Way To Get This Thing Off Me, NOW!"

"'Sit'"

! Crash!

"I was going to tell you that there was one way alone that would remove it, but now you'll just have to wait. Maybe someday I'll tell you," was her answer. Then she turned to Sango, "Come on let's go get lunch while the guys finish up." So before the guys could protest Kag had dragged Sango towards the cafeteria.

With Kag & Sango

"I told you no, Sango. I am not telling you."

"Oh. Come on, please. You know you want to."

"Oh alright, you win. The only way the rosary can be removed is if I take it off #giggle#."

"#Giggle# you're so bad. Kagome you should hold onto this info."

"Thanks Sango I think I will." At this moment the girls walked into a debate between the cheerleaders. The reason for such a thing to occur, they could not decide on whether they should wear the navy uniforms or the white ones. ( :p keeps reading) So as they were having this epic discussion Kagome was struck with a brilliant idea and whispered to Sango for her to play along. So she put her plan into motion.

"OMG," she started with to get the attention of the troubled cheerleaders, "Sango I just read in this fashion magazine that the color navy makes your chest look twice as small then it actually is." Sango getting the gist continued, "Yeah I read that article. They also said that white enhances your chest size, AND they said adding some tissue you know where completes the effect. You can look like a mega star." After hearing this, the giggling gaggle of airheads took off towards what was deemed their bathroom unaware of the trap they just set themselves up for. Kagome and Sango just about hyperventilated since they were laughing so hard. After getting themselves under control they finally got lunch and were heading back while discussing this brilliant achievement when they ran into someone.

"Damn you're as sly as a fox Kagome. That was some quick thinking," the amazed Sango commented.

"Me! What about you? Nice touch with the whole tissue mega star thing. Oh my god I wonder if they'll actually do it. Man we so gotta tell the guys," an equally awed Kagome added in.

"Aye, Aye, Captain Fox! Speaking of the guys you still haven't told me…" she was interrupted by none other then Kag's own fan club/stalker consisting of only one member.

"Hey, who's a fox?" fan club/stalker inquired.

"Oh…hey Hojo (dun dun dun)!" came the deflated reply from the one being stalked. Sango was beside herself with suppressed snickers. Then the ever clueless Hojo noticed that his victim was indeed back in town.

"Higurashi? Is that you? I can't believe it. It's good to see you," he babbled out.

"Yeah, swell," came yet another strained answer from Kag. As she answered she had to elbow Sang so she would keep her merriment to herself.

"So who's a fox? And would you like to see a movie with me this weekend?" he slid in with the finesse of a donkey. Kagome trying to think of a way out of it was struck by another one of her brilliant ideas.

"Well, Hojo I'm the fox. So if you can tell me why I'm so foxy then you got yourself a date." With her brilliant idea laid out she dragged a barely contained Sango back to the gym. Leaving Hojo to get to thinking, but wait he had a problem.

"Higurashi, wait! Do you mean your mind or your looks?" His reply, "Bwahahahahahahahaha!" compliments of Sango. Not knowing what to do. He did the only thing he could. He went to the library to do some research (cue nerdy get away music lmao).

Rewind & back to the guys

"How did that happen?" a mystified Miroku asked the pancake looking Inuyasha.

#picking himself up yet again#

"I don't know! They're female it comes naturally (I agree). Well let's just get this crap set up before they get back. I don't want to hear the wench's complaints and that 'word'" so they got to working.

3 minutes later

They finally got everything done. The spheres were back into place and they looked undisturbed. Lulu's cage was hidden somewhere in the bleachers waiting for release. They even had extra supplies and Inu was just getting back from taking them to the car. That's when Miroku decided it was time to put his suspicions to rest.

"Hey! Can we talk?" started off Oku

"I guess. What is it?"

"Where did you go those two months you were missing this summer?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

"So you did go see Lady Kagome and that's when she gave you that there rosary. Though when we were in front of the cafeteria and you blushed when she was thinking about this summer leads me to think that something more happened that neither of you have yet to say. Am I right?"

"Feh!" was his only response.

"So I am right in all my assumptions?"

"Feh!" was his response once again.

"Thought so, so Inu," Miroku's eyebrows started moving in that suggestive way and his smirk was growing into place, "what exactly happened? Did you guys 'make up'?"

"Well she is talking to me, idiot!"

And the eyebrows keep on moving, "so you did 'make up' and she 'forgave' you?"

"Yes… wait! What are you getting at?" questions an apprehensive Inuyasha.

"Come on man! Did you well #eyebrow wiggle# in uncomplicated terms complete your apology?"

#silence#

#more silence#

! Smack!

"Damn I knew you were perverted, but that is none of your business."

