Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha or Yu Yu Hakusho.

Last Time:

Suddenly, she felt a hand placed on her ass. She felt it grope her butt. Next thing we all know is... a lecherous monk known as Miroku is twitching on the floor saying, "It was worth it."

This Time:

"Don't you dare touch me, you damn fox!"

A cold, feminine voice reached Kagome's ears. 'Dang. I'm scared to ever meet whoever that is.' Kagome sighed. She felt curious to know who that was.

"Wipe that smirk off your face." Kagome shuddered and went to check out the voice.

With Youko, Kuronue, and Hiei

"Well, miko, it's impossible for me to," replied Youko.

Hiei looked annoyed, but it had made him er… him in Kagome's body look cute. "And why is that?"

Youko chuckled a bit and looked over to Kuronue. "I sense a presence speeding up here. Can you check it out?"

"I might as well. Maybe, I'll get a fight," answered Kuronue, as he stretched his arms a bit.

"So, you're the guy who stole my body!" Kagome made her appearance. Of course, she was still in Hiei's body.

Hiei, in Kagome's body, looked annoyed. "I did not steal it." His, err Kagome's eyebrow twitched a bit.

"Sure you didn't!" Kagome crossed (a/n: man this is getting tiring but of course you guys know Kagome is Hiei's body and vise versa)

Hiei looked away still annoyed. "What are you, a slut? Because this skirt is too short! How can any wench live like this?!"

Kagome looked pissed. "I am not a damn slut! And, that is my school uniform you baka!"

Youko and Kuronue sighed. Apparently, two unsatisfied girl and demon were in front of their home/cave. "Would you two quiet down? You both sound like you both are mates." Youko stated. "Damn. My ears are hurting." He muttered.

"Poor you," said Kuronue, as he patted Youko's back. "I'm just glad my ears are not as sensitive as yours."

Hiei and Kagome glared at them. Youko sighed. "What is the solution here? And, how do you both know each other?"

"I don't know him/her!" said Kagome and Hiei.

"And, why should I know someone this short?" said Kagome.

"Why should I know someone who dresses like a slut?" said Hiei, while glaring at Kagome.

"Grr.. why should I know someone who has their hair like those DBZ characters? …you wannabe." (A/n: I do not own DBZ just had to say that) Kagome stated, as she glared back at Hiei.

"Apparently, they made a "little" switch," stated Kuronue, as it seemed to them that the two were insulting themselves other than the other.

"It seems as that," said Youko.

"Children, children…" said Kuronue, as he thought it was time that the two should stop. Hiei and Kagome looked at him. "We can solve this solution. You both just need to calm down and-…"

"be good little kids so daddy over there will find out what's wrong," Youko butted in. Kuronue glared at Youko's playfulness but ignored it. That was Youko's usual self, since he IS a kitsune.

Hiei snorted. "Why should I listen to you?" Kagome hit Hiei on the head.

"Don't you want to be in your body?! Also, how can you even walk if there's something between your legs?! Gawd. It's so annoying!" shouted Kagome. Kuronue coughed a bit, choking on air at the sudden change of topic.

Youko looked at Kuronue. "How can we stand walking with something between our legs?"

"Youko, that is something to be left unsaid."

"Well, I don't understand how women walk around with these two lumps on their chest! It just bounces as I walk dammit!" Hiei exclaimed.

"I don't understand that, as well, Kuronue," said Youko. "How can they walk like that? It does quite look annoying, but..."

"Youko," said Kuronue in a warning tone.

"There's a name for that you know! It's called breasts."

"Well there's a name for the "something between your legs" too. It's called a dick."

"Grr…" Kagome and Hiei glared at each other straight in the eye. If you were actually there, you'd see sparks fly.

Youko and Kuronue looked at each other. "This isn't working out, Youko. We need to separate them."

Youko sighed. "I agree, Kuronue. So, who are you taking with you?"

"Hm…" Kuronue looked up a bit, while cupping his chin with his hand. "Let me think. It's quite hard really. You decide, Youko. You are the one with brains and are able to choose things easily, you know."

"Why thank you, Kuronue. Let's see, I'll just bring that Kagome, I think that is his, well her, name. Is it, Kuronue?"

"Yes, and that settles it. We'll solve why this "switch" happened. Though, this reminds me of something. Though, I can't quite remember what it is, Youko," said Kuronue.

Youko shrugged. "Maybe you'll remember what it is soon."

End of Chapter