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Just to b easier,

Italics – thoughts

"Um..yes,Harry,if you liked it THAT much,you could just..take some more?"

Hermione was having a hard time keeping her face straight.

'No,um,see,Hermione,Ron,I was..just..- suddenly Harry was hit by an inspiration- I was just thinking about Hermione and Spe-er-I mean SPEW and thinking that Hermione,you're right.We should be thanking the house-elves.Hehe.That's all.Yeah."

Hermione stared at Harry in disbelief.

"Harry?Is there something you would like to tell us?Because I KNOW I've seen it all when I see the day you said something good about SPEW."

But Harry's thoughts had wandered again..to a certain blond someone..

"Watch this,Hermione.."Ron said,smirking,suddenly looking uncannily like Fred and George.

"Hey,Harry,I'll bet you want to rip all your clothes off and dance starkers right in the middle of the Great Hall,yeah?"

"Huh?Oh,Yeah,that's right,Ron!That is EXACTLY what I want to do..Tell me when you're going to do it and I'll follow you,mate.."

Ron just gaped.

"OK,Hermione,this is serious."

"No,it's not,Ron..it's love.."said Hermione,smiling slightly.Oh,the things girls knew that boys didn't ,no matter how brilliant they may be…

On the other side of the Great Hall,that certain someone,Slytherin-oh,let's be honest- Hogwarts sex-god Draco Malfoy spotted Harry,excuse me,Potter smush his oh-so-baby-cute..I mean..face into his pudding.

"Oh Draaaakie-poo!"I swear,if that infernal weaselette calls me that again I WILL be charged for murder,thought Draco.(A/N let's face it,people,do we blame him?)

"Draaaakie-POO!"

"I have no reference whatsoever to anybody named "drakie-poo",I shall only answer to my very distinguishable name."

"Oh,come on now,Drakie,you know you want to!"

If you refer to chopping your head off and giving your body away to a herd of angry centaurs,then yes.HELL yes I want to!

But Draco,as arrogant as he may be,he is a true Malfoy and merely continued cutting his food and putting slices of pork chops in his mouth.

But the pork chops was just for show.His mind wandered just as far away as Harry's had..

Ha-Potter.Why do I keep thinking about him?And,good Lord,when I do,it's not hatred I feel?Oh,shit!He's looking at me!What do I do?Wait,is that me thinking like some stupid girl lusting after my body?Oh Damn.it is…does this mean I..I like him?Me?Gay?Hah!Of course not..because,if I was,I would want to do crazy things like..kiss those beautiful lips..and..and..run my fingers through that jet black hair,and HOPE to tidy it up,but then again,it looks gorgeous messy anyway..and stare into thoses deep green eyes..WHAT is in them?why do I feel drawn towards them?I..wait a second..I Do actually want to do all those things!Damn.Oh,well,I had a great time being normal,now its time for things to get..gay…hahaha...he's looking here again!What do i do?I know...I smirk...ok,one,two,three..SMIRK!

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