"Ow! Aha! So you don't deny it!"

"Shut up! You Lech! It was only after… Feh!" Inuyasha abruptly cuts himself off and proceeds to sit down with his arms and legs crossed and enters sulking mode.

"I knew it! I can't believe you didn't tell me this. Wait, after you did what exactly?"

"Like I'm gonna tell you! Stupid nosey perverted lecherous can't mind his own business wannabe monk! Feh!"

"Ouch! I'm hurt my friend. So something else happened? Mind sharing?" said a more intrusive Miroku.

"You can just…" was Inuyasha's answer before it was interrupted by hysterical laughter coming towards the gym.

Present Time

The boy's conversation was cut off by the hysterical Sango and a little peeved Kagome entering the gym with lunch for the four. After finally getting herself under control, Sango commented on what she thought of the whole one member fan club/stalker incident, "Oh my god Kag I thought he was going to hug you and never let go when he realized it was you. That was hilarious." Kagome not liking the sound of the growling coming from in front of her tried to defuse the situation, "Well funny for you, but he 'DIDN'T' hug me and what about when we ran into the gaggle of airheads." Sango not getting the hint to change the subject just kept going with her train of thought, "Then when he asked you out and…" She should have took the hint because that's when Inuyasha snapped, "WHAT? Who asked you out Kag!" Kagome knowing what was needed to be said pulled Inu away so they could talk without Sango and Miroku overhearing and hopefully keeping their suspicions from becoming even more substantiated. Well we know how that is going to work out.

"Would you calm down? It was just Hojo and don't worry I won't be going out with him. Okay?" she said in her most sincere voice as she could without embracing him and getting her point across even more.

"Fine, but if Hobo ever again comes near my…" Kagome conveniently (mwahahaha) interrupts him before he could finish, "I know, I know, and let's hope that won't happen," she finished with tapping him on his nose with her finger, a sign of affection that they came up with during those two mysterious months. This little gesture caused Inu to blush because usually they would start…. Well let's just keep that a secret for now. While they were talking Miroku was filling in Sango on what he found out, but of course he was slapped for the way he relayed the info. When Kag and Inu came back to Sango and Miroku, Sango had a look of determination and Miroku had an all knowing grin accompanied by a red hand print. But before anyone could comment this happened…

Ring!

Lunch was over and it was time to see their plan in action.

(The end until next time)

(I'm joking gees continue)

One and a Half Hour Later

They have been sitting here for who knows how long and the principal was still going at it. On top of that the spheres were starting to leak. Then Inuyasha had a brilliant idea of his own. So he got the others to chant with him and that got the rest of the school going. All that could be heard was…

"AIRHEADS! AIRHEADS! AIRHEADS!"

Alright! Quiet down! Here's your air… I mean pep squad!"

"Boo!" was the loudest thing that was heard (yeah! Boo!). Then the boys turned to San and Kag and asked, "Do their chests seem bigger?" Sango and Kagome held in their snickers and only say "wait and see."

Another 10 minutes later & a few slaps

They were finally going to release the 'confetti' and with the final pose, end music, and cue the 'confetti'.

! Splash!

! Shriek!

The whole pep squad was covered in cold coffee and soggy doughnut bits. Their white uniforms were ruined, BUT what is this, their chests' seem to be shrinking and shriveling up. This gets the whole gym's attention and they witness wet tissue fall out of one of the flunkies' shirts. The poor girl just threw the tissue in her shirt and didn't make sure it was secured. The whole gym busts out laughing (lmao) along with our masterminds. That is until they heard Lulu.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck," yes Lulu the chicken was released and she was hungry for her favorite meal and there she went charging at the cheerleaders. Thus causing the cheerleaders to scream even more and for lack of a better phrase run around like chickens with their heads chopped off. Now I would like to draw your attention to that massive sphere hanging in the middle of the gym. It seems that they were going to release feathers to celebrate their mascot Foofoo the Falcon. During all this commotion the feathers were released and the airheads really could pass as a gaggle. It was chaos pure and simple. The feathered covered gaggle of airheads looked like they were being attacked by a miniature version of themselves, all the while slipping on the coffee and doughnuts. The crowd was close to tears because they were laughing so hard. The teachers were blinded because of the still falling feathers, and our four friends were all but exploding with mirth. Trying to get the situation under control the principal shouted the only thing he could, "Classes are canceled for the rest of the day." This sobered everyone up and a stampede occurred as everyone ran for the exits. Everyone was so anxious to get out that they knocked over the rest of the squad and proceeded to step on them (raise your hand if you want to step on Kikyo). Kag, San, Inu, and Oku grabbed Lulu's cage and on the way out grabbed Lulu just as she ripped off part of Kikyo's eyebrow and made a run for the car.

