Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha or Yu Yu Hakusho.
A/n: I had to change the rating due to… some stuff happening in this chapter. In some of the scenes, I got it from going to summer school, since I need to get health and P.E. out of the way. Well, CONTINUE!
Yusuke sat in class, bored to death. Keiko had once again dragged him into school. Yusuke scowled, as he looked at the board, which displayed "Guest Speaker". He rolled his eyes, another guest speaker for health. Hip-hip-hooray!
"Class," his teacher, Mrs. Sutton which reminded him of a button because it rhymed, began, "I would like to introduce you to a guest speaker who has talked around schools about sex." Now, there was a subject Yusuke would be into!
The lady came into the room. She was a bit chubby. Blonde hair, brown eyes, though she looked like the happiest woman alive. "Hello, my name is Mai. I am 45-yrs-old, and I've been married for only one year now." Yusuke could feel his eye twitched. Forty-five years old seemed ancient to him when he was little. And, forty-five years old still is!(Even if he had met demons that werelike his great, great grandfather!)"I am your visual aid."
Visual aid? Yusuke began to wonder. "I have one important thing to say to you all." Yusuke listened intently, and he bet everyone else was too. "People around you lie to you about condoms protecting you during sex." Okay… he thought. He was beginning to think she was a crazy lady.
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Kurama sat in his class, staring out the window. It had been about three days since he last saw Hiei. On instincts, he caught an eraser thrown at him by the teacher. He could feel the students amazements at seeing how his reflexes were. Though, he ignored it and looked at the teacher.
"At least, we all know you have amazing reflexes, Minamino-san. Though, even if you are the top student of this school, you should set yourself as an example and pay attention in class," replied Kurama's teacher.
Kurama just smiled apologetically. "Gomen nasai, Zhuma-san. It won't happen again." The teacher nodded and continued on teaching his lessons, while Kurama was paying half attention. He already knew this stuff. It was going to be way easy (It was like a review learned from the 5th grade!). The only thing that made him worry was Hiei's health. His friend was acting strangely, and he was going to get to the bottom of it. Whether Hiei liked it or not.
"I'll get Yusuke and Kuwabara to participate as well," he thought to himself.
- - -
School was done for today. A whole crowd of kids exiting from all sides of the school, from the main entrance, the back, the north parking lot, the south parking lot, the east parking lot, you get it.
"Yusuke-kun!" Many kids that attend Yusuke's school were surprised at who was calling him. And, Yusuke just looked over and waved at the one who called him.
Yusuke walked up to the figure that called him. "Yo! Shuuichi, what brings you here?" There were gasps among the shocked crowd. The name Shuuichi always talked about the Minamino Shuuichi. "Err… maybe we should talk somewhere else?"
Kurama chuckled knowing the unwanted stares they were receiving. "Hai, Yusuke-kun. I need to ask you a favor, for Hiei-kun's well-being."
Yusuke nodded, as they walked off. There were murmurs of "Yusuke Urameshi is probably going to get him to do his homework" or "Who could believe that Urameshi is friends with Minamino-san!" All and all, it was astonishment that reached everyone.
"Hey!" shouted Kuwabara as he ran up to Yusuke and Kurama. He looked around. "Where's the shrimp?"
"That's why I am proposing this meeting here," answered Kurama. "I'm quite concerned about Hiei. I haven't seen him for a couple of days. Usually this is normal, but…" Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at Kurama to continue on.
Yusuke smirked. "Don't tell me you like Hiei that way, Kurama." Kurama's face turned a few shades of red.
"Hah! Urameshi, can you believe that Kurama's blushing like that!" Kuwabara added on, which made Kurama blush more.
"Yusuke, Kuwabara, now's not the time to…"
"Hah! I knew it!" exclaimed Yusuke. "You're avoiding the truth. Huh, Kurama? You shouldn't look down on Kuwabara's and my intellectual skills now!" Kurama raised an amused eyebrow, as if saying yeah right.
Kurama received glares from them. "Let's get to the point! We need to find Hiei's whereabouts. Who knows what he's doing."
"Yeah, he could probably be with a girl… or worse! Another guy!"
"Yusuke!" Kurama hushed. But, that didn't stop him or Kuwabara from being… a teaser.
- - -
Hiei grumbled, as he looked at the ridiculous short skirt. "Can't this girl wear anything less inappropriate?" He growled.
"What's the matter with the skirt?" asked Kuronue. "The skirt's pretty fine, especially since it shows her nice long legs. Though, I wish women wore those kinds of clothing around here." The only thing he got out of Hiei (in Kagome's body) was a glare. "Come on! Live a little! Do things with her body! Maybe you could get that for revenge!"
"Keep talking," said Hiei, now interested in what Kuronue had to say.
Kuronue smirked. "You know, maybe we could get yourself a marking. Not a mating mark. That'd be too cruel for the young girl."
"Then bite me, dammit," Hiei demanded, making Kuronue blink several times. He blinked a couple of more times, as if trying to comprehend what Hiei was saying. "Are you going to?" Hiei asked, crossing his (her) legs.
Kuronue began to laugh. "You truly are droll! I can't believe that'd you asked that. And, for a second, I thought you were serious."
"I am serious!" Hiei replied hotly.
There was a long pause, a very long pause.
- - -
"Where are we going?" asked an annoyed Kagome, who obviously didn't like to be in a male's body. The height difference was uncanny, and she hated being the short one as well. While Youko was off in the six feet, she was stuck in the four foot to five foot section. Though, she was glad that she could catch up to his pace, considering Youko's long legs.
"A friend," was all Youko said, as he continued walking.
Kagome glared at him and smacked him on the arm. "Be more specific!"
"I was specific. Though, you may have heard of him…"
"And, he is?" Kagome asked, not liking the little quietness Youko was creating.
"Lord Sesshoumaru." Kagome paled. Her friend's enemy! The guy who tried killing her yet saved her several times!
Youko chuckled a bit. "You show your emotions quite openly. You shouldn't do that. It shows weakness." He received another slap in the arm for that comment.
"Well, sor-ry, I can't be Mrs. Impassive, just because you're Mr. Impassive," retorted Kagome.
"Well, we'd be Mr. and Mr. Impassive, since you are a guy," responded Youko, snickering a bit. "Are you forgetting that you are a man now? You have a dick not a vagina, so right now; you'll have to live with it."
"I want to kill you," Kagome said, ever so slowly. "But, I can't."
"Because you're quite feeble, even in your own body. Wait. You're feebler when you get back to your body. But, hey, we could always be Mr. and Mrs. Impassive and have little Impassive children, and they'll pass down our family name, and we could be called the "Impassives". Don't you love the surname?"
By being away from the two, birds soared into the air, sensing danger. After a few seconds, a loud slap was heard along with, "You're stupid sarcasm is going to kill you one day!"
A/n: Heh, sorry for the long, long wait. But, I had a huge writer's block for this story and couldn't think right. So, I finally typed this up. I hope you enjoyed the chapter.