"Oh my god did you see that they actually listened to you Sango!" exclaimed a bewildered Kagome.

"Hey! What did you two tell them?" inquired an inquisitive Miroku. So Sango answered, "We told them the color white made them look bigger and stuffing completes the look." This caused them to go into another round of laughs.

Then Inu proceeded to drop everybody off. When it came to dropping Kagome off Inuyasha decided to take the long way to her house which she noticed and called him on it, "you know you're taking the long way there." "I know," then Inu got a devious smirk on his features, "can you blame a guy for wanting to spend a little time with the most important person in the world to him." Being baffled and knowing where he was going with this could only get out an, "Oh." Seeing this Inuyasha then decided to stop in front of an empty house that was three doors down (lol didn't even intend that) from Kagome's house. Putting the car in park but leaving the engine running. He turned to his victim and put his payback into motion. So he started speaking while stealthily leaning closer, "So Kag you think you're pretty clever with this rosary and all, don't you?" 'Shit I knew he'd catch on. Ok just play it cool I can do this. Wait a minute is it me or he getting closer?' "You're one to talk where the hell did you get the idea that you could start calling me wench again seems to me you might just have to buy you your own chap stick and a helmet as well!" 'Damn, why is it that he can get under my skin so much? Never mind I needn't ask #blush#' perfect she was getting angry exactly what he wanted because when she gets angry she always gets right up into his face this is exactly what he wanted. "And who's fault is that?" he countered knowing full well it would piss her off even more. That was it, "Don't you dare be inferring that this is my fault you have been here longer then me," she screamed getting up into his face which is what he wanted, "I never told you not to tell them what happened. You just assumed making you the idiot. And why are you smirking do you think this is funny. I can't believe, I ma…." The reason he was smirking was that they were only a hairs breath away from one another and he had put the car into drive letting it drift until it was in front of Kagome's house and him hitting the break caused Kag to stop but also the closeness. "You can't believe you what Kag? Or have I succeed in turning your brain into mush?" he whispered causing his warm breath to tickle her lips. "I… I …" "You what gotta go I agree maybe we can finish this later" he whispered again and then promptly tapped her nose, reached around her and opened her door, and continued to gently push her out of the car keeping them close until the last second when he closed the door and promptly yelled out," That's what you get! See you later sugar!" The following occurred #blink, blink# #stare# #grind teeth# "Inuyasha you jerk!" 'Man do I need a cold shower'

After Kag gets dropped off

"I'm home," she called out when she walked into the house.

"KAGOME HIGURASHI, you tell me right now if you had anything to do with what happened today at school!" was her greeting from her mom. Not wanting to lie to her or make her hound her even more. She did what she could and threw a fit, "Why is it that if anything happens you automatically assume it's me! Why don't you trust me!" After getting away with not revealing the truth she stormed up to her room. Hoping that was the end of it and maybe she could get that shower but unfortunately for her the day wasn't over yet.

! Splash!

She received her second involuntary shower of the day courtesy of her brother. Letting out a growl of frustration that sounded a lot like Inu's, she grabbed the phone and called Sango.

"Hell-"

"Sango, I've had it! Meet me at the café! We need to talk!"

"Alright, but I want answers!"

"Okay! Just meet me there and you'll get your answers."

"Fine, bye!"

"Bye!" After hanging up with Sango she then proceeded to change her shirt and put on a black tank top. Then she pulled her hair into a sloppy ponytail. Oh! Wait, it seems that Kagome has a tattoo of some sort on the back of her right shoulder and the tattoo has the looks of some importance (hmm), but all that will be revealed later. Then there went Kagome out the door, ignoring her mother's calls, and headed towards the café where a big decision not to mention some big sharing was about to take place.

(A/n) #dies# sorry but the author has died and this fic won't be continued. Though I her alter ego Coffee Cult shall rule all and continue.

Sqeekers: #comes back to life# Oi! Shut up you won't be doing anything now back into the box!

CC: Nooooo! I shall be back! (Again I ask, what was I smoking oh well)

Sorry had to refresh my brain it died (obviously that was the reason) well there you have it the prank and chap 4 are done. Gee wonder what Inu was going to call her was he just going to say 'my Kag' or something else. Guess you have to wait, but I'll start taking guesses on what they did and the lovely winner will get a prize so start guessing. ( I lied no prize can't remember who guesses what eh oh well I'll be more responsive to reviews once I get the new chap up ok one more chap to go until I can start working on the new one)

Thanks to those blah, blah chap: ( though thank you, thank you just tired of writing it over and over again #Tim McGraw and Nelly start singing# #sigh# #grabs a stick and leaves#

Amanda Trinh

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Laterz,